The Video thread...

[Lonskils]

boobiees

[Lonskils]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUfcTZXHsU4&eurl=http://video.filestube.com/video,f42a7530a9a8354803e9.html

[Nexten]

holy random

[Aniaa]

Trying to find the funny in that.... Ha..........ha??? What was the point might I ask?

[Lonskils]

Turkish Knight Rider and you don't find it hilarious?!?! whats wrong with you guys!

[Aniaa]

Oh well now that you say that.. LMFAO!!! HA HA HA! .......Nope still not funny... I tried. /shrug It was weird though, does that count for something?

[Lonskils]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppRgCkUeuTw&NR=1

[Forty]

Most here don't even know Steve Miller


=(

[Andaas]

This was entertaining.


Part I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPgV6-gnQaE

Part II
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYVLpC_8SQE

Part III
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0v-4qUod3o

Part IV
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0LfUhUK678

[Lonskils]

bizare

[Aniaa]

Lawl!

[Lonskils]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=D04FObz9TWA

[Lonskils]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlWDJQXeihg

[Aniaa]

Is it just me or is this video not working for anyone else?

[Lonskils]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8b5ruc_-E

[Lonskils]

http://www.atom.com/fun_games/gangsta_rap_se/

[Aniaa]

:eek: Horrible!

[Sabertootth]

i got a funny one for youguys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zZ6GqIKfv8&feature=related

[Andaas]

...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-m99wIqJnc

[Octavus]

That was hot...
/vomit

[Tessela]

that is disgusting.





rofl~!@@#!@$

[Nexten]

i wish i was part of that hotel room

[Ktul]

Man I'm a bit a germ freak and that clip horridfied me yet intrigued my rod a bit.

[Octavus]

Same here. If she is willing to lick a toilet bowl, god knows what she's willing to do to me....Or let me do to her...

[KripDiggler]

Same here. If she is willing to lick a toilet bowl, god knows what she's willing to do to me....Or let me do to her...

I beleive this is how you got the name "tossed salad"

[Octavus]

One mans shit is another womens treasure.

[Domathoine]

There is more to this than face value.

Don't cheat and read the reviews.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/349133

[Aniaa]

waste of time so boring

[Lonskils]

Someone translate this, the guy looks to be laughing at someone's horror story they are trying to be all serious and he cant keep from laughing.


http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=3810981

[Berae]

More proof that the dutch smoke waaay too much.

[Insouciance]

NSFW - The most violent claymation ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA

[Nexten]

haha that was interesting

[Nexten]

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[Lonskils]

lordy lordy

[Andaas]

What they didn't show you after Phelps won the race by .01 seconds...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhjwnsVUeto

[Aniaa]

LMFAO!! :thumbup: Umm Grant the maid thing..... :bat:yeah

[Octavus]

Weird as hell. Enjoi.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRHVzbJVx8I

[Skaara]

Weird as hell.

Qft.

[Octavus]

Qft.

Qft? Quite fuckin true?

[Skaara]

Qft? Quite fuckin true?

Indeed.

[Lonskils]

Quoted for truth I thought.

[Skaara]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRea0YwWYAQ

[Skaara]

Quoted for truth I thought.

Originally yes, but I like Oct's version better.

[Lonskils]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeH2vsEodik

[Octavus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLhoUMOCuyc

[Ryiokon]

i must say oct, you and i share a similar interest in weird vidieos/bell ringing ^_^

[Ryiokon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBDbsG8C_qA&feature=dir

This one made Inso really confused.

[Domathoine]

!

The giant dick in the sky...

[Octavus]

Now thats funny shit... I'm rerolling a snow cone.

[Skaara]

and then it violently destroyed him... go back to sleep.

