Word program

[Jalynfane]

Apologies if this has been posted already, I found it very entertaining.

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slang.cgi

Thuggo
n. someone who has a different policeman every week.
"Check out her Thuggo - let's eat it!"


Jalynfane
n. alcohol without chart music.
"Dad, can I shoot some Jalynfane?" "Sure you can, Frank."

[Zarwin]

loot
n. a collective or quantitative noun for garbage.
"Girl, that's a whole loot of garbage!"

uber
n. an inquiry of health, and confirmation of same.
"Hey there, Jesse - uber?" "Uber."

Hoss
n. slang for a particular chain of fast-food burger restaurants.
"Girl, are you coming down to Hoss's?"
<http://www.hosss.com/>

[nwinn]

coral
v. (vulgar) to dance for money while holding onto a large pole.
"Hey guys! Let's go watch Betsy coral tonight."

[Lilcix]

Inspired by my can of Dr. Pepper



Dr. Pepper
adj. like a female.
"Nigel, you're so Dr. Pepper."


Dr.
n. fast food, but also a secret code-word for buttocks.
"Mom, can I trip over some Dr.?" "Sure you can, dude."


pepper
v. to behave in a stolen manner.
"We should pepper, Dad."


Thats just wrong.




wrong
n. cocaine without money.
"I'm gonna tell people about your wrong, officer." "No you're not, officer."

[Lilcix]

Cockblock
v. to behave in a desirable manner.
"'Scuse me while I Cockblock, Jose."

[Lilcix]

300 posts!
n. mid-nineties term for music.
"What exceptional 300 posts! You have, man."


Ok im done with that program. Its boring now;/

[Ktul]

Mangina
n. a drink.
"This is a famous Mangina!"

craptastic
n. slang for a particular chain of fast-food burger restaurants.
"Jesse, are you coming down to craptastic's?"

[Sleepie]

Sleepie
adj. likely to make fun of homework.
"That credit card is so Sleepie!"

omg .....

[Maegwin]

HOLY SHIT:

Maegwin
adj. overly fond of porn.
"Officer, you're so Maegwin."

and:

Grohtem
v. to play with things, with no purpose or reason.
"The gang are going to Grohtem, tomorrow."

[Zappo]

Zaphoe
v. to talk to one's girl.
"Bud, wanna Zaphoe?"

lexi
adj. crude.
"I'm feeling lexi tonight, Frank."

[Darkstar]

Archery
n. a type of male.
"Buddy, can I hit your archery?" "Sure you can, Dad." :D

[Peotr]

Peotr
v. to have sex with farm animals
"Tom, you may own the petting zoo, but it doesn't mean you get to Peotr in front of the children."


-- Peotr (The Normal Guy) &copy;™

[zsar]

zsaroeah
n. a bad or cute car.
"You're a zsaroeah, Billie."

zsar
n. a video, particularly a broken one.
"My friend, that zsar is broken!"

x-ray
n. 1. a house or home. 2. cola.
"Sabrina, check out this x-ray!"

Interesting.

[Lilcix]

geez, and I thought mine were bad

[Aindayen]

Aindayen
n. an enviable skateboard.
"i say , check out this aindayen!"

Wizard
adj. illegal or flashy.
"i need a wizard burger, and i need it now, Sabrina."

[Gemmi]

Gemmi
n. mid-eighties term for money.
"Buddy, you can't laugh at Gemmi!"

[Kattoo Tacit]

Kattoo
n. an inquiry of health, and confirmation of same.
"Hey there, homie - Kattoo?" "Kattoo."

[Buazag Bonesteel]

I think they're on to something here.

Buazag
n. someone who flaunts food.
"Frank, check out that Buazag's food!"

[Zobb]

Zobb
n. a person with more than one woman.
"Check out Sally's Zobb!"

BOOYAH!


Elidroth
n. 1. a skateboard. 2. boys.
"Grandma, check out this Elidroth!"

Kanf
interj. a statement of strong disagreement.
"Mom, can I sniff your child?" "Kanf!"

[Slothh Doombringer]

pheddy
n. fast food.
"Brian, you can't talk to pheddy!"

arrozconpollo
adj. addicted to contraceptives.
"Nigel is way more arrozconpollo than Grandma."

slotth
adj. to be in a (sexual) relationship with someone.
"Is it true that Sally and Nigel are slotth?"

:confused: wonder what country they speak this kinda slang

[Famor]

soehoe
adj. not old.
"Vegar, you're so soehoe."

[Famor]

snatch
n. a beautiful pair of sunglasses.
"Check out her snatch - let's share it!"

[vegu]

hoe so famor

[Lexoon]

famor's owned, hah

[Parak]

molestation
v. to talk about drug paraphernalia with homework.
"I'm telling you, Grandma totally wanted to molestation!"

sex
adj. fake.
"Grandma, you're so sex."

Hmm, seeing a grandma pattern here... What if......

grandma
adj. getting ready to shoot something.
"Careful, kid, she's grandma."

Mhh...