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Darsarin
08-24-2003, 12:45 PM
An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. After a long search he just couldn't find any public bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down one of the side streets to take care of business. Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up.

"Look here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked.

"I'm sorry," the American replied, but I really gotta take a leak."

"You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look, follow me."

The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass,pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the policeman, "whiz away."

The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and started pissing on the flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief. Then turning toward the officer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this British courtesy?"

"No," retorted the policeman. "It's the French Embassy."

Tilea
08-24-2003, 03:27 PM
Hahaha I love french bashing :)

Peotr
08-24-2003, 04:28 PM
My favorite factoid about Americans in England - leading cause of death for American tourists in England?

Being hit by a bus. Second, being hit by a car.

-- Peotr

P.S. Think about it... It'll come to you.

Thuggo
08-24-2003, 06:24 PM
look left... clear
look right... clear
look left again... clear

WHAM!!!! hit by a bus.

Peotr
08-25-2003, 05:16 AM
DING-DING-DING!

CONGRATULATIONS! A weiner is you!

-- Peotr (The Normal Guy) ©™

Buazag Bonesteel
08-25-2003, 06:45 AM
Originally posted by Seanreisk
DING-DING-DING!

CONGRATULATIONS! A weiner is you!

-- Peotr (The Normal Guy) ©™

Haha.....I'm jumping and kicking at the same time!!

Tilea
08-25-2003, 08:28 AM
Originally posted by Seanreisk
My favorite factoid about Americans in England - leading cause of death for American tourists in England?

Being hit by a bus. Second, being hit by a car.

-- Peotr

P.S. Think about it... It'll come to you.

What's the leading cause of death for Canadian tourists? Hopefully it's over intoxication..