Myztlee
02-11-2004, 12:03 PM
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there only for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a damn cop writing a parking ticket!
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-dicked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!! So I called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first one. Then he started writing a third ticket!!
This went on for about 20 minutes...the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a shit. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-dicked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!! So I called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first one. Then he started writing a third ticket!!
This went on for about 20 minutes...the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a shit. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day.