BurnemWizfyre
02-18-2004, 04:37 PM
A: Because everytime a ranger dies, Tunare sheds a tear.
Q: How can you tell a ranger tried to break into your house?? [−]
A: Your cat is camping his corpse.
Q: Why don't rangers get FD? [−]
A: Because the fall to the ground would kill them.
Q: What do you call a Warrior with no arms and no legs? [−]
A: I don't know, but it's better than a Ranger.
Q: How do you know when a ranger has been tanking? [−]
A: They're ususally standing naked at their bind spot.
Q: Why do Rangers get some of the best haste items in the game? [−]
A: So they can die faster.
Q: Why is ranger armor green and brown? [−]
A: Green so they can find their corpse in the dirt and brown so they can find their corpse on the grass.
Q: Why is a Ranger like a cheap $20.00 whore? [−]
A: They go DOWN on anything and everything
Q: Whats the shortest Ranger joke ever? [−]
A: LFG.
Q: What do you call a druid that doesnt have any spells and thinks he can melee? [−]
A: A Ranger!
Q: What is the difference between a ranger and a corpse? [−]
A: 30 seconds of combat!
Q: What did one ranger say to the other at the soulbinder? [−]
A: Do you come here often?
Q: Why did the Ranger cross the road? [−]
A: Because the chicken got him down to half a bub!
Q: What's the difference between an Orc Pawn and a Ranger? [−]
A: An Orc Pawn doesn't get teased as much as the Ranger.
Q: What did Emperior Crush say when the 100th Ranger tried to solo him? [−]
A: DING...!!!!!
Q: What's the difference between a Ranger and the security detail that accompanies James T Kirk on away missions? [−]
A: Rangers don't have red shirts.
Q: What inspired Absor to come up with the Ranger class? [−]
A: By watching Kenny in the various South Park episodes.
Q: What's the difference between a Ranger and Harry Potter? [−]
A: One of them is a scrawny, 125lb weaking nerd that couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag and the other is a wizard.
Q: Why did Absor create the PoP expansion set with so many portal books?
[−]
A: To help Rangers reach their corpses faster.
Q: What name did Absor gave to forest warriors in EQ2? [−]
A: Rangers 2.0
Q: What do you call a level 60 Ranger? [−]
A: Blessed
Q: What do you call a level 65 Ranger? [−]
A: Gifted
Q: What do you call a Ranger with over 356 days of play time? [−]
A: Masochistic
Q: What's the only difference between Wild E Coyote and a Ranger? [−]
A: A Ranger's death is usually not the result of items ordered from Acme.
Q: Why do Clerics not heal Rangers? [−]
A: It's more mana-efficient to res a ranger then to heal one.
Q: Why do Necros alway follow Rangers around? [−]
A: There's always a body available for them to cast Wake the Dead.
Q: What are 3 things to ask rangers? [−]
A:
1.) Ask if they need to get Aego before going in out door zones just in case it rains and they start losing HP.
2.) Ask them if they've made a "/consent" hotkey yet to save time.
3.) Ask them why they came to this raid, since there will be no need for them to eat any DT's.
Q: What is the cheapest form of Rune? [−]
A: Lvl 65 Ranger.
Q: Did you hear about the level 65 Ranger who was really tough and was always wanted in groups? [−]
A: And you never will either.
Q: How many rangers does it take to change a lightbulb. [−]
A: None, the bulb was still cooling and the damage they took from touching the barely warmed glass killed them instantly.
Q: Why do they call them rangers? [−]
A: Because no one would play a "RezMe".
Q: Did you hear about the ranger who killed Vox? [−]
A: He got caught in her throat on the way down and she choked to death.
Q: How can you tell a ranger tried to break into your house?? [−]
A: Your cat is camping his corpse.
Q: Why don't rangers get FD? [−]
A: Because the fall to the ground would kill them.
Q: What do you call a Warrior with no arms and no legs? [−]
A: I don't know, but it's better than a Ranger.
Q: How do you know when a ranger has been tanking? [−]
A: They're ususally standing naked at their bind spot.
Q: Why do Rangers get some of the best haste items in the game? [−]
A: So they can die faster.
Q: Why is ranger armor green and brown? [−]
A: Green so they can find their corpse in the dirt and brown so they can find their corpse on the grass.
Q: Why is a Ranger like a cheap $20.00 whore? [−]
A: They go DOWN on anything and everything
Q: Whats the shortest Ranger joke ever? [−]
A: LFG.
Q: What do you call a druid that doesnt have any spells and thinks he can melee? [−]
A: A Ranger!
Q: What is the difference between a ranger and a corpse? [−]
A: 30 seconds of combat!
Q: What did one ranger say to the other at the soulbinder? [−]
A: Do you come here often?
Q: Why did the Ranger cross the road? [−]
A: Because the chicken got him down to half a bub!
Q: What's the difference between an Orc Pawn and a Ranger? [−]
A: An Orc Pawn doesn't get teased as much as the Ranger.
Q: What did Emperior Crush say when the 100th Ranger tried to solo him? [−]
A: DING...!!!!!
Q: What's the difference between a Ranger and the security detail that accompanies James T Kirk on away missions? [−]
A: Rangers don't have red shirts.
Q: What inspired Absor to come up with the Ranger class? [−]
A: By watching Kenny in the various South Park episodes.
Q: What's the difference between a Ranger and Harry Potter? [−]
A: One of them is a scrawny, 125lb weaking nerd that couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag and the other is a wizard.
Q: Why did Absor create the PoP expansion set with so many portal books?
[−]
A: To help Rangers reach their corpses faster.
Q: What name did Absor gave to forest warriors in EQ2? [−]
A: Rangers 2.0
Q: What do you call a level 60 Ranger? [−]
A: Blessed
Q: What do you call a level 65 Ranger? [−]
A: Gifted
Q: What do you call a Ranger with over 356 days of play time? [−]
A: Masochistic
Q: What's the only difference between Wild E Coyote and a Ranger? [−]
A: A Ranger's death is usually not the result of items ordered from Acme.
Q: Why do Clerics not heal Rangers? [−]
A: It's more mana-efficient to res a ranger then to heal one.
Q: Why do Necros alway follow Rangers around? [−]
A: There's always a body available for them to cast Wake the Dead.
Q: What are 3 things to ask rangers? [−]
A:
1.) Ask if they need to get Aego before going in out door zones just in case it rains and they start losing HP.
2.) Ask them if they've made a "/consent" hotkey yet to save time.
3.) Ask them why they came to this raid, since there will be no need for them to eat any DT's.
Q: What is the cheapest form of Rune? [−]
A: Lvl 65 Ranger.
Q: Did you hear about the level 65 Ranger who was really tough and was always wanted in groups? [−]
A: And you never will either.
Q: How many rangers does it take to change a lightbulb. [−]
A: None, the bulb was still cooling and the damage they took from touching the barely warmed glass killed them instantly.
Q: Why do they call them rangers? [−]
A: Because no one would play a "RezMe".
Q: Did you hear about the ranger who killed Vox? [−]
A: He got caught in her throat on the way down and she choked to death.