Myztlee
08-25-2003, 03:06 PM
Here's a little ditty I wrote way back in 2000, to the tune of South Park's Blame Canada (in case you couldn't figure it out).
The Do'Vassir/Solist/Heroes (HoSS) thing will be remembered by only a few, but for thost that were there, it was quite the moment.
Cue the music...
Times have changed, eBay farmers are getting worse.
They won't obey the Play Nice Rules, they just want to /shout and curse.
Should we blame the Guide Program?
Or blame Abashi?
Or should we blame the exploiters that we see?
No!
Blame Kaladim! Blame Kaladim!
With all their beady little eyes and unkempt beards so full of flies!
Blame Kaladim! Blame Kaladim!
We need to form a full assault, tell EQVault!
Don't blame me for my forum rant,
I petition Guides for help, they always tell me that they can't.
And my Ak'Anon faction once was smiling amiably,
But now when I pass a guard they scowl angrily.
Well,
Blame Kaladim! Blame Kaladim!
It seems that everything's gone wrong,
Since those dorfs came along.
Blame Kaladim! Blame Kaladim!
They're not even a real city anyway.
Solist could have been GM forever, it's true.
Instead he burned up like a gnomie on a barbecue.
Should we blame the Heroes?
Or Do'Vassir that did conspire?
Or the dragon with the deadly breath of fire?
Heck no!
Blame Kaladim! Blame Kaladim!
With all that drunken hullabaloo,
And that bastard Tumpy too.
Blame Kaladim! Shame on Kaladim!
For...
Their height we must slight, their stench we should quench,
The laughter and fun must all be undone,
We must blame them for our monthly fee,
Before Verant thinks of nerfing me!
The Do'Vassir/Solist/Heroes (HoSS) thing will be remembered by only a few, but for thost that were there, it was quite the moment.
Cue the music...
Times have changed, eBay farmers are getting worse.
They won't obey the Play Nice Rules, they just want to /shout and curse.
Should we blame the Guide Program?
Or blame Abashi?
Or should we blame the exploiters that we see?
No!
Blame Kaladim! Blame Kaladim!
With all their beady little eyes and unkempt beards so full of flies!
Blame Kaladim! Blame Kaladim!
We need to form a full assault, tell EQVault!
Don't blame me for my forum rant,
I petition Guides for help, they always tell me that they can't.
And my Ak'Anon faction once was smiling amiably,
But now when I pass a guard they scowl angrily.
Well,
Blame Kaladim! Blame Kaladim!
It seems that everything's gone wrong,
Since those dorfs came along.
Blame Kaladim! Blame Kaladim!
They're not even a real city anyway.
Solist could have been GM forever, it's true.
Instead he burned up like a gnomie on a barbecue.
Should we blame the Heroes?
Or Do'Vassir that did conspire?
Or the dragon with the deadly breath of fire?
Heck no!
Blame Kaladim! Blame Kaladim!
With all that drunken hullabaloo,
And that bastard Tumpy too.
Blame Kaladim! Shame on Kaladim!
For...
Their height we must slight, their stench we should quench,
The laughter and fun must all be undone,
We must blame them for our monthly fee,
Before Verant thinks of nerfing me!