Impressive, most impressive.

[Andriana Duskrose]

Okay, so it's not really pictures, or screenshots, but...

http://zackkim.blogspot.com

Yeesh.

[Skaara]

A senior citizen in Florida bought a new

Mercedes convertible. He took off down the road,

flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing

through what little hair he had left.



"This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed

the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in

his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol

trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren

blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem"

thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew

down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph.



Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for

this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of

the road and waited for the trooper to catch-up with

him. The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and

walked up to the man.



"Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My

shift ends in 10 minutes, it's Friday and I have the

weekend off. If you can give me a reason why you

were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."



The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years

ago my wife ran off with a Florida State trooper,

and I thought you were bringing her back."



The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."