Movie Quote Chain [Archive] - Page 2

Sixseven

01-03-2007, 02:29 AM

Its....The Matrix...duh.

"What do you think?"
"I think he's a fucking peasant"
"Yeah, but you get guys like thaton your side, they break their backsfor you."
Some Scarface finally.

"Be advised, I'm mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I could put a round through a fleas ass at 300 meters ........ I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together. So why don't you hump somebody else's leg, mutt-face, before I push yours in?"

Sixseven

01-04-2007, 12:14 AM

hint - clint eastwood

boopie

01-04-2007, 10:42 AM

Heartbreak Ridge?

Kurbi

01-04-2007, 11:05 AM

Corporate payroll, Nina speaking. Just a moment. Corporate payroll,
Nina speaking. Just a moment. Corporate payroll, Nina speaking. Just a
moment.

Lonskils

01-04-2007, 11:12 AM

Office Space

"We all go a little mad sometimes"

Sixseven

01-04-2007, 01:26 PM

Heartbreak Ridge?
boopie got it right.

your turn boopie.

Lonskils

01-04-2007, 01:28 PM

way to circumvent my quote!

Sixseven

01-04-2007, 01:29 PM

way to circumvent my quote!
Heh i was just editing my post to answer your quote ... even though it wasn't really your turn to go :cake:
Psycho. Excellent choice of Hitchcock quote btw.

Skaara

01-04-2007, 02:28 PM

I have a soundclip of clint eastwood saying those exact words buried on an old harddrive somewhere. so STFU :mad:

hordesbaine

01-05-2007, 05:59 PM

So boopie you go or 67 gets to block and X gets the square.

Gheltire

01-08-2007, 06:20 AM

go with Whoopie in the middle!

(and if that's a movie quote there's no way in hell I want to see the movie)

hordesbaine

01-11-2007, 03:49 AM

New one

"Once it escalated into a murder one beef for all of 'em after they killed the first two guards, they didn't hesitate. Popped guard number three because... what difference does it make? Why leave a living witness?"

Aindayen

01-11-2007, 08:21 AM

"Heat"

That movie was awesome.

X "We were both bad husbands."
Y "I have an excuse, I'm part gay."
X "Supposedly we all are."

Ain

Berae

01-12-2007, 06:51 PM

Life Aquatic

"Colonel David toured us around your quarters, and I saw a bible beside your bed, do you actually find time to read it?"
"I sure do. Every goddamn day"

hordesbaine

01-12-2007, 07:58 PM

"Patton"

1-I understand you played a game of pool with Lisa for $200, which she won. I'm here to collect.

2- How 'bout if I just kick your ass?

1- Oh, a counter-offer. That's what we lawyers - I'm a lawyer - we lawyers call that a counter-offer. This is a tough decision here. Get my ass kicked or collect $200. Let me think... I could use a good ass-kickin', I'll be very honest with you... nah, I think I'll just go with the two hundred.

2- Over my dead body.

1- You like to renegotiate as you go along, don't you? Well here's my counter-offer... do I have to kill you? What if I were just to kick the ever loving shit out of you?

2- In your dreams.

1- Oh no no... in reality. If I was to kick the shit out of you, do I get the money?

deezy

01-13-2007, 08:13 AM

my cousin vinny

i'll think of a new quote later in the morning.

edit: k, it's later in the morning now...

X: Ha, ha. You've got to expect some static. After all, computers are just machines; they can't think.
Y: Some programs will be thinking soon.
X: Won't that be grand? Computers and the programs will start thinking and the people will stop.

Berae

01-14-2007, 02:31 PM

Tron! The one decent live action Disney movie.

"I want to serve this to the men. Taste it and let me know what you think."
"What is it?"
"Chocolate covered cotton."
"What are you, crazy?"
"No good, huh?"
"For Christ's sake, you didn't even take the seeds out."
"Is it really that bad?"
"It's cotton!"
"They've got to learn to like it"
"why?"
"I saw an opportunity to corner the market in cotton. I didn't know there would be a glut. I've got warehouses of it all over Europe. People eat cotton candy, this is better, it is made of real cotton."
"People can't eat cotton!"
"They've got to, it's for the syndicate!"
"It will make them sick. Try it yourself if you don't believe me!"
"I did, and it made me sick."