[Ryiokon]

rofl

[Nexten]

hmm

[Parak]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcQ7RkyBoBc&fmt=18

[Nexten]

hahaha that was awesome...i think windows needs to make a dick desktop icon theme

[KripDiggler]

LOL thAT WAS FUNNY

[Octavus]

Fir you need to yell more like this in raids. I almost wet myself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtvIYRrgZ04&feature=related

[Zeyla]

Oldie but a goodie

[Stefnic]

thought this was funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbG5O2NfUzM

[Skaara]

Us? Dead. Definitely.

[Berae]

Red ping time!

[Skaara]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX157yiJm0w

[Ryiokon]

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Animator+vs+Animation/

This one is really good. Enjoy.

[Ryiokon]

Oh and this one is very interesting

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/A+Walk+In+The+Woods/

[Ryiokon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aVjEp0SvpE

[Domathoine]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djZqBtQBr68

[Ryiokon]

Two mins of my life, gone and completley confused.

[Insouciance]

Luckily I only wasted about 10 seconds of mine before I stopped watching.

[Berae]

I think I understood it, but either I didn't fully, or it wasn't that funny. Maybe it was a testament to our media driven world seemingly mind controlling us as we are bombarded by company logos and ideologies that are forced upon us by television, movies, music, and games. We all are essentially brainwashed victims to our own experiences, which could possibly be controlled by outside influences meaning to impose their views upon our lives. Or maybe that video sucked :)

[Domathoine]

Did I mention I hate you guys?

K.

[Nexten]

doma fails at posting vids we like

[Domathoine]

You all fail at posting vids Doma likes!!

I find "different" videos that entertain my strange and warped little mind.

[Berae]

Ok, Doma's video was at least more sane than Ryiokon's....Its like I'm watching Krip's home videos, except these people are just, you know, acting like Krip :)

[Octavus]

A grim reminder that we are who we are. In a world full of imitated perfection we lose ourselves in the attempt to duplicate and conform.

Here's to you doll face.

YouTube - Doll Face (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl6hNj1uOkY&feature=user)

[Rennys]

my strange and warped little mind.

I believe that sums up Doma. I'm glad he finally admits he's the one who is screwed up and isn't blaming everyone else for faulty "logic." Admitting you have a problem is the first step towards recovery Doma!

[Domathoine]

No, your logic still fails.

However, that doesn't change my strange//warped mind.

[Berae]

Coolest clock ever..
YouTube - The Corpus Clock &amp; Chronophage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHO1JTNPPOU)

[Lonskils]

YouTube - Men in Tights Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc1am3KyYgA)

[Nexten]

nice lons...classic flick

[Lonskils]

YouTube - Little Shop Of Horrors - Dentist! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xm7A4GoA2s)

[Octavus]

A little monty python to set the mood.

YouTube - WoW Machinima Monty Python (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKlPNYqppNc&feature=related)

[Octavus]

Player Haters I

YouTube - Player Haters (old version) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIwGWTScszM&NR=1)

Player Haters II

YouTube - Player Haters - Take II (new!) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIgDt0HWiiQ&feature=user)

[Berae]

So, they changed the intro?

[Octavus]

No they are very different. Need to watch all of the video.

[Skaara]

Obiwan-Cannoli VS Darth Tater...

YouTube - Grocery Store Wars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVrIyEu6h_E)

[Nexten]

omg absnithe rocke!!!!!!

[Lonskils]

Doma's parents =p

YouTube - Patriotic drunk rednecks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wroj0FLvzs)

[Maegwin]

Some classic Sasha Baron Cohen as Ali G...the one with Steve Nash is hilarious.

