Bad Jokes

[Jalynfane]

How do you know when it's time for bed in michael jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand!



What's the difference between a plastic bag and michael jackson?

One's white, made of plastic, and dangerous to leave around small children. The other one you can put groceries in.

[Lothbah]

What club did Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor start?

The Ignited Negro College Fund




How do you know there's a party at Neverland?

By all the tricycles out front




Why does MJ disappear for three hours after one of his little friends leaves?

Thats how long it takes him to get the bubblegum off his penis



What did the woman at the beach say to Michael Jackson?

I believe you are in my son