Movie Quotes Part Duex

[Lonskils]

"I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. "

[Zeyla]

The Jerk! Classic movie...

"Maybe they couldn't figure out what what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything"

[Asuryan]

Mouse from The Matrix.

"Yeah well, that's just like, your opinion, man."

[Wresh]

The Big Lebowski...

"Does Barry Manillo know that you raid his wardrobe?"

[Lonskils]

Breakfast Club

"To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote."

[Wresh]

Caddyshack

"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!"

[Skaara]

full metal jacket.

An enlightened man would offer a weary traveler a bed for the night, and invite him to share a civilized conversation over a bowl of Cocoa Puffs.

[Wresh]

Well Skaara, I was waiting to see if anyone else knew your quote. I see no one did...

Bulletproof Monk.

"Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis..."

[Asuryan]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers."

[Zeyla]

Clerks

"I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary. "

[Wresh]

Office Space


"No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food"

[Forty]

Sixteen Candles

"Game over man, game over."

[Skaara]

Alien

"Sir, if I was building a weapon of mass destruction, you wouldn't be able to find it."

[Wresh]

The Astronaut Farmer

"Do I have to drink my own pee? No, but I do anyway, because it's sterile and I like the taste!"

[Peotr]

Dodgeball

And to correct Skaara, it was Aliens, not Alien.

[Person 1] "Are we shooting?"
[Person 2] "Are we what?"
[Person 1] "Are we shooting people or what?"
[Person 2] "Are we shooting?"
[Person 1] "That's what I'm asking you!"
[Person 2] "What's the answer?"
[Person 1] "I don't know the answer! That's what I'm trying to find out!"

[Wresh]

Three Kings

"It does not make me sound crazy, it makes me sound like "Maury Finkle, founder of Finkle Fixtures, Biggest Lighting Fixture Chain in the Southland."

[Skaara]

Thanks for setting me straight peotr :o

[Forty]

Starsky and Hutch (2004)

"... you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't. I won't. The hell I won't."

[Skaara]

McLintock

"Could you make your dining experience a little less obtrusive?"

[Lonskils]

Skaara, dude, where do you come up with these quotes....

[Forty]

Be Cool

Demonic beasts. Whatever happened to the good old simple love song? "I love you." That's what good words use. Nowadays they have to write some sickness. It's just absoultely sick and bizarre, and I'm going to do my upmost best to try and stop it now."

[Skaara]

Question:

Skaara, dude, where do you come up with these quotes....

Answer:

Be Cool

[Wresh]

[Person1]: And what's with that gay fucking look, I thought Sam was going to saunter over Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now that would have been an Academy Award worthy ending.
[Person 2]: Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
[Person 1]: And then after the Frodo and Sam suckfest, just before the credits roll, Sam straight up fucking bricks in Frodo's mouth

[Forty]

Clerks II

"You are good Earthling, but not good enough. Insert coin."

[Domathoine]

"Nightmares" and in particular... The Bishop of Battle.

"Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may. "

One of my personal favorites.

[Asuryan]

Fight Club

"Bring me everyone." "What do you mean everyone?" "EVERYONE!!!!!!!"

[Domathoine]

The Professional... I think

You can do better than that.

P1: "Just how dangerous is he?"
P2: "Compared to what? The bubonic plague?"

[Lonskils]

Woody Harelson in No Country for Old Men

"You punch in at 8:30 every morning, except you punch in at 7:30 following a business holiday, unless it's a Monday, then you punch in at 8 o'clock. Punch in late and they dock you. Incoming articles get a voucher, outgoing articles provide a voucher. Move any article without a voucher and they dock you. Letter size a green voucher, oversize a yellow voucher, parcel size a maroon voucher. Wrong color voucher and they dock you! 6787049A/6. That is your employee number. It will not be repeated! Without your employee number you cannot get your paycheck. Inter-office mail is code 37, intra-office mail 37-3, outside mail is 3-37. Code it wrong and they dock you! This has been your orientation. Is there anything you do not understand, is there anything you understand only partially? If you have not been fully oriented, you must file a complaint with personnel. File a faulty complaint and they dock you! "

[Asuryan]

P1: "Just how dangerous is he?"
P2: "Compared to what? The bubonic plague?"

I know it, but I want other ppl to play lol!

[Domathoine]

Yea, slackers. Pick up the pace.

This really makes me want to watch a good movie.

[Skaara]

I want to say hudsucker proxy.


I'll tell you what I am - I'm the damn paterfamilias You can't marry him!

[Dubb]

I know it, as well as most of the others, but I can't think of a truly good movie quote for the life of me. So someone else will have to answer. :D

[Domathoine]

Skaara: No.

