These Kittens look better?

[Darsarin]

http://www.catsincanada.com/breeds/pics/ragdoll-kittens.jpg

[Tarissa]

cut it out

[Lola]

You're just jealous of his suave and debonaire manner

[Tilea]

Yes those ones are much cuter, and much much less corpse like!

[Darsarin]

Tarissa does not like kittens. :(


Are these Kittens more to your liking?

http://www.widemedia.com/fashionuk/news/2002/02/08/kittens.jpg

[Vinilaa]

meow... :eek:

[Andriana Duskrose]

Originally posted by Vinilaa
meow... :eek:

Ahem, I have that saying trademarked, you'll be hearing from my Lawyer.

Crimsonbanshee knows what I am talking aboot eh!

[Lexoon]

Those kittens need to be bagged and tossed in a lake =\

The first ones, I mean...

[Darsarin]

Originally posted by Lexoon
Those kittens need to be bagged and tossed in a lake =\

The first ones, I mean...

Kitten Hater! :mad:

[Tarissa]

lexoon that's horrible

at least suspend them from a tree first and bash them with a baseball bat first before you just do something crue like toss them in a lake

[Lexoon]

point taken

[Lexoon]

and now for a point given!

....dig some nice dainty little holes, with just enough room for their bodies, pack the kittens with dirt, with only their heads exposed to the world, and whip out a lawnmower

seems to do the job quite well

[Vanuiil]

have you learned nothing? you sick..twisted..people..theyd claw their way right out of a bag. a little bit of rope to tie the paws together and a few layers of curran wrap oughta do the trick.

[Vanuiil]

now THATS just wrong lex!

[Tarissa]

now, this is a great idea and all, but isn't the fun over just a little too fast?

which leads me to my next slightly strange suggestion.

suspend all kittens in front of a dart board at different intervals. then play your favorite game. double 20's! Oh, there goes another dart, its aim is true, bullseye! But wait, a KITTEN IS IN THE WAY! AHHHH!

Comedy gold.

[Vanuiil]

darts? i was thinking more along the lines of some bow and arrow bullseye practice.

[Lexoon]

rofl, kudos for that one tari

i foresee a bright future for this thread!

mmm let me see, this one may seem a tad elaborate and gaudy but since its quality > quantity - toss the kittens in the oven at 500. time it as to where your significant other/friend/relative arrives just as they are finished! tell em "hey, your dinner's in the oven!"

[Lexoon]

And now for something completely different!!



When the game of like makes you feel like quittin'
it helps a lot if you kill a kitten.

Mark my words 'cause from where I'm sittin'
you can't go wrong if you kill a kitten.

There's no crime that you'd be committin.'
I know the law -- you can kill a kitten.

And if you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin' you'll get plenty
when you kill a kitten.

Feed it turpentine or break its spine.
Crush it with your shoe as long as you kill a kitten.

If the one you love isn't quite as smitten,
she'll like you better if you kill a kitten.

And I'll quote the bible 'cause that's where it's written,
if ye loveth Jesus ye must kill a kitten.

Flush it down the can.
Hit it with your van.
Drown it in a lake.
Bake a kitty cake.
Throw it at a train.
Make it snort cocaine.
Stick some TNT up its cat booty.

Do what you must do as long as you
kill a kitten.

Killing kittens isn't easy
and if the thought makes you feel queasy
grab a pitchfork from the shed
and kill a puppy dog instead.

Kill a kitten.
Kill a kitten
a little furry kitten

[Vanuiil]

hahahahhahahah

too funny...

my favorite..

Drown it in a lake.
Bake a kitty cake.

[Argonah]

Sick fuckers :\

[Darsarin]

I'm calling PETA!

[Darsarin]

I'm calling PETA!

[zsar]

Okay I don't think I can come to this thread anymore. =\

[Lexoon]

Please people, more input :|

[Darsarin]

Ok your Avatar is Ghey. :)

[Myztlee]

Yeah, the kittens in the second picture just need to be bagged.

[Lexoon]

i concur!