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Kristine
02-27-2004, 08:08 PM
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. The two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.

Entropy isn't what it used to be.

Entropy: Not just a fad, it's the future!

Particle physicists are always trying to hold a meeting, but whenever they decide on a place, the time changes.

2nd Law of Thermodynamics: Chaos will Reign.

nwinn
02-27-2004, 09:46 PM
he he ;)