Stefnic
05-02-2006, 01:00 PM
>> If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
>> produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
>>
>> (Hardly seems worth it)
>>
>> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
>> is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
>>
>>
>> (Now that's more like it!)
>>
>> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to
>> the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
>>
>>
>> (O.M.G.!)
>>
>>
>> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
>>
>> (In my next life, I want to be a pig)
>>
>>
>> A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
>> starves to death. (Creepy.)
>>
>>
>> (I'm still not over the pig.)
>>
>>
>> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
>>
>>
>>
>> (Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
>>
>>
>>
>> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
>> attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's
head off.
>>
>>
>>
>> ("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")
>>
>>
>>
>> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
>> jumping the length of a football field.
>>
>> (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
>>
>>
>>
>> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
>>
>> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
>>
>>
>>
>> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>>
>>
>>
>> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over
>> quantity)
>>
>>
>>
>> Butterflies taste with their feet.
>>
>>
>> (Something I always wanted to know.)
>>
>>
>>
>> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>>
>>
>> (Hmmmmmm......)
>>
>>
>>
>> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
>> left-handed people.
>>
>>
>>
>> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
>>
>>
>>
>> Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
>>
>> (okay, so that would be a good thing)
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> A cat's urine glows under a black light.
>>
>>
>>
>> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
>>
>>
>>
>> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>>
>>
>> ( I know some people like that.)
>>
>>
>>
>> Starfish have no brains
>>
>>
>> (I know some people like that too.)
>>
>>
>>
>> Polar bear S are left-handed.
>>
>>
>>
>> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
>>
>>
>>
>> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
>> pleasure.
>>
>>
>> (What about that pig??)
>> produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
>>
>> (Hardly seems worth it)
>>
>> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
>> is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
>>
>>
>> (Now that's more like it!)
>>
>> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to
>> the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
>>
>>
>> (O.M.G.!)
>>
>>
>> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
>>
>> (In my next life, I want to be a pig)
>>
>>
>> A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
>> starves to death. (Creepy.)
>>
>>
>> (I'm still not over the pig.)
>>
>>
>> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
>>
>>
>>
>> (Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
>>
>>
>>
>> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
>> attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's
head off.
>>
>>
>>
>> ("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")
>>
>>
>>
>> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
>> jumping the length of a football field.
>>
>> (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
>>
>>
>>
>> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
>>
>> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
>>
>>
>>
>> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>>
>>
>>
>> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over
>> quantity)
>>
>>
>>
>> Butterflies taste with their feet.
>>
>>
>> (Something I always wanted to know.)
>>
>>
>>
>> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>>
>>
>> (Hmmmmmm......)
>>
>>
>>
>> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
>> left-handed people.
>>
>>
>>
>> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
>>
>>
>>
>> Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
>>
>> (okay, so that would be a good thing)
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> A cat's urine glows under a black light.
>>
>>
>>
>> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
>>
>>
>>
>> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>>
>>
>> ( I know some people like that.)
>>
>>
>>
>> Starfish have no brains
>>
>>
>> (I know some people like that too.)
>>
>>
>>
>> Polar bear S are left-handed.
>>
>>
>>
>> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
>>
>>
>>
>> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
>> pleasure.
>>
>>
>> (What about that pig??)