Berae

01-19-2007, 12:34 AM

Seriously? Noone knows? It was from Catch-22!

"He lets the last Hungarian go. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone."

deezy

01-22-2007, 04:05 AM

Seriously? Noone knows? It was from Catch-22!Too... busy.... leveling.

hordesbaine

01-23-2007, 03:42 AM

The usual suspects.

1- "I read your book last night"

2-"so you're the one"

hordesbaine

02-04-2007, 05:42 AM

Good will Hunting

"Next time someone asks you if you are a GOD you say YES!!!!!!!!!"

Lonskils

02-04-2007, 12:54 PM

Ghostbusters DUH

His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever had

Sixseven

02-04-2007, 05:58 PM

Ghostbusters DUH

His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever had
Fight Club?!

Quote:
Person A: XXXXXX, what exactly do you do?
Person B: Cleaner.
Person A: You mean you're a hitman?
Person B: Yeah.
Person A: Cool.

Sixseven

02-04-2007, 06:01 PM

Good will Hunting

"Next time someone asks you if you are a GOD you say YES!!!!!!!!!"
ahh of course! robin williams I knew the line but couldn't connect it to a movie for the life of me

hordesbaine

02-04-2007, 08:57 PM

Fight Club?!

Quote:
Person A: XXXXXX, what exactly do you do?
Person B: Cleaner.
Person A: You mean you're a hitman?
Person B: Yeah.
Person A: Cool.

The professoinal or leon the professional

"Colin Sullivan-- Go save a cat from a tree, you fucking homos. Fucking firemen gettin' pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy."

Lonskils

02-04-2007, 09:34 PM

ahh of course! robin williams I knew the line but couldn't connect it to a movie for the life of me

That wasn't robin williams

hordesbaine

02-05-2007, 04:22 AM

Matt damon- I read your book last night
Robin Williams- So you're the one

Sixseven

02-05-2007, 10:42 AM

ahh of course! robin williams I knew the line but couldn't connect it to a movie for the life of me
That wasn't robin williams
Matt damon- I read your book last night
Robin Williams- So you're the one
lons you just wtfpwnd urself

Sixseven

02-05-2007, 10:43 AM

The professoinal or leon the professional

"Colin Sullivan-- Go save a cat from a tree, you fucking homos. Fucking firemen gettin' pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy."
lol was that the departed? i just saw it once so far, when it was in theaters. good flick

Lonskils

02-05-2007, 02:07 PM

lons you just wtfpwnd urself

I thought you were talking about the freaking thing you quoted which was ghost busters /shrug

hordesbaine

02-05-2007, 02:52 PM

lol was that the departed? i just saw it once so far, when it was in theaters. good flick

yep that was departed so you go now

Sixseven

02-05-2007, 05:57 PM

"You like that? Press Junket. That's improv bitch, you can use that."

hordesbaine

02-10-2007, 03:34 PM

no clue

Sixseven

02-10-2007, 09:34 PM

no clue
It was Garden State.

"I'll have the cream of 'some young guy'."

hordesbaine

02-11-2007, 04:25 AM

- Waynes World

I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams.

Lonskils

02-11-2007, 05:17 AM

Spider Man I do believe. Aunt May said it.

Mankind is not evil, just... uninformed

Varran

02-11-2007, 09:07 PM

X-men...

I tried to kill myself with a Lady Bic. A pink plastic razor with daisies on it and a moisturizing strip.

hordesbaine

02-12-2007, 11:37 AM

Spider man 2 and varran i have no clue

Varran

02-12-2007, 05:22 PM

Empire Records

as punishment... a harder one:

Person 1: It appears as though you forgot our French fries and a coke, fishhead.
Person 2: Oh, well, Peter Piper picked a pepper, I guess I did!

Varran

02-15-2007, 05:44 PM

Valley Girl

Ok... ezmode since that one was too hard apparently

"I swear to God if you don't fuck her I'll kill myself"

Sixseven

02-16-2007, 07:45 AM

Valley Girl

Ok... ezmode since that one was too hard apparently

"I swear to God if you don't fuck her I'll kill myself"
the science of sleep?

Lonskils

02-16-2007, 08:55 AM

The Girl Next Door

What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

VonPenn

02-16-2007, 04:08 PM

The Girl Next Door

What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

Airplane! A perpetual favorite on this board!

