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Andaas
10-06-2005, 12:46 PM
Hollywood calls it quits (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41239)...
Varran
10-06-2005, 05:11 PM
Hehe... I love the Onion. Always the best news to be found there.

my fav from this issue was:

Adult-Entertainment Industry Donates $100,000 In Charity Sex To Hurricane Victims

October 5, 2005 | Issue 41•40

VAN NUYS, CA—Citing the need for a "nationwide outpouring of love," the American Adult Entertainment Foundation announced Monday that it will donate $100,000 worth of charity sex to the victims of Hurricane Katrina. "We have truckloads of willing, wild, and wet porn-industry professionals heading to refugee centers right now to take it in every hole from Katrina survivors," said AAEF spokeslut Vivica Vixxxen. "We're ready for a no-holes-barred orgy of disaster-relief action." Vixxxen added: "Of course, we'll wait until the victims are rehydrated and rested up enough to manage it."
Kirynos
10-06-2005, 09:59 PM
hahahahahahahahahahah

:confuse:
Vinilaa
10-07-2005, 07:36 AM
:o :secret: :o :eek:
Varran
10-07-2005, 12:19 PM
Doesn't it just make you dream of being called a spokeslut?

I mean, imagine that on your CV, they have to give you work with a title like that.
Lothbah
10-07-2005, 05:16 PM
Dying Boy Brought In To Cheer Up Kansas City Royals
September 29, 2005 | Issue 41•39

KANSAS CITY—Desperate to give their last-place, 100-loss team something to smile about, the Royals arranged to have a terminally ill little boy pay a visit to their clubhouse Tuesday. Danny Gladstone, 8, a leukemia sufferer who is expected to live just long enough to see the Royals make a run at setting a franchise record for losses, arrived at Kauffman Stadium at 11 a.m., and was immediately swarmed by players excited to see someone else who wouldn't be around in October. "I can't even explain how uplifting it is to see somebody who soon won't have to put up with the pain and misery anymore," Royals first baseman and team captain Mike Sweeney said. "Even though we have to endure the same terrible fate again come April, Danny, unlike the Royals organization, will be in a far better place." Sweeney concluded the meeting by promising the boy he would ground into a double play for him during that night's game.
Vinilaa
10-08-2005, 08:25 AM
I mean, imagine that on your CV

What are you trying to say? :o