Stefnic
10-24-2005, 05:21 AM
>>by David Letterman
>>
>>10.Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
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>>9. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
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>>8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
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>>7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
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>>6. Elvis is leaving the building.
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>>5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
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>>4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
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>>3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
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>>2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with
>> Venus.
>>
>>
>> And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....
>>
>>
>>1. The cucumber has left the salad
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>>10.Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
>>
>>9. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
>>
>>8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
>>
>>7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
>>
>>6. Elvis is leaving the building.
>>
>>5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
>>
>>4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
>>
>>3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
>>
>>2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with
>> Venus.
>>
>>
>> And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....
>>
>>
>>1. The cucumber has left the salad