Kanf
01-07-2002, 05:29 PM
Sirensa, Eliskirt said you LOVED Willy Wonka when you were growing up so I wrote a special little song...Just for you...Hope ya like it :)
Oompa Loompa Sirensadee Doo
I've got the perfect cleric for you
Oompa Loompa, Sirensadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you do when your lifebar is up?
Sent on your way like a useless schlup
See where you when asking for a heal
Don’t be rude and let out a squeel
Barbarian warriors have no union
Oompa Loompa Sirensadee Dah
If you're not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Sirensadee Do
Sirensadee Doo
Oompa Loompa Sirensadee Doo
I've got a perfect cleric for you
Oompa Loompa, Sirensadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
Drinking a lot is not the best move (unless your Rhedd)
Sazar and Andaas would never approve
Popping some pills to ease your back pain
Whiskey, roids and snort cocaine
Throw away your career
Oompa Loompa Sirensadee Dah
Given good habits you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Sirensadee Do
Oompa Loompa Sirensadee Doo
I've got a perfect cleric for you
Oompa Loompa, Sirensadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you do when your body is small? (like Rhedd)
You won't take part in a Main Event brawl
Size is the goal you want to obtain
Stick a needle in your vein
You won't be a lightweight
Oompa Loompa Sirensadee Dah
If you're not scared then you will go far.
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Sirensadee Do
Oompa Loompa Sirensadee Doo
I've got a perfect cleric for you
Oompa Loompa, Sirensadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when your gimmick is crap?
(like Rhedd does when he fizzles)
All of the crowd is taking a nap
Never a chance for a title belt run
Sit at home your feud is done
You'll just work
You'll just work
You'll just work
You'll just work
You'll just work the house shows.
Oompa Loompa Sirensadee Dah
If you're not stupid you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Sirensadee Doo
Oompa Loompa Sirensadee Doo
I've got the perfect cleric for you
Oompa Loompa, Sirensadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you do when your lifebar is up?
Sent on your way like a useless schlup
See where you when asking for a heal
Don’t be rude and let out a squeel
Barbarian warriors have no union
Oompa Loompa Sirensadee Dah
If you're not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Sirensadee Do
Sirensadee Doo
Oompa Loompa Sirensadee Doo
I've got a perfect cleric for you
Oompa Loompa, Sirensadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
Drinking a lot is not the best move (unless your Rhedd)
Sazar and Andaas would never approve
Popping some pills to ease your back pain
Whiskey, roids and snort cocaine
Throw away your career
Oompa Loompa Sirensadee Dah
Given good habits you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Sirensadee Do
Oompa Loompa Sirensadee Doo
I've got a perfect cleric for you
Oompa Loompa, Sirensadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you do when your body is small? (like Rhedd)
You won't take part in a Main Event brawl
Size is the goal you want to obtain
Stick a needle in your vein
You won't be a lightweight
Oompa Loompa Sirensadee Dah
If you're not scared then you will go far.
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Sirensadee Do
Oompa Loompa Sirensadee Doo
I've got a perfect cleric for you
Oompa Loompa, Sirensadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when your gimmick is crap?
(like Rhedd does when he fizzles)
All of the crowd is taking a nap
Never a chance for a title belt run
Sit at home your feud is done
You'll just work
You'll just work
You'll just work
You'll just work
You'll just work the house shows.
Oompa Loompa Sirensadee Dah
If you're not stupid you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Sirensadee Doo