<object width="425" height="344">

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[Maegwin]

haha:
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[Phaera]

YouTube - Stripper Fail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q_RXCgtKIg)

Lmao. I laughed so hard. :tongue:

[Lonskils]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Esr_okP5Qmo&eurl=http://forums.hossguild.org/showthread.php?t=16547&page=17



OUCH

[Lonskils]

YouTube - Wild Wacky Action Bike (South Park) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpYty1PaZLM)

[Insouciance]

READING IS FUNDAMENTAL!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=07kO9TtHYzQ&eurl=http://frangry.tumblr.com/post/55187004/thedailywhat-terry-tate-hand-delivers-sarah
(http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=07kO9TtHYzQ&eurl=http://frangry.tumblr.com/post/55187004/thedailywhat-terry-tate-hand-delivers-sarah)

[Sabertootth]

READING IS FUNDAMENTAL!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=07kO9TtHYzQ&eurl=http://frangry.tumblr.com/post/55187004/thedailywhat-terry-tate-hand-delivers-sarah
(http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=07kO9TtHYzQ&eurl=http://frangry.tumblr.com/post/55187004/thedailywhat-terry-tate-hand-delivers-sarah)

i lawled

YouTube - Bill Clinton Speech about Monica Lewinsky (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zt2zuidQfM)

FTW!!!
i indeed have a realationship with monica lewinsky that is personal

[Rennys]

Reminded me of Zeph!

YouTube - Toy-Box - Super Duper Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XRFdFKvQgI)

[Elkwood]

Mad driving skills !

http://video.kenblockracing.com/flash/small_player/preloader.swf?vendor_id=204&media_id=9183&bgcolor=FFFFFF&autoplay=0

[Nexten]

how'd they get a video of me in emergency vehicle operations course??

[Lonskils]

<object width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1509073&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;sho w_title=0&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;ful lscreen=1" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1509073&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;sho w_title=0&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;ful lscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"></embed></object><br /><a href="http://vimeo.com/1509073">The Mom Song- LIVE</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/northland">Northland Video</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.

[Lonskils]

<object width="400" height="302"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2247337&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;sho w_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;ful lscreen=1" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2247337&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;sho w_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;ful lscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="302"></embed></object><br /><a href="http://vimeo.com/2247337">Untitled</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user842023">Tavi G</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.

[Lonskils]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYAMDhVT50I&eurl=http://www.thesteelersforum.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1227925987

[Octavus]

Wait for it....

YouTube - AWESOME_Christmas_Lights.wmv (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB1wzqCLqL8)

[Dubb]

How does one embed a video all fancy like that?

[Andaas]

How does one embed a video all fancy like that?

Just copy/paste the URL of the web page from YouTube or wherever. Don't worry about the embed or other weird links they provide - just copy/paste out of the address bar on your browser when you're watching a video and it works most of the time.

[Nuuk]

Simply amazing...

http://www.warcraftmovies.com/movieview.php?id=97157

Hey Andy, maybe you can embed this for me....


<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JWgW3ogaV84&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JWgW3ogaV84&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[Andaas]

Here's Nuuk's video hosted on Vimeo; much better quality. :D And yeah, that was very very cool.

(Also, if you view it on the Vimeo site, you can watch it in HD and stuff).

The Craft of War: BLIND on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/2625538)

[Maegwin]

That was pretty cool. I wonder how he makes the WoW models use his own animations? The author is an animator (obviously) so he knows what he's doing, but is he using some third party animation program and somehow pulling(read:reverse engineering) the model information out of the WoW files?

You gotta get the models, textures, all that information from somewhere before you can make it do what you want.

[Berae]

Attacking isn't that lethal in game, although, you know, swords usually kill people in real life.

[Tessela]

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[Lonskils]

wtf

[Lonskils]

YouTube - acendendo uma vela (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuE0b1iKfwg)

[Tessela]

Wtf lons thats really weirrrrrrrd

[Lonskils]

Like yours wasn't? omg

[Lonskils]

YouTube - Bud Light Super Bowl Commercial Too Racy for TV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOuI3eVUQY8)

[Lonskils]

YouTube - Axe Ad Hot School Girls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gi2fBeN2oA)

[Octavus]

I'm a big fan of Guinness and its commercials, this is one of my favorites.

