Fenudwin
12-06-2003, 12:39 PM
For those of you who watch what you eat...
Here's the final word on nutrition and health, and it's a relief to
know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also
suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or
Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of
red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians,
British
or Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat
lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
Canadians,
British or Americans.
6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a
lot of perogies and cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the
Canadians, British or Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking
English is apparently what kills you
Here's the final word on nutrition and health, and it's a relief to
know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also
suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or
Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of
red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians,
British
or Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat
lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
Canadians,
British or Americans.
6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a
lot of perogies and cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the
Canadians, British or Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking
English is apparently what kills you