How about this...

"Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you've fucked!"

One of my favorite movies! Already done here once or twice I'm afraid!

VP

hordesbaine

02-16-2007, 04:48 PM

Boondock Saints

"Does this guy know how to party or what?"

Berae

02-16-2007, 07:36 PM

Wayne's World

"The hell you will. He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. He's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again."

hordesbaine

02-17-2007, 04:10 AM

Indiana Jones and the last crusade

OK so I got this one off a preview of a movie coming out this month-

1st "Man I just had the strangest dream"
2nd "You do know you are driving right?"

Sixseven

02-18-2007, 12:55 PM

Indiana Jones and the last crusade

OK so I got this one off a preview of a movie coming out this month-

1st "Man I just had the strangest dream"
2nd "You do know you are driving right?"
That's gotta be the Reno911: Miami preview? I <3 that show.

hordesbaine

02-18-2007, 01:41 PM

yep

Berae

02-18-2007, 09:04 PM

your turn 67

Sixseven

02-18-2007, 10:28 PM

I love that show. Ummm....

"Think someone could spend half their life in a slam with a horse bit in their mouth and not believe? Think he could start out in some liquor store trash bin with an umbilical cord wrapped around his neck - and not believe? You got it all wrong, holy man. I absolutely believe in God. And I absolutely hate the fucker."

Sixseven

02-20-2007, 12:47 AM

Sixseven

02-24-2007, 06:30 PM

Vin Diesel - The Chronicles of Riddick

"Your momma was a snow blower!"
.... Short Circuit

"Secrets are my life."

hordesbaine

02-25-2007, 03:50 AM

The good shepord?

Sixseven

02-25-2007, 06:37 PM

The Prestige

"The snozberries taste like snozberries."

hordesbaine

02-25-2007, 10:26 PM

I freaking just saw the prestige, literaly tonight i popped it and and peep'd and it was excellent. Try "The illusionist"

_movie quote is from super troopers

"You'll never shut down the real Napster"

Sixseven

02-27-2007, 05:48 PM

_movie quote is from super troopers

Lol, you bitch.

Saw The Illusionist in theatres back in Dec. Ed Norton and Paul Giamati are the shit.

hordesbaine

03-03-2007, 05:08 AM

- The Italian Job

Two quotes from the same movie GL.

"The media giveth, and go fuck yourself."

"I'm blacker than you are. I got some slave in me, I can feel it."

hordesbaine

03-07-2007, 05:40 AM

- Primary Colors (the one where john travolta plays bill clinton)

"If we have a bad day, then people die and that's just not good enough!"

hordesbaine

03-12-2007, 07:27 AM

- Backdraft

Private Montgomery- "Bill, are you gonna translate this?"
Bill Rango- "Why? It's in English."

Lonskils

05-24-2007, 06:12 AM

"Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says"

Skaara

05-24-2007, 12:39 PM

Breakfast club? If I'm wrong ignore me.

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"

NormetheGnome

05-24-2007, 01:15 PM

The snozzberries Quote is actually from Willie wonka and the chocolate factory. First.

Lonskils

05-24-2007, 04:42 PM

The Shining

"I'm Victor. I'm the cleaner"

KripDiggler

05-28-2007, 05:06 PM

The Shining

"I'm Victor. I'm the cleaner"

GOD DAMNIT I know this...............

hordesbaine

05-29-2007, 06:27 AM

I thought this died since i was posting to myself yay that it did'nt and i dont know the quote.

Dakyras

05-29-2007, 12:36 PM

GOD DAMNIT I know this...............

Point of no return.

You know what I think? Don't really matter what I think. Once that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that shit just goes right out the window.

hordesbaine

05-29-2007, 01:39 PM

Blackhawk Down

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?

Dakyras

05-29-2007, 06:59 PM

hordesbaine

05-29-2007, 08:00 PM

Fmj

Berae

06-13-2007, 08:38 PM

This thread has been dead for half a month! Hope this fixes it.