YouTube - Guinness Commercial &quot;Good things come to those who wait.&quot; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVjP3rsSrxY)

[Lonskils]

YouTube - Worlds Funniest Commercials (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6htYMjzIao)

[Octavus]

Thats good stuff.

YouTube - BANNED commercial: Mother said I could! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxp3-kR3b_4)

[Aerothas]

<script src="http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/js/2.0/video/evp/module.js?loc=dom&vid=/video/us/2009/01/17/vo.surveillance.plane.cnn" type="text/javascript"></script><noscript>Embedded video from <a href="http://www.cnn.com/video">CNN Video</a></noscript>

Looks like a perfect landing. haha

[Octavus]

Canucks!!

YouTube - All About Halifax (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz88kJSdT6Y&feature=channel_page)

[Domathoine]

Trips to the dentist should always be this good.

YouTube - David After Dentist (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs)

[Lonskils]

YouTube - Giants Fan in Shambles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-6Tn0Ie-AQ)

[Tessela]

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[Octavus]

And to think I used to hate condoms. Wait, wait, I still do.

YouTube - Durex Get it On Viral (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5sTBrs4fhQ)

[Aerothas]

best job evar

YouTube - stoned reporter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgwvuLg7jOU)

[Lonskils]

haha aero.

[Peotr]

Stunned...

YouTube - Extreme Sheep LED Art (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2FX9rviEhw)

[Lonskils]

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZG-acTGVaJ4&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZG-acTGVaJ4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[Esmeralda]

Hulu - Saturday Night Live: Fast &amp; Furious@@AMEPARAM@@http://www.hulu.com/embed/3VTT6IlEw0Ju7YqrEGJDzw@@AMEPARAM@@3VTT6IlEw0Ju7Yqr EGJDzw (http://www.hulu.com/watch/66311/saturday-night-live-fast-and-furious)


Why does this remind me of Hoss? Hm.....

[Lonskils]

http://www.supernovatube.com/play.php?viewkey=d6137c73121a550887aa
(http://supernovatube.com/play.php?viewkey=d6137c73121a550887aa)

[Elkwood]

Not sure if this has been posted before or not.

<script type="text/javascript" src="http://de.sevenload.com/pl/2LBuag9/500x314/0"></script>

[Tinkaboom]

Every Man's Dream Girl (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/178205/every_mans_dream_girl/) - The most popular videos are here (http://www.metacafe.com/)

[Allara]

Hulu - Saturday Night Live: Motherlover@@AMEPARAM@@http://www.hulu.com/embed/74xo_HFJidIhfwao-g8C7g@@AMEPARAM@@74xo_HFJidIhfwao-g8C7g (http://www.hulu.com/watch/72434/saturday-night-live-motherlover)

[Lonskils]

so wrong lol

[Domathoine]

ClipShack - Two Girls One Duck! (http://www.clipshack.com/Clip.aspx?key=BEA80F5FBF6567F6)

Because there wasn't enough crazy shit coming out of japan already.

[Aniaa]

....

[Berae]

Erm, go Ducks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oregon_Ducks)?
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oregon_Ducks)

[Elkwood]

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jBWNaJdzovI&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jBWNaJdzovI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[Andaas]

After the first 3-4 dancer clips, I was thinking that I'd seen much better pole dancers in my life. But the last 2 girls actually did some cool shit.

[Nuuk]

<object width="400" height="171"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3346935&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;sho w_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;ful lscreen=1" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3346935&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;sho w_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;ful lscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="171"></embed></object><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/3346935">No Point: Stretching Time</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user392616">BaronSoosdon</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>

**Warning** This video is 30 min long..

[Aindayen]

hulu - saturday night live: Motherlover (http://www.hulu.com/watch/72434/saturday-night-live-motherlover)

lol

[Phaera]

Especially for Zey:

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[Zeyla]

Mmmm... Good stuff!

"I'm not your boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend"

Now I'm going to have that stuck in my head all day, thanks Panini!