O Brother Where Art Thou. Great movie.

"Oh Jesus Christ... I need a doctor, man... I can't take it man, my arm, MY FUCKING ARM!" There HAS to be a better quote from this movie, but I can't think of one for the life of me.

[Wresh]

Requiem for a Dream

[Person 1] I'm in a dry spell.
[Person 2]: To be in a dry spell you have had to be in a wet spell.
[Person 1]: I've had sex.
[Person 2]: With a human being?
[Person 1]: Who's making up all these rules?

[Skaara]

Requiem for a Dream

[Person 1] I'm in a dry spell.
[Person 2]: To be in a dry spell you have had to be in a wet spell.
[Person 1]: I've had sex.
[Person 2]: With a human being?
[Person 1]: Who's making up all these rules?


you win. post another!

[Wresh]

you win. post another!


Cebee knew it, but she never posted anything on the name of the movie.


The answer to my last one is...

Grind

[Crimsonbanshee]

We'll take the house. Honey, the chances of another plane hitting this house are astronomical. It's been pre-disastered. We're going to be safe here

[Insouciance]

World According to Garp...love that move.


"The point is there's a gulf in this country; an ever-widening abyss between the people who have stuff, and the people who don't have shit. It's like this big hole in the ground, as big as the fucking Grand Canyon, and what's come pouring out is an eruption of rage, and the rage creates violence, and the violence is real..." (should be pretty obvious)

[Wresh]

Grand Canyon



[Person 1]: So I called your house today, at two. You were still asleep, weren't you?
[Person 2]: That's an understatement.
[Person 1]: So what did you do last night? I trust my little angel didn't do anything immoral.
[Person 2]: Well, ummm... Let's see. I started by getting completely hammered drunk. It was bad. Then drove, while intoxicated, to pick up this disease-infested hooker.
[Person 1]: Uh huh...
[Person 2]: From there... uh, let's see. Me and the hooker went back to my place...
[Person 1]: The hooker and I.
[Person 2]:Excuse me. The hooker and I went back to my place and from there... God, it was just a blur of intravenous drug abuse and unprotected sex, while taking the Lord's name in vain.
[Person 1]: Dean, did you know that when Monty was a child everyone thought he was retarded?
[Person 2]: Dean, doesn't my mom look old? I mean, much older than she rightfully should?
[Person 1]: So why aren't you and Serena still together? I liked her.
[Person 2]: I don't know. I guess it got old. We had a relationship based on orgasms.
[Person 1]: Oh, how charming. You are being safe aren't you? I don't think I could handle the idea of you reproducing.
[Person 2]: Come on, mom! Of course I'm being safe. I pull out.
[Person 1]: Yes, well your father pulled out too but we've all seen the tragic end of that story.
[Person 2]: You think I wanna have kids? Absolutely not! That's why I stick to anal sex.
[Person 1]: If only I had been so lucky.

[Dubb]

Waiting...


"now a question of etiquette... as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"

[Domathoine]

Fight Club. :D

I... drink... your... milkshake. I drink it up! (Favorite line and scene from this movie)

[Insouciance]

Rofl, There Will Be Blood. :D

"I have a really large penis, so that keeps me happy."

[Domathoine]

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

P1: Just one more thing... What makes you so sure the baby is male?
P2: Don't fuck with me.

[Insouciance]

Pan's Labyrinth

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, "Oi. You can't leave that lyin' there." And the man says, "No. It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."

[Domathoine]

28 Days Later.

You know what poison is? An eight year old girl full of deceit. That's poison!

[Wresh]

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon


Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place.

[Domathoine]

Wresh: Impressive.

[Wresh]

Wresh: Impressive.

I watch a TON of movies.

[Asuryan]

Mallrats

"I give head before I give favors, and I don't give my best friends head so the chances of you getting a favor right now are pretty fuckin' slim"

[Wresh]

Go


I'm not gonna go to the end of the fucking line, who the fuck are you? I have just as much of a right to be here as any of these little skanky girls. What, am I not skanky enough for you, you want me to hike up my fucking skirt? What the fuck is your problem? I'm not going anywhere, you're just some roided out freak with a fucking clipboard. And your stupid little fucking rope! You know what, you may have power now but you are not god. You're a doorman, okay. You're a doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, so... Fuck You! You fucking fag with your fucking little faggy gloves.

[Domathoine]

Knocked Up.

Come on Wresh, you're better than that.

"The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker."

[Wresh]

There's Something About Mary

Ok....harder one for Doma.

