Jokes

[Lonskils]

"A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!",
"I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back.
"That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

The day's lesson was on sex, etc., and the teacher mentioned how sperm is 80% sugar (or something like that) whereupon a girl asks out loud, "How come it tastes so salty then?" in which the professor answers the girl's question with, "Because the tastebuds for sweetness are on the tip of the tongue, and not the back of the throat."

[boopie]

A woman walks into a bar with a duck...

[Aindayen]

LMFAO LONS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ain

[Sixseven]

Semen is like a multi-vitamin. Now they just need something to make it taste like chocolate .... marriages would be saved, teen pregnancy rates would be reduced, "What's that baby? There's no more hot fudge for your sundae? Not a problem" ....
(thx ron white)

[Kuroni]

Semen is like a multi-vitamin. Now they just need something to make it taste like chocolate

http://www.fftimes.com/index.php/6/2005-02-25/20280

This might make you think twice about your next blow job :p

[Sixseven]

http://www.fftimes.com/index.php/6/2005-02-25/20280

This might make you think twice about your next blow job :p
That tater tot is representing himself, what a dumbass.

I say if the court ruled him busting in her mouth as a property transfer, then that also alleviates him of responsibility. If a guy donates sperm to a sperm bank, is he responsible for supporting any children that might result from his deposit? Heeeellll no.

And besides, I 'hope' that I'm a decent enough judge of character that I wouldn't screw around with some psycho bitch who would do that. :)

[Kuroni]

hehe I still can't believe she got child support out of it. That's just insane... but yes, that guy is a dumbass :p

[Kakeku]

Hi Kuroni!

[Kuroni]

Hi, Kake! :)

[Andriana Duskrose]

And besides, I 'hope' that I'm a decent enough judge of character that I wouldn't screw around with some psycho bitch who would do that. :)

Unfortunately man, they're all psycho.

[Kirynos]

Unfortunately man, they're all psycho.

Some less so. :)

Always check their natural hair color.


I say if the court ruled him busting in her mouth as a property transfer, then that also alleviates him of responsibility.

Lolee help us on this one? It is stated “There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request.” Kinda like stocks, she's just getting huge dividends.

:confuse: