Why Guns Are Bad, Part II

[Myztlee]

FREEZE, VARMINT

PS: The mouse was already dead, frozen solid in that position, don't ask me how, I guess the alien freeze ray caught it by surprise

[Vidmer]

What the hell kinda extention do you have on that thing?

[Myztlee]

It's two shotguns, one in each hand. Some crappy green painted thing they used for hunting, and the one in my right hand was some very expensive, semi rare thing with an extended barrel, it weighed 9lbs, cost around $2000, and they were dumb enough to let me hold it while on a snowmobile. But I didn't break it!

My credit will be "gun-toting hillbilly".