[Lonskils]

YouTube - How To Be A Great Wingman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k7L5oYTPXY)

[Lonskils]

YouTube - How to make a porn movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZi84aAFDvQ)

[Parak]

YouTube - Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA)

[aquariiuus]

Cool movie Nuukster, bit long but cool, go gnomes!

[Ktul]

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[Octavus]

YouTube - Cool Glow in the dark dancers - wide screen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDUSYqxkiGQ)

[Stosh]

YouTube - Schick Quattro TrimStyle For Women (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAk77Kr_OwQ)

[Stosh]

YouTube - Schick: Mow The Lawn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBkR09sP4T4&feature=related)

[Zeyla]

Bushman approved.

[Sabertootth]

glow in the dark was pimp

[Octavus]

YouTube - My computer... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF56rjJJzJY)


I've almost done this quite a few times. Seriously.

[Octavus]

YouTube - Psycho Girlfriend (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMoGj9QtZts&NR=1)

[Sabertootth]

i want to do that that seems like fun (talking about the computer)

[Stosh]

YouTube - Tackiest Lawyer Ad ... Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1Qk6QPzuIc&feature=related)

[Lonskils]

awesome1!!!

[Peotr]

I thought it was refreshing.

-- Peotr

P.S. If I was looking for a divorce I might even consider them. I really prefer blunt honesty.

[Lonskils]

YouTube - Beer Goggles! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIT3WlIyy1Y&NR=1)

[Octavus]

YouTube - How To Speak Geek (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BpsXZpAARk&feature=featured)YouTube - How To Speak Geek (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BpsXZpAARk&feature=featured)



Not sure why it isn't embedding...

[Lonskils]

YouTube - How To Speak Geek (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BpsXZpAARk&feature=featured)YouTube - How To Speak Geek (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BpsXZpAARk&feature=featured)



Not sure why it isn't embedding...


They have embedding turned off...says so on the video information tab.

[Octavus]

YouTube - How To Behave In Internet Chat Rooms (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIyr5TXqe8Y&feature=related)

[Lonskils]

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[Parak]

Now I'm sure that most of you are [hopefully|unfortunately|thankfully] familiar with the following:

YouTube - Greatest freak out ever (ORIGINAL VIDEO) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc)

What you may not be aware of however, are some of the more... "creative" (for some bizarre values of creative) takes on the original, courtesy of land of the rising sun:

YouTube - Super Account Crasher Deluxe スーパー消ã�•ã‚Œã�¦ç™ºç‹‚ã�—ã�Ÿå°‘年デラムƒã‚¯ã‚¹ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO-SHYhnPYE)
YouTube - 修羅パンツをドラゴンボール化ã�•ã�›ã� ¦ã�¿ã�Ÿ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0f2N08u8jk)

[Domathoine]

Did he try to shove that remote up his ass @ 1:11!?

Also, I'd never seen that. LOL'D HARD.

The second remake was far more entertaining than the first.

[Lonskils]

Wait, this isn't staged? This is real? Holy fucking shit....

[KripDiggler]

I think that kid thinks he is a gorilla

[Octavus]

Who the hell shoves a remote up their ass when angry? WTF!!

[Domathoine]

Who the hell shoves a remote up their ass when angry? WTF!!

My thoughts exactly.

[Octavus]

I'm sure you've all seen this before but it still gives me shivers to watch.

YouTube - Worlds biggest wave ever surfed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nS_aR8XX_U&feature=PlayList&p=277824C573E9B143&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=1)

[Stosh]

California woman steals Miss South Carolina's "World's Dumbest Person" crown:

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[Sabertootth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw8gE3lnpLQ&feature=PlayList&p=58NKeitRqbE
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw8gE3lnpLQ&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tankspot.com%2Fforums%2Ff206 %2F53206-ulduar-algalon-10-man.html&feature=player_embedded)

[Sabertootth]

the man/woman in the blue shirt is like STFU IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!

