Ookep
11-27-2001, 02:49 AM
On a dark forest highway
Cool mist in my hair
Warm smell of orc droppings
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a will o wisp light
My hands grew sweaty and my HP bar shrank
I had to run from the fight
There she stood on the orc lift
I heard the Kelethin guard
And I was thinking to myself
”My god that thong’s making me so hard”
Then she held up her lightstone
And she showed me the way
There were messages sent through tells
I thought I read them to say
Welcome to the Hotel Greater Faydark
Such a dreary place
Such a misty place
Plenty of beggars in Hotel Greater Faydark
Any time of year,
You can get lost in here
Her begging was totally twisted
She wanted plat by the tens
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty elfs
That she calls friends
How they dance in the forest
Those poofster elf bards
Some dance to do battle
But they look like retards
So I called up the Banker
Please keep my stuff safe He said
We haven't seen such pathetic things
since 3128
And still those beggars were calling from
far away
Wake you up in the middle of a camp
”Can you port me to G-fay?”
Welcome to the Hotel Greater Faydark
Such a dreary place
Such a misty place
They’re dying all over Hotel Greater Faydark
Where’s my corpse o’ god?
Bring your chipped bone rod
Stone blocks in the forest
Where all the orcs spawn And she said
We are just teenagers here
It’s where the morons are drawn
And in the newbie area
They gathered to the east
They stab him with their rusty swords
But they just can't kill the Priest
Last thing I remember
I was running for the zone
But then I stumbled into the cave
and I found myself in Crushbone
Relax said the dark elf, We are
programmed to be hot
You can come here any time you like
But I’ll send you to your bind spot
>Ookep SnackieCakes<
Cool mist in my hair
Warm smell of orc droppings
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a will o wisp light
My hands grew sweaty and my HP bar shrank
I had to run from the fight
There she stood on the orc lift
I heard the Kelethin guard
And I was thinking to myself
”My god that thong’s making me so hard”
Then she held up her lightstone
And she showed me the way
There were messages sent through tells
I thought I read them to say
Welcome to the Hotel Greater Faydark
Such a dreary place
Such a misty place
Plenty of beggars in Hotel Greater Faydark
Any time of year,
You can get lost in here
Her begging was totally twisted
She wanted plat by the tens
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty elfs
That she calls friends
How they dance in the forest
Those poofster elf bards
Some dance to do battle
But they look like retards
So I called up the Banker
Please keep my stuff safe He said
We haven't seen such pathetic things
since 3128
And still those beggars were calling from
far away
Wake you up in the middle of a camp
”Can you port me to G-fay?”
Welcome to the Hotel Greater Faydark
Such a dreary place
Such a misty place
They’re dying all over Hotel Greater Faydark
Where’s my corpse o’ god?
Bring your chipped bone rod
Stone blocks in the forest
Where all the orcs spawn And she said
We are just teenagers here
It’s where the morons are drawn
And in the newbie area
They gathered to the east
They stab him with their rusty swords
But they just can't kill the Priest
Last thing I remember
I was running for the zone
But then I stumbled into the cave
and I found myself in Crushbone
Relax said the dark elf, We are
programmed to be hot
You can come here any time you like
But I’ll send you to your bind spot
>Ookep SnackieCakes<