You all wanna be looking very intently at your own belly buttons. I see a head start to rise, violence is going to ensue. Probably guessed we mean to be thieving here but what we're after is not yours. So, let's have no undue fussing.

[Domathoine]

Firefly. Blame Grant for me knowing this one, I watched it over the weekend. He kept talking about it on our trip down to Nashville.

That damn airline better not fuck us on the shingle match.

Should be an easy one for the likes of Wresh, Super Movie Watcher Man.

[Wresh]

Firefly. Blame Grant for me knowing this one, I watched it over the weekend. He kept talking about it on our trip down to Nashville.

You're close, but that is not the name of the movie.

[Wresh]

That damn airline better not fuck us on the shingle match.

Should be an easy one for the likes of Wresh, Super Movie Watcher Man.


Great movie...

Donnie Darko


I speak one. One Zero One Zero Zero. With that I could steal your money, your secrets, your sexual fantasies, your whole life. In any country, any time, any place I want. We multitask like you breathe. I couldn't think as slow as you if I tried.

[Loniel Bonewalker]

Great movie...

Donnie Darko


I speak one. One Zero One Zero Zero. With that I could steal your money, your secrets, your sexual fantasies, your whole life. In any country, any time, any place I want. We multitask like you breathe. I couldn't think as slow as you if I tried.



The Core?

[Wresh]

The Core?


You got it.

[Domathoine]

Pfft. Serenity. Whatever.

[redeemus]

The Departed

"hows your mom doin? Eah, Shes on the way out...we all are act accordingly"

[Wresh]

The Departed



Red, what movie quote are you tyrying to guess here? You were the next person to put one up.

[signia]

Red, what movie quote are you tyrying to guess here? You were the next person to put one up.

Haha... Red fails

[Wresh]

Ok, lets get this going again...New quote.



A King may move a man, a father may claim a son, but remember that even when those who move you be Kings, or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus." Or that, "Virtue was not convenient at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that.

[Domathoine]

Kingdom of Heaven. Was a little disappointed in that film.

"I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gang bang!"

[Wresh]

Saw

Too easy Doma....

I was sittin' flickin' chickens / and going through the pickins' / When suddenly these goys break down my walls / I did not even know them / and they grab me by the scrotum / And stated playing ping-pong with my balls / Oy the agony / Ooh the shame / To make your privates public for a game!


This one should be easy.....

[Dubb]

history of the world?


"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified, in this case, by an horrible cunt. Me."

[Domathoine]

Snatch?

Someone else post a quote... I don't want to run out!

[Lonskils]

A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece.

[Dubb]

Man On Fire, right? (it's always easier when the quote includes a name, I think)


- "What happened here?"
- "Plague."
- "Puh-lague?!"
- "Alllll sudden like."

[Dubb]

Yikes. Thread killer?

I will reveal the answer tomorrow. One of the greatest movies EVER. Actually, here's a second excerpt from the same movie and hint...


"Professor Rape!"
"Professor Death!"
"Professor... Anthrax."

[Loniel Bonewalker]

Yikes. Thread killer?

I will reveal the answer tomorrow. One of the greatest movies EVER. Actually, here's a second excerpt from the same movie and hint...


"Professor Rape!"
"Professor Death!"
"Professor... Anthrax."

Yellowbeard? (sp)

[Dubb]

You win. Now give us a quote.

That movie is such a classic, it's amazing to me how many movie-watchers haven't seen it.

[Lonskils]

is yellow beard the one with the guy with the map tattoo'd on his skull?

[Loniel Bonewalker]

“We are all blind men in a cave, looking for a candle that was lit 3000 years ago.”

[Lonskils]

Stigmata - Good flick

"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologise!"

[Skaara]

Stigmata - Good flick

"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologise!"


You forgot the first part. "Sheeeeeit.. You shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologize."

someone else get it.

[Dubb]

Reservoir Dogs!


"My parents make me go see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs. No popsicles. You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!"

[Loniel Bonewalker]

Reservoir Dogs!


"My parents make me go see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs. No popsicles. You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!"

Superbad

[sendain]

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?"

[Skaara]

Taxi Driver.

"Ego nunquam pronunciari mendacium! Sed ego sum homo indomitus."

[Domathoine]

Braveheart.

ATM Machine: Feed me a stray cat.

Insouciance can't answer this one.

[Lonskils]

Just bought this movie last month, batman is evil in this one!!! American Psycho.

1) You ain't pissing in somebody's pool, are you?
2) Yeah, and I'm fresh out of chlorine.

[Skaara]

Die Hard 2


"He'll do press-ups, and chin-ups. Do the snatch, clean and jerk. He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work. Such strenuous living I just don't understand. When in just seven days, oh baby, I can make you a man."

