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Talas
07-06-2006, 01:14 PM
Coworker found a code snippet site, where they pride themselves on wonderful snippets to aid the everyday developer. Check out this snippet..

http://code.dreamincode.net/snippet38.htm

Some of the rest of that site is peppered with ridiculous snippets, but that is by far the best entry..

Vinen
07-06-2006, 03:33 PM
Coworker found a code snippet site, where they pride themselves on wonderful snippets to aid the everyday developer. Check out this snippet..

http://code.dreamincode.net/snippet38.htm

Some of the rest of that site is peppered with ridiculous snippets, but that is by far the best entry..

wow...

Aindayen
07-06-2006, 04:05 PM
So like what does it do? You guys know I fucking hate computers~

Ain

Trem
07-06-2006, 04:31 PM
So like what does it do? You guys know I fucking hate computers~

Ain
It haxx0rs your wow account and DE's all your goodies, then it laughs at you.

Talas
07-07-2006, 12:23 PM
Basically, it's a function to implement one of the most elementary routines on any system. One of the biggest complaints to naive coders is that they are implementing something that's already been done a million times before, and usually it is horribly inefficient.

But his comments after the post are what makes this thing hilarious:
"If I don't remember wrong, there is also a function to rock your face."

Poor little coder. His dreams have been crushed... =(

Vinen
07-08-2006, 04:41 PM
Basically, it's a function to implement one of the most elementary routines on any system. One of the biggest complaints to naive coders is that they are implementing something that's already been done a million times before, and usually it is horribly inefficient.

But his comments after the post are what makes this thing hilarious:
"If I don't remember wrong, there is also a function to rock your face."

Poor little coder. His dreams have been crushed... =(

Reinvention of the wheel (All Right!)

Kirynos
07-08-2006, 07:10 PM
Talas is dead to me, comp-tease!

:confuse:

Talas
07-09-2006, 01:40 PM
=(