Mandri + Drunk Blonde + Sharpie = ?

[Andriana Duskrose]

A masterpiece of artwork, on a hawt (yeah, yeah, I know, I am fat and need more colour, I am working on it, so fuck off) Mandri canvas! :tongue: :kiss:

So like, there are three hearts, and the bottom heart tails off and points down to the promised land. There's also some lip/tongue action on my nipple, and her barely legible name in there.

I have to admit, a hot drunk girl (even a blonde one) drawing circles on one's nipple with a sharpie for 20+ seconds is rather arousing.

[Eomer]

You best share in a couple weeks...

[Maegwin]

fat?

[Andriana Duskrose]

You best share in a couple weeks...

You actually have to show up for once!

[Kirynos]

Be careful of those blondes... it all starts with the sharpie drawings, but sooner or later, they will start squeezing your nipples. That, and/or wanting sex :(


:confuse:

[Eomer]

You actually have to show up for once!

I'll show up, I swear! It's like 40, maybe 50 steps from my front door.

[Aindayen]

Andri next time I expect to see pictures of the blonde not your hawtness!

Ain

[Maegwin]

cause for all we know you scribbled that marker on yerself and had your dog lick your nipple. Eww.

[Andriana Duskrose]

cause for all we know you scribbled that marker on yerself and had your dog lick your nipple. Eww.

Yeah, you do have a point there... :Omg:

[Aindayen]

cause for all we know you scribbled that marker on yerself and had your dog lick your nipple. Eww.

I feel ike maeg could have something here...

Ain

[Eomer]

Mandri + Peanut Butter + Golden Retriever = Friday Night?

[Andriana Duskrose]

Mandri + Peanut Butter + Golden Retriever = Friday Night?

No, that's Sunday morning, at church.

[Vinilaa]

!

[Vinilaa]

Sorry I just got a little jealous... I like drunk blondes too! :eek: :p ;)

[Andriana Duskrose]

Sorry I just got a little jealous... I like drunk blondes too! :eek: :p ;)

Don't be jealous sweetie, I have a sharpie for you too! :kiss:

[Aindayen]

Don't be jealous sweetie, I have a sharpie, and a camera for you too! :kiss:

Edit for correct response.

Ain

[Vinilaa]

Don't be jealous sweetie, I have a sharpie for you too! :kiss:

I think you need to put the cap back on that pen before someone gets hurt... :p :bolt: :eek:

[Aindayen]

Are we still talking about sharpie's or is this man slut's excellent double meaning cyber? So confused am I atm...

Ain

[Andriana Duskrose]

I think you need to put the cap back on that pen before someone gets hurt... :p :bolt: :eek:

Are you sure? There's plenty of ink left for you to use.

[Vinilaa]

Are you sure? There's plenty of ink left for you to use.

Quite sure thanks. You're not going to suck me in with your schexy slooty ways! :cup: :eek: :secret:

[Zobb]

Im looking at the scribbled name... looks like it says Serge.

[Andriana Duskrose]

Quite sure thanks. You're not going to suck me in with your schexy slooty ways! :cup: :eek: :secret:

It's too late, you've already been sucked! You just don't know it yet!

[Andriana Duskrose]

Im looking at the scribbled name... looks like it says Serge.

You are very astute Zobb, that was indeed her name! Funny though that her adam's apple was almost as big as her hands...

[Vinilaa]

It's too late, you've already been sucked! You just don't know it yet!

Oh I think I'd know... :eek:

What you're not understanding here is that what I'd like is for you to stop being a little bitch and start being MY bitch. :p

Besides, I DON'T LIKE SLUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now go get me some :cup:

[Andriana Duskrose]

Besides, I DON'T LIKE SLUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now go get me some :cup:

That's entirely not true, since you like me! :D

P.S. Your coffee will be here shortly my paladin mistress, and your platemail school girl outfit looks very nice, especially with the pigtails.