"Little did he know that this simple, seemingly innocuous act would lead to his imminent death"

Gheltire

06-14-2007, 06:58 AM

stranger than fiction - I liked that movie:)

"But I am a captain. If I were not a captain, I would thank you for the compliment and tell you that the ability to lie comes from being a top-notch poker player, which I am, having learned at the side of my mother who is, by popular acclaim, the best poker player in...my home town, which shall remain un-named"

Berae

09-17-2007, 12:43 PM

Saving Private Ryan

"I'm not dead yet!"
"He'll be dead soon anyways"
"I'm getting better!"

Lonskils

09-17-2007, 02:16 PM

MPatSFtHG!!

"Chaos was what killed the dinosaurs, darling"

Ktul

09-17-2007, 08:51 PM

Heh I always loved that quote. From Heathers, Slater to Ryder

Lonskils

09-17-2007, 11:14 PM

awesome you knew that!

Lonskils

09-18-2007, 02:15 PM

"I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies."

Kellarus

09-18-2007, 02:48 PM

Alien

"I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad"

Lonskils

09-18-2007, 11:07 PM

the ugly dude in his voice over when he is fighting those guys in Sin City, just watched that Saturday night.

"How'm I gonna get a scar like that eating pussy?"

Berae

09-19-2007, 12:26 AM

Scarface

"You got my cheese whiz boy?"

Lonskils

09-19-2007, 01:08 AM

no freakin clue

Berae

09-20-2007, 12:28 AM

Weird thing is, the movie my quote is from I haven't seen in a few years, and yet it is on TV tonight O.o

Berae

09-28-2007, 10:37 PM

Blues Brothers

"The favor was to pick up fifty kilos of cocaine. Fifty. That's a hundred and ten pounds. Not exactly a small favor. Not like bumming a cigarette, for example. But what the hell. I didn't have anything better to do that day. It's not like I was on parole or anything."

Gheltire

09-29-2007, 10:08 AM

That's Blow:)

I don't know what happened at that hypnotherapist the
other day; maybe it was just shock. It's wearing off now, but when I
saw that fat man keel over and die, Michael, I realized that we don't
have a lot of time on this earth. We weren't meant to spend it this
way.

Lonskils

09-29-2007, 10:31 AM

yawn....Office Space

"You're not a soldier! I'm a soldier, with the career goal of all soldiers - staying alive in situations where it ain't all that easy to do! You're a death-lover. Some sorry son of a bitch has got you convinced that dying for a cause is oh, so romantic. Well, that's the worst kind of all the kinds of bullshit there is!"

Ktul

10-04-2007, 01:11 PM

This one goes through my head when ever I get aggro and have train on me =/

"Someone is trying to kill these cans, we've got to save these cans!"

Berae

10-15-2007, 01:15 AM

Its been two weeks, Lons. Post solution and throw another quote out?

Thlayli

10-15-2007, 02:44 AM

Lon's Post is Taps - Good movie

Ktul's post is The Jerk - another good movie

Speaking a quote: "He who increases knowledge, increases sorrow."
Guessing who is being quoted: "Shakespeare?"
Person who spoke the quote: "The Bible. Even Shakespeare had his betters."

Ktul

10-16-2007, 08:29 PM

Dogma?

"Professional killer, huh? Does that come with a good HMO?"

Thlayli

10-17-2007, 01:30 PM

Dogma?

"Professional killer, huh? Does that come with a good HMO?"

Nope

Lonskils

10-17-2007, 02:17 PM

Dogma?

"Professional killer, huh? Does that come with a good HMO?"

Grosse Point Blanke,

not that many professional killer movies with black humor so I am taking my chances...

"I thought it was just a coldblooded thing to say to a motherfucker 'fore you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice.

Now I'm thinkin', it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness.

Or it could be, you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin'. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."

Berae

10-17-2007, 09:17 PM

Grosse Point Blanke,

not that many professional killer movies with black humor so I am taking my chances...

"I thought it was just a coldblooded thing to say to a motherfucker 'fore you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice.

Now I'm thinkin', it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness.

Or it could be, you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin'. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."
Pulp Fiction

Also, Thlayli's quote was never answered right :D

Ktul

10-18-2007, 01:17 PM

Im stumped on his =/ post the solution doomit

Thlayli

10-19-2007, 12:34 PM

The answer to my quote is: Renaissance Man with Danny DeVito.

Another quote: "They say the fuckin' smog is the fuckin' reason you have such beautiful fuckin' sunsets."