Stefnic
12-18-2006, 11:46 AM
Tequila Christmas Cake
Ingredients:
1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle tequila 2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check
the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one
level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn! on the electric mixer. Beat one cup
of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another
cup...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 l eggs and add
to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the
fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers
just pry it loose with a
drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift
two cups of salt. Or something.
Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon
juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or
somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360
degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe
counter with the cat.
CHERRY MISTMAS!
Ingredients:
1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle tequila 2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check
the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one
level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn! on the electric mixer. Beat one cup
of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another
cup...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 l eggs and add
to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the
fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers
just pry it loose with a
drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift
two cups of salt. Or something.
Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon
juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or
somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360
degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe
counter with the cat.
CHERRY MISTMAS!