[Vinilaa]

especially with the pigtails.

:wtf: You have a webcam in my room now? :eek:

[Andriana Duskrose]

:wtf: You have a webcam in my room now? :eek:

*Looks innocent* Maaaaaaaybe... but lets say I did have one in your room (not saying I do), would it be a problem? ;)

[Lola]

I step out for a couple of years, and people start pulling their shirts up for all to see. Has no one stepped up to maintain standards of hybrid decency in my absence??

[Vinilaa]

I step out for a couple of years, and people start pulling their shirts up for all to see. Has no one stepped up to maintain standards of hybrid decency in my absence??

No one. :(

It's been chaos without your clear firm belief in right and wrong Lola! We are in the dark without you. :eek:

[Vinilaa]

*Looks innocent* Maaaaaaaybe... but lets say I did have one in your room (not saying I do), would it be a problem? ;)

http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/46060028/532252

[Andriana Duskrose]

http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/46060028/532252

Now stop it! You're turning me on! More...

[Kirynos]

From sharpies to whips and chains. I like where this thread is going.

:confuse:

[Thlayli]

The title of this thread is "Mandri + Drunk Blonde + Sharpie = ? "

I see Mandi, and the effects of the Sharpie... but where is the Drunk Blonde?!!!

I mean sheesh! Talk about false advertising! I thought we were going to see some pics of a Drunk Blonde!

Mandri: you owe us pics of a drunk blonde!

[Andriana Duskrose]

The title of this thread is "Mandri + Drunk Blonde + Sharpie = ? "

I see Mandi, and the effects of the Sharpie... but where is the Drunk Blonde?!!!

I mean sheesh! Talk about false advertising! I thought we were going to see some pics of a Drunk Blonde!

Mandri: you owe us pics of a drunk blonde!

Just for you... Drunk Blondes.

[Thlayli]

Bless you!

[Angelie]

The one to your left - more cushion for the pushin??

[Kirynos]

She's grabbing her boobie! :eek: :eek: :eek:

...sorry, was getting flashbacks of the Urbana Bar Incident.

:confuse:

[Angelie]

She's hungry...again...

[Zobb]

The one in the middle isnt very blonde or drunk... kinda fugly too

[BobDole901]

The one in the middle isnt very blonde or drunk... kinda fugly too

You can tell he's a gamer though.

[Eomer]

You mean cause he's pale? Welcome to Canada!

[Maegwin]

I was in Kingston the other day...was thinking of you Mandri!

I went to Ft. Henry and did the tour. Then went into downtown Kingston. People there were sorta weird...a lot of standing around in doorways doing nothing much...wtf? Unemployment problems much? There was a lot of hot chicks though.

Also, on one street corner there was about 6 teenagers standing around a huge water bong all taking hits...I checked with my fam but we couldn't remember if Canada legalized that shit or what? Were they just being specially daring doing it in broad daylight? Or was it some herbal bullshit that they want to make you think was weed?

[Andriana Duskrose]

I was in Kingston the other day...was thinking of you Mandri!

I went to Ft. Henry and did the tour. Then went into downtown Kingston. People there were sorta weird...a lot of standing around in doorways doing nothing much...wtf? Unemployment problems much? There was a lot of hot chicks though.

Also, on one street corner there was about 6 teenagers standing around a huge water bong all taking hits...I checked with my fam but we couldn't remember if Canada legalized that shit or what? Were they just being specially daring doing it in broad daylight? Or was it some herbal bullshit that they want to make you think was weed?

It's that whole being close to Quebec thing. Out here in Alberta, we work for a living, unlike those smelly hippie Ontarian's and Quebecer's.

[Eomer]

We work so Quebec doesn't have to.

[Andriana Duskrose]

We work so Quebec doesn't have to.

But, but, but... I am Le Tired.

Okay... Take a nap... ZEN FIRE DE MISSLES!!

[BurnemWizfyre]

Eddie Izzard owns