Where'd you do it last?

[Lonskils]

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Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = ST1 /><ST1:CITY w:st="on">Chicago</ST1:CITY> folks did hear this on the WBAM FM morning show in <ST1:CITY w:st="on"><ST1:PLACE w:st="on">Chicago</ST1:PLACE></ST1:CITY>.<O:P></O:P>

The DJ's play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJ's call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.<O:P></O:P>

The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for Verification.<O:P></O:P>

If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of <ST1:CITY w:st="on"><ST1:PLACE w:st="on">Big Shoulders</ST1:PLACE></ST1:CITY> drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing I have heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you heard of Mate Match?"<O:P></O:P>

Contestant:(laughing) "Yes, I have."<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "Great! Then you know were giving away a trip to <ST1:PLACE w:st="on"><ST1:CITY w:st="on">Orlando</ST1:CITY>, <ST1:STATE w:st="on">Florida</ST1:STATE></ST1:PLACE> if you win. What is your name? First only please.<O:P></O:P>

Contestant: "Brian."<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?<O:P></O:P>

Brian: "Yes."<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "Yes? Does that mean that you're married or you're what?"<O:P></O:P>

Brian:(laughing nervously "Yes I am married."<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please." <O:P></O:P>

Brian: "Sara"<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"<O:P></O:P>

Brian: "She's gonna kill me."<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "Stay with me here Brian! Is she at work"<O:P></O:P>

Brian:(laughing) "Yes, she's at work."<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "Okay, first question - when wa s the last time you had sex?"<O:P></O:P>

Brian: "She is gonna kill me."<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "Stay with me here Brian! "<O:P></O:P>

Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."<O:P></O:P>

Brian:(laughing sheepishly) "Well.."<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "Question ..2 - How long did it last?"<O:P></O:P>

Brian: "About 10 minutes."<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."<O:P></O:P>

Brian: "Yeah, a trip would be nice."<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?"<O:P></O:P>

Brian: Laughing Hard " I ummm, I, well..."<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"<O:P></O:P>

Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us for a couple of weeks..."<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "Uh Huh..."<O:P></O:P>

Brian:"...and the Mother In Law was in the shower at the time."<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."<O:P></O:P>

Brian: "On the kitchen table."<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I have done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."<O:P></O:P>

Three Minutes of Commercials Follow<O:P></O:P>

DJ:"OK audience, let's call Sarah, shall we? "<O:P></O:P>

(touch tones...ringing..)<O:P></O:P>

Clerk: "Kinkos."<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?"<O:P></O:P>

Clerk: "This is she."<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "Sara, this is Edgar from WBAM, we are live on the air and I have Been speaking with Brian for a couple hours now."<O:P></O:P>

Sara:(laughing) "A couple of hours?"<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooo do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?"<O:P></O:P>

Sara: "No"<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "Good"<O:P></O:P>

Brian:(laughing)<O:P></O:P>

Sara:(laughing)"Brian, what the hell are you up to?"<O:P></O:P>

Brian:(laughing) "Just answer the questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest."<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then both of you are off to <ST1:PLACE w:st="on"><ST1:CITY w:st="on">Orlando</ST1:CITY>, <ST1:STATE w:st="on">Florida</ST1:STATE></ST1:PLACE> for 5 days on us. Disney World, Sea World, Tickets to the Magics game. The whole deal. Get it Sara?"<O:P></O:P>

Sara:(laughing) "Yes."<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "Alright, when did you last have sex, Sara?"<O:P></O:P>

Sara: "Oh God, Brian...uh, this morning before Brian went to work."<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "What time?"<O:P></O:P>

Sara: "Around 8 this morning."<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"<O:P></O:P>

Sara:"12, 15 minutes maybe."<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "Hmmmm. That's good enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sara. You are one last question away from a trip to <ST1:STATE w:st="on"><ST1:PLACE w:st="on">Florida</ST1:PLACE></ST1:STATE>. Are you ready?"<O:P></O:P>

Sara:(laughing) "Yes."<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "Where did you have it?"<O:P></O:P>

Sara: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"<O:P></O:P>

Brian: "Just tell him, honey."<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sara?"<O:P></O:P>

Sara: "Well..."<O:P></O:P>

DJ: "Come on Sara.....where did you have it?"<O:P></O:P>

Sara: "In the ass...."<O:P></O:P>

After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break.

[Derrict]

haha <3 idb

[Kirynos]

ROFL

Not sure what she was so uptight about... I would have been more embarrased with the kitchen table than anything else.

:confuse:

[Hailie]

very funny, but wtf kiry ><

[Arawn]

LOL

:eek:

LOL

<3 kyri's reponse!

[Kirynos]

Right back at ya, Arawn.

Really though -- I eat on my kitchen table. I don't mix food and love juices...I wouldn't want to be her mom, and eating on a table that people were just screwing on.

"Damn this kitchen smells like sex!"

:confuse:

[Angelie]

I don't mix food and love juices...
:confuse:

OMG - you so lie sir...you and I both know food and love juices go so well together...(between her legs anyway!)

[Andaas]

You all are missing the most important part, did they win the trip?

(Granted, I'm sure it's not real, but just had to ask! Especially since WBAM-FM is in Montgomery, Alabama.)

[Andaas]

Good news everyone, our fictitious couple WON THE TRIP!


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DJ: I am sorry for that ladies and gentlemen. This is live radioand these things do happen. Anyway, Brian and Sara are off to lovely Orlando,Florida.

[Sixseven]

"In the ass" .... pure poetry.

[Kirynos]

OMG - you so lie sir...you and I both know food and love juices go so well together...(between her legs anyway!)

/shrug gotta be consenting, though.

You know, I just had some peaches earlier this week; I can understand why Nicolas Cage talks about peaches in the way he does in Face Off.

:confuse:

[Lola]

And here I was thinking this thread would be a poll. How disappointing!

[Kirynos]

Well, there better be a slot for airplane.

:confuse:

[VonPenn]

"Damn this kitchen smells like sex!"

:confuse:


Actually, wouldn't it be "Damn, this kitchen smells like ass!"

:D