[Lonskils]

It's just a step to the left

[Wresh]

Just talked to lons about the gas price shit going on right now, so I thought this would be an excellent movie quote to throw out there....



Of all the ideas that became the United States, there's a line here that's at the heart of all the others. "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and provide new Guards for their future security."

[Trazz]

Liar, Liar!

"I'm kickin my own ass!, do you mind?"

[Wresh]

Liar, Liar!


IS that a guess for whom Trazz??

[Asuryan]

His quote was from Liar Liar. Your quote is in the tip of my brain Wresh..arghhhh!

[Wresh]

Your quote is in the tip of my brain Wresh..arghhhh!


I will give you a hint....

The quote itself is mostly right out of the Declaration of Independence.

[Skaara]

Still nobody got mine =\

[Wresh]

"He'll do press-ups, and chin-ups. Do the snatch, clean and jerk. He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work. Such strenuous living I just don't understand. When in just seven days, oh baby, I can make you a man."


Was waiting to see if anyone got this, but I will post the answer...lol

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

[Lonskils]

I gave a hint =(

[Wresh]

Just talked to lons about the gas price shit going on right now, so I thought this would be an excellent movie quote to throw out there....



Of all the ideas that became the United States, there's a line here that's at the heart of all the others. "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and provide new Guards for their future security."


You all need another hint??

[redeemus]

pfft wresh that was cake ...National Treasure

[redeemus]

heres one:

We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our... the last line is the answer

[Loniel Bonewalker]

heres one:

We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our... the last line is the answer

Independence day right before the president is about to go fight

heres one


"do you know who I am? I'm the president of the United States"

[Wresh]

"do you know who I am? I'm the president of the United States"


X-Men The Last Stand




"Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent. "

[Insouciance]

Robin Hood: Men In Tights? Pretty sure...

"The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her."

[Domathoine]

Dumb and Dumber.

You are constitutionally incapable of not shuttingthefuckup!

[Loniel Bonewalker]

X-Men The Last Stand




"Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent. "

Actually I was going with Air Force One with harrison ford but i guess that quote was in x-men as well:p

[Loniel Bonewalker]

Dumb and Dumber.

You are constitutionally incapable of not shuttingthefuckup!

A Scanner Darkly

[Wresh]

New Quote (since I did not see anyone post anything).


[Person 1]: Yeah, but remember that fat kid on "Hard Copy" with a toy gun. The cops zapped him with a taser until he went bald.
[Person 2]: And then he sued them for a million bucks when his pubes didn't grow in.
[Person 1]: Still got no hair on his balls, man.

[Loniel Bonewalker]

New Quote (since I did not see anyone post anything).


[Person 1]: Yeah, but remember that fat kid on "Hard Copy" with a toy gun. The cops zapped him with a taser until he went bald.
[Person 2]: And then he sued them for a million bucks when his pubes didn't grow in.
[Person 1]: Still got no hair on his balls, man.

Airheads?

[Lonskils]

yup adam sandler's role

[Wresh]

This should be an easy one for this group.....



"See, here's the pulse. And this is your finger, far away from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"

[Aerothas]

This should be an easy one for this group.....



"See, here's the pulse. And this is your finger, far away from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"

Brodie from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back


"I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet."

[Octavus]

Great movie. Super Troopers.

"A bunch of slap jawed faggots around here. This shit will make you a god damn sexual Tyranasaurous....just like me."

[Wresh]

Great movie. Super Troopers.

"A bunch of slap jawed faggots around here. This shit will make you a god damn sexual Tyranasaurous....just like me."


Alien vs Predator



"Ain't a son of a bitch in the world has to know we're in that pool. We'd just be a few old farts paddlin' around in that pool. Who's gonna know?"

[signia]

Cocoon =D

"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule."

[Asuryan]

Clerks.

Person 1: "It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Person 2: "Goodyear? "
Person 1: "No, the worst."

[Andaas]

Naked Gun.

Guy: Dude, this is an emergency!
Other Guy: So is this. It's a break-dancing stripper emergency!

[Loniel Bonewalker]

Naked Gun.

Guy: Dude, this is an emergency!
Other Guy: So is this. It's a break-dancing stripper emergency!

dude where's my car

[redeemus]

alot of people had to be killed for me to be me... wheres that from

[Domathoine]

The Departed

[KripDiggler]

Alien vs Predator



"Ain't a son of a bitch in the world has to know we're in that pool. We'd just be a few old farts paddlin' around in that pool. Who's gonna know?"


It was not Alien vs predator. it was trhe original Predator Jessy "The Bod" Ventura said that in the beginning on the helicoptor after offering another guy chewing tobacco.