[Sabertootth]

YouTube - Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Talk With Mike Greenman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_UbFjUlWnI&feature=PlayList&p=58NKeitRqbE)

[Lonskils]

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[Octavus]

YouTube - Achmed the Dead Terrorist by Jeff Dunham (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_1qq46eW9o&feature=related)

[Esmeralda]

Hulu - Saturday Night Live: Coin Slot@@AMEPARAM@@http://www.hulu.com/embed/3PfqbRGvoUErEp26PupP-A@@AMEPARAM@@3PfqbRGvoUErEp26PupP-A (http://www.hulu.com/watch/2310/saturday-night-live-coin-slot)

[Angelie]

Lindsay Lohan always makes me hapi in the pants!

[Lonskils]

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[Aerothas]

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[Lonskils]

What a slap in the face to the folks that have to go through chemo.

[Sabertootth]

now time for science to make this a reality like they do wit any video game about health science or anything cool hell they basically have a G.I. joe suit so light that 5grams of the material can cover a football field. and is harder then diamonds. just put some steroids on it and BAM GI joe suits!

[Lonskils]

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[Zeyla]

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[Octavus]

The assumption song rocks! It makes me want to touch my big fat cat.

[Parak]

YouTube - Underkill - I wanna be the guy (Part 1) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfnYiEmYhIc)

[Lonskils]

wtf?

[Octavus]

YouTube - Charlie The Unicorn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus)

[Sabertootth]

if anyione trys doing this tome retribution and death will be swift not to mention if your blood type matches mine im taking your kidney in place of mine

[Octavus]

Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself? HAHA

YouTube - Fuck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUaWCcDlI5s&feature=related)

[Lonskils]

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[Sabertootth]

it aint accurate but it'll blow your fucking mind!

[Lonskils]

YouTube - I Want Your Chex (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ory9GjHwDPM&feature=channel)

[Trevlen]

Found this today. Friggen hilarious

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/126833-3/Laser_pointer_dogbites.gif

[Lonskils]

Watch til very end...

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[Lonskils]

If you can make it to the end, you are a better person than I....

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[Sabertootth]

i hate you lons i just lost 4 minutes of my life... but at least he tried

[Loniel Bonewalker]

YouTube - Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA)



I'm sure you have all seen this but im far to lazy to go through 100 pages. Figured I would post this seeing how I despise products made by said company.

[Lonskils]

so true

[Octavus]

"everything is under a hundred clicks away"
"virtually indestructable, unless dropped or hit"

Two of my favorite rediculous quotes. What the fuck are they smoking? I felt like I was watching the movie Idiocracy. There is NO way that that fucking piece of shit is replacing a keyboard driven laptop.

[Loniel Bonewalker]

"everything is under a hundred clicks away"
"virtually indestructable, unless dropped or hit"

Two of my favorite rediculous quotes. What the fuck are they smoking? I felt like I was watching the movie Idiocracy. There is NO way that that fucking piece of shit is replacing a keyboard driven laptop.

Yea thats sorta why its a joke lol. When i first saw it i thought it was real. The best part is the end when she talks about the business world and people who actually use their laptops.

[Valdis]

I loved when the mac fanboy was talking about how much he loved it after spending 45 mins to type an email to a friend and then the price tags being $2600 for an 8GB and 10k for a 40GB.

[Domathoine]

"everything is under a hundred clicks away"
"virtually indestructable, unless dropped or hit"

Two of my favorite rediculous quotes. What the fuck are they smoking? I felt like I was watching the movie Idiocracy. There is NO way that that fucking piece of shit is replacing a keyboard driven laptop.

/palmface

I had much higher hopes for you, Oct... much, much higher.

[Lonskils]

Oct have you never heard of the Onion? It was a joke news paper, then website, now they have these clips they put out.

[Stosh]

YouTube - Creepy Doll (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTSkWnKs9rM)

[Peotr]

One cheesy sample, overblown into a dance mix of mediocrity.

