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Thuggo
07-19-2004, 12:38 PM
PORT ORANGE, Fla. - A man hit his girlfriend with a 3-foot alligator and threw beer bottles at her during an argument in the couple's mobile home, authorities said.

David Havenner, 41, was ordered held without bond Saturday on misdemeanor charges of battery and possession of an alligator.

The alligator, which Havenner had been keeping in his bathtub, was turned over to Florida wildlife officials.

Nancy Monico, 39, told investigators that Havenner beat her with his fists, then grabbed the alligator and swung it at her as she tried to escape, sheriff's spokesman Gary Davidson said. She said the animal hit her at least once. She also told authorities that Havenner threw empty beer bottles at her, Davidson said.

Havenner's version of the story differed. He told investigators that Monico bit his hand because she was upset that they had run out of alcohol.

Vinen
07-19-2004, 12:45 PM
PORT ORANGE, Fla. - A man hit his girlfriend with a 3-foot alligator and threw beer bottles at her during an argument in the couple's mobile home, authorities said.

David Havenner, 41, was ordered held without bond Saturday on misdemeanor charges of battery and possession of an alligator.

The alligator, which Havenner had been keeping in his bathtub, was turned over to Florida wildlife officials.

Nancy Monico, 39, told investigators that Havenner beat her with his fists, then grabbed the alligator and swung it at her as she tried to escape, sheriff's spokesman Gary Davidson said. She said the animal hit her at least once. She also told authorities that Havenner threw empty beer bottles at her, Davidson said.

Havenner's version of the story differed. He told investigators that Monico bit his hand because she was upset that they had run out of alcohol.

Hahhaha,
Wonder what type of weapona alligator is classfied as.

BobDole901
07-19-2004, 01:06 PM
Crockslapped!!!

Eomer
07-19-2004, 01:49 PM
in the couple's mobile home

Completely redundant to mention this.

Gwaar
07-20-2004, 01:37 PM
Florida owns you!

Vinen
07-20-2004, 01:41 PM
Completely redundant to mention this.
Hahahhaha

Vestax
07-20-2004, 02:03 PM
That mean there like Gypsy`s? :eek:

Cannaway Evildoer
07-23-2004, 02:04 AM
poor animal i bet he was just as shocked as the wife..

Gheltire
07-23-2004, 07:44 AM
I always wondered what happened to Sonny Crockett after he and Tubbs broke up. Man how the mighty have fallen.

http://www.timvp.com/miamivic.jpg

Gheltire
07-23-2004, 07:48 AM
Sad thing is Tubbs should have seen Crockett's misuse of Elvis coming - seeing as he left the force to become a Psychic Friend.

Azis
07-23-2004, 09:21 AM
Think you call them Pikie's in the UK Vest :p, or have i watched Snatch one too many times?

Lars
07-30-2004, 11:48 AM
Use an alligator. Go to jail.