View Full Version : If you had a magic box and were on an island, what would you take in this box?
Zappo
09-01-2003, 12:23 AM
If you had to live on an island and could only bring 2 things that could not be so big that it is unable to fit into a 2 ft. X 6 ft. box with an unmeasurable depth.
basic food and water needs are taken care of on the island, what would you bring?
Crimsonbanshee
09-01-2003, 01:13 AM
Hmm
Darsarin
09-01-2003, 02:23 AM
Can ZP zit into a 2 x 6 box?
Lilcix
09-01-2003, 02:38 AM
A rubber vagina and some lube
Aindayen
09-01-2003, 03:31 AM
WTF is up with 2x6xinfinity. Can you think of a more messed up measurement?
nwinn
09-01-2003, 03:42 AM
I would bring zappo. :|
Darsarin
09-01-2003, 04:12 AM
Originally posted by nwinn
I would bring zappo. :|
Zappo 2.0 (now) or Zappo 1.0 (before the grey hair)? :D
Buazag Bonesteel
09-01-2003, 06:37 AM
It really doesn't matter what you decided to bring. You wouldn't ever be able to get it back out from this bottomless box. A more appropriate question would be what 2 things would you like to make sure you never saw again ;)
Zappo, and a length of string to tie around his neck so you could extricate him from the Box of Holding?
Arcius
09-01-2003, 07:46 AM
If this box is so magic, why can it only fit 2x6 items within? :|
Because a 20'x20'xinfinity' box would be just plain silly!
(edit: 2500th post, woohoo! Wish I had used it on something more interesting than this =p)
Maelikki
09-01-2003, 07:58 AM
can put some robot girlfriend in such a box dats cool
just have to reassemble
maybe could put a shuttle computer
some mobile phone
and then you can get wifi dsl
just need some power source and you get inet on some desert island thats the cool
Tarissa
09-01-2003, 08:59 AM
i'd bring an inflatable boat and an outboard motor so i could get the hell of that lame island :\ and i'd sneak some rope so i could tie it to that stuff so i could haul it out since the thing is a bottomless pit :/
Parak
09-01-2003, 10:19 AM
Can I put another magic box inside, or will they both explode when I try that?
Bonus to those who know the reference! (Vader doesn't count!)
Darsarin
09-01-2003, 10:27 AM
If this Box has a unmeasurable depth could I but the box in the water and suck up all the water on the planet?
Tarissa
09-01-2003, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by Parak
Can I put another magic box inside, or will they both explode when I try that?
Bonus to those who know the reference! (Vader doesn't count!)
BAG OF HOLDING :D
nwinn
09-01-2003, 10:54 AM
Originally posted by Lola
Zappo, and a length of string to tie around his neck so you could extricate him from the Box of Holding?
Yes a piece of red ribbon would look nicely around zappo's neck. Of course if would need to be a bit longer so I can pull him out of the box. I think I'd also need a hoverboard so zappo doesn't hang to death. :|
Oh Parak, speaking of which, I finally ascended a Tourist. Yay.
Zeldapika
09-01-2003, 04:59 PM
I know whats in Zappo's box!!
Darsarin
09-01-2003, 05:12 PM
anule lube?
Originally posted by Zeldapika
I know whats in Zappo's box!!
OMG. Ew.
Zappo
09-01-2003, 06:25 PM
thats my big gay friend eric~ he rocks
he is the one that i didnt know how to greet him when i saw him this year.
he found me 1st though!
they said me, him and another guy named Yossi looked like brothers
I so could have done without that explanation. That's a DOUBLE EW.
;)
Zappo
09-01-2003, 07:42 PM
=\
had to say how i greeted my frnd
well how he greeted me
:|:|:|:|:|:|:|
BobDole901
09-02-2003, 07:52 AM
Originally posted by Darsarin
anule lube?
Not only that but a 2' by 6' by infinty' bottle of it.
Tarissa
09-02-2003, 08:56 AM
anule...........
Darsarin
09-02-2003, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by Tarissa
anule...........
Being the Straightline heterosecual that I am.The only way I could get my fingers to type those two words together was to spell one wrong. I also thought that spelling Lube by dropping off the "E" would have sounded kind of odd. :p
nwinn
09-02-2003, 12:31 PM
Originally posted by Darsarin
heterosecual
I would've guessed that no one could misspell any word concerning sex. :| But since you couldn't spell it, you must be a fake!
j/k mistyper, he he ;)
Peotr
09-02-2003, 12:47 PM
Zeldapika, you are a mean, mean person.
Because that photo begs to be shopped....
-- Peotr (The Normal Guy) ©™
P.S. Don't even bother trying to take it away now, I've got my copy.
Darsarin
09-02-2003, 05:20 PM
Grrrrr I thought I edited that out. :mad:
Loniel Bonewalker
09-02-2003, 07:38 PM
I would jus like a geenie in the magical box that way I could wish my way the hell off that island
Zappo
09-03-2003, 10:40 PM
at jew camp one summer we did this with a bunch of old jewish people that went our camp for a week.
if i recall correctly they were all in Europe when WW2 broke out.
one old guy said he would take in his box; a match book and a swiss army knife.
people didnt know why at 1st, so he told a story about how he lived out in the woods for months with only that when he had to hide from the germans .
Thuggo
09-03-2003, 10:52 PM
I would ask for an endless suplly of 2x4's and nails. who needs a hammer I'll use a coconut or something.
Aindayen
09-04-2003, 04:19 AM
Was the guy mac gyver?
Coral
09-04-2003, 09:05 AM
A GPS phone?
Lexoon
09-04-2003, 11:39 AM
Huhuhuhu my great grandfather was a Nazi =(
I am not joking either~
Ringhoffer :o is my last name
sendain
09-05-2003, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by Zappo
hey said me, him and another guy named Yossi looked like brothers
This Guy "Yossi" can we put him in the Box?
And didn't Yossi play in the Movie StarWars ?
Talas
09-06-2003, 10:07 PM
suntan lotion and a margarita?
Buazag Bonesteel
09-07-2003, 07:52 AM
Originally posted by Talas
suntan lotion and a margarita?
Since we're already talking about a box with no bottom we have established that the rules of physics mean nothing. Therefore i would want that to be a bottomless, ever frosty margarita glass :D
nwinn
09-07-2003, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by Buazag Bonesteel
Since we're already talking about a box with no bottom we have established that the rules of physics mean nothing. Therefore i would want that to be a bottomless, ever frosty margarita glass :D
Strawberry Colada flavor for me, please!
Exxile
09-08-2003, 02:13 PM
I would put Zappo in the box just to remind myself that things could be worse whenever I let him out =\
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