One dance mix of mediocrity inspiring two videos.

One video that is slightly ridiculous, the other that is awesome beyond words.


YouTube - Eric Prydz - Call On Me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks)


YouTube - Call On Me Improved (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azzVRW-pfdY)


Strange trivia: Eric Prydz wasn't able to release his dance mix worldwide because of potential copyright violation. The group who made the spoof video had to slightly alter their copy of the Eric Prydz mix version because of potential copyright violation.

[Loniel Bonewalker]

I loved when the mac fanboy was talking about how much he loved it after spending 45 mins to type an email to a friend and then the price tags being $2600 for an 8GB and 10k for a 40GB.

or the "I will pretty much buy anything as long as its shiny and made by apple."

[Octavus]

I never underestimate the power of stupid, therefore it is easy to imagine Apple or any corporation making a product of such obvious ridiculousness that you shake your head in awe. Maybe the drugs and alcohol are finally destroying my poor mind and any sense of logic.

[Lonskils]

Here ya go Peotr.

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[Wresh]

Not sure if someone posted this yet or not...

YouTube - Oprah and Obama! I Oh No... Part 2.. GloZell (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TswMeHnh2cA)

[Aerothas]

lmao. i love black people

[Lonskils]

Fore our computer nerds. I think I shall build this!!!

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[Aerothas]

$17,000 for just the 24 SSDs. That's awesome though.

[Stosh]

Not sure why they were defragging an SSD.

[Lonskils]

Just to time it. The copying an entire DVD before the DVD landed from being thrown out the window was just awesomesauce.

[Aerothas]

Why Defrag? Why open everything in the start menu at once? Haha. That was awesome. The 2 quad core CPU's may have helped though ;)

[Peotr]

Not sure why they were defragging an SSD.

I couldn't see if they were defragging a drive or defragging the array.

Defragging an SSD is pointless - I'm not even sure Windows 7 will let you do it.

Defragging an array is still important, though. Especially Raid 5. There's another term for it, but I can't think of it.

[Aerothas]

I couldn't see if they were defragging a drive or defragging the array.

Defragging an SSD is pointless - I'm not even sure Windows 7 will let you do it.

Defragging an array is still important, though. Especially Raid 5. There's another term for it, but I can't think of it.

For some reason I figured RAID controllers took care of the fragmentation themselves instead of worrying about the OS doing it. :\

[Domathoine]

It looked to me like they were trying to defrag the drive... Even more confusing was the fact that there were only something like 21 files on the drive...

[Peotr]

For some reason I figured RAID controllers took care of the fragmentation themselves instead of worrying about the OS doing it. :\

It depends on the server. A file server could do that pretty easy, I think, but a transaction server (database) has files that grow. A RAID controller can balance the stripes and distribute the parity information, but it's not smart enough to optimize a dynamic file. And it's not like a table can be considered in its whole and divided proportionally, the system has to append, it would be impossible to write out an entire data file each time there is a change. And atomicity will often make the appends too small to divide.

If you have huge data sets with large-scale transactions and peak transaction times (that is, business hours) you're going to develop unbalanced stripes, and if the system is reaching peak neither the RAID controller nor the database is gonna be allowed to do any computations that might tear a write.

Even after things have calmed down the database will be looking at its own optimizations (when a database is indexing it will move appended information to a logical location - sort of like alphabetizing), so letting a RAID controller attempt to balance stripes while a database is attempting to reorganize datasets is madness.

-- Peotr

P.S. None of this has anything to do with that video. I couldn't figure out why they would defrag an SSD.

P.P.S. Fuck you, Stosh, I can hear the little gears in your brain turning. You best be choking back that smirk, mister. I do not want to be hearing or smelling any of your poopoo stinky smirky-smirks about indexing.

P.P.P.S. Little gears for little brains, Mr. Smirky-Smirk.

[Lonskils]

They ran it to just show how fast it was, how hard is that for folks to understand?

[Syana]

That is pretty awesome but I think the novelty would wear off pretty quick.

Pretty sure there are better things to do with the $17,000.

[Andriana Duskrose]

Pretty sure there are better things to do with the $17,000.

Hookers and blow sir.

[Syana]

Hookers and blow sir.

and burritos.

[Wresh]

YouTube - Sugarhill Gang - Rapper's Delight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diiL9bqvalo)

[KripDiggler]

and burritos.

Don't forget the booze!

[Allara]

Onyxia is srs bzns.

YouTube - Onyxia Wipe Animation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtvIYRrgZ04)

[Alexthegreat]

thats the funniest shit ever

[Octavus]

I havent seen that in a very long time. It still makes me giggle like a little school girl. I think it has been in this thread like 3-4 times, it's that good.

In other news: Fact or Fiction?

YouTube - World's Longest Basketball Shot - by "Dude Perfect" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDNJxodKrZY)

[Andriana Duskrose]

Don't forget the booze!

Booze is for out of work blue collar hobos and teenage girls. I expected a higher degree of substance abuse class from you Salty Mouth.

[Stosh]

He Puts It in the Wrong Place&nbsp;Video@@AMEPARAM@@http://embed.break.com/1351992@@AMEPARAM@@1351992 (http://www.break.com/index/he-puts-it-in-the-wrong-hole.html)

[Zeyla]

Aw man... the Onyxia thing still cracks me up. Was cool to see that Blizz named all those achievements after that recording... pretty awesome!

[Octavus]

Check out more from Blu at http://www.blublu.org/ FYI it is repeated 2x.

YouTube - COMBO a collaborative animation by Blu and David Ellis (2 times loop) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uad17d5hR5s)

[Zeyla]

Awe...some...

[Octavus]

Totally my humor. Lots of these mini episodes. I dedicate this Clock Suckers to Peotr Clause the emperor of Idaho.

YouTube - Clock Suckers: The Cold Shoulder (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3fnuWOUXdk)

[Octavus]

This is one of my favorites.

YouTube - Clock Suckers: Stinkin' Whores 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsTFxx0cpXc&feature=channel)

[Octavus]

This is the best rant I've ever heard.

YouTube - Comedian James Inman Snaps at City Council Meeting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXSWjVzdaF8&feature=related)

[Lonskils]

EPIC

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[Lonskils]

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[Sekigahara]

YouTube - Drunkest Guy Ever: Silent Film (Larry goes to the market) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s_40rM_L0s)

[Berae]

Just saw another version of that a few days back, its classic :D

[Octavus]

YouTube - End of The World (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f8grWE7AOw)

[Domathoine]

YouTube - Global Politics in 30 Seconds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf-xePlM-zg&feature=PlayList&p=F556A5F8000A343E&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=12)

[Andaas]

Poker Face...

YouTube- Lady Gaga vs Christopher Walken-Poker Face(Mashup) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGH5ygIKyT0)

[Lonskils]

Pah Pah poker Pah Poker face
Fah Fah Fah Fah Fuck her face Fah Fuck her face.

[Domathoine]

If this doesnt go down in history as one of the worst songs of all time, I will be severely disappointed.

[Andaas]

Christopher Walken makes it worth the pain.

[KripDiggler]

NSFW

YouTube- Kid Cudi - I Poke Her Face (Feat. Kanye West & Common) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cDE3Gwn5ZM)

[Andaas]

Wow..

Kuroshio Sea - 2nd largest aquarium tank in the world - (song is Please don't go by Barcelona) on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/5606758)

[Aerothas]

good lord. Is that a freakin whale shark?

[Octavus]

Rediculously catchy. I have it stuck in my head and can't get it out.

YouTube- Homeboy Sandman VIDEO PREMIERE!!! Lightning Bolt. Lightning Rod. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKXw1JEyaKM)