Over riding the flow cause I pwn and caught that.

"So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime, I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost not enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door."

[Wresh]

It was not Alien vs predator. it was trhe original Predator Jessy "The Bod" Ventura said that in the beginning on the helicoptor after offering another guy chewing tobacco.



It was said in Alien vs Predator too though.....


So meh....

[Aerothas]

"So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime, I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost not enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door."


Is that from Blow? If so, damn what a great and sad movie.

[KripDiggler]

Blow is correct. Post a quote!

[KripDiggler]

"I find you very attractive. Your aggressive moves toward me indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we go through a number of platonic activities before we have sex. I'm simply proceeding with those activities. But in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible. You're gonna slap me now. "

[Skaara]

A Beautiful Mind.

Man 1: I want to see her nipples.
Lady: But this is a CHRISTMAS show.
Man 1: Well, I'm sure Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples.
Man 2: You can barely see them nipples.
Man 1: See? And these guys are REALLY looking.

[Lonskils]

Scrooged?

[Skaara]

aye, your turn Lons.

[Lonskils]

1: Why don't you just kill me?
2: Because all guests of this hotel enjoy free will.
2: You can choose to repeat this hour over and over again, or you can take advantage of our express checkout system.

[Zeyla]

1408.

"There is no charge for Awesomeness, or Attractiveness"

[redeemus]

1: 2: 2: Lons?

[Skaara]

Kung Fu Panda.


"Woman: Do you guys like Italian?
Man 1: Yes.
Man 2: No.
Man 1: Yes.
Man 2: No.
Man 1: I love italian, and so do you.
Man 2: Yes."

[Lonskils]

1: 2: 2: Lons?


Used 1 and 2 so not to use names Pete.

[KripDiggler]

" I'm your huckleberry"

[Lonskils]

Tombstone

[Lonskils]

By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?

[Skaara]

Weird Science.

Mine was Star Trek 4.

Man 1: Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties cause it's cold out there today.
Man 2: It's coooold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?
Man 1: Not hardly. And you know, you can expect hazardous travel later today with that, you know, that blizzard thing.
Man 2: That blizzard thing. That blizzard thing. Oh, well, here's the report! The National Weather Service is calling for a big blizzard thing!

[Lonskils]

Ground Hog day, I watch that movie about 4 or 5 times a year still. Such an awesomely well done movie!

1: You cannot have the Pretenders' 1st album! That's mine.
2: I bought it.
1: You did not! You can have all the Billy Joels... except The Stranger.
2: I'm taking Thriller and Mahler's ninth.
1: Kevin is so fond of Mahler.
2: I moved in with Jules.
1: Oh how nice, rommies again... No Springsteen is leaving this house! You can have all the Carly Simons.
2: You got me those for Valentine's Day. Remember?
1: You ran out on this relationship. You take the consequences.
2: I didn't run out on anything. You ran out.
1: You fucked Kevin.
2: You fucked many!
1: Nameless,faceless many!
2: I feel much better now,thanks.
1: You're not taking The Police.
2: Anyway, I didn't just fuck Kevin! I was confused and angry, and I care about him deeply.
1: Get your clothes,give me the keys and get out! Now!
2: I can't believe this is happening to us.
1: Wasted love! God, I just wish I could get it back!

[Skaara]

ground Hog Day, I Watch That Movie About 4 Or 5 Times A Year Still. Such An Awesomely Well Done Movie!

Qft

[Berae]

Ground Hog day, I watch that movie about 4 or 5 times a year still. Such an awesomely well done movie!

1: You cannot have the Pretenders' 1st album! That's mine.
2: I bought it.
1: You did not! You can have all the Billy Joels... except The Stranger.
2: I'm taking Thriller and Mahler's ninth.
1: Kevin is so fond of Mahler.
2: I moved in with Jules.
1: Oh how nice, rommies again... No Springsteen is leaving this house! You can have all the Carly Simons.
2: You got me those for Valentine's Day. Remember?
1: You ran out on this relationship. You take the consequences.
2: I didn't run out on anything. You ran out.
1: You fucked Kevin.
2: You fucked many!
1: Nameless,faceless many!
2: I feel much better now,thanks.
1: You're not taking The Police.
2: Anyway, I didn't just fuck Kevin! I was confused and angry, and I care about him deeply.
1: Get your clothes,give me the keys and get out! Now!
2: I can't believe this is happening to us.
1: Wasted love! God, I just wish I could get it back!

St Elmo's Fire

"That's a wise choice because I knew this girl who like had this crazy freak out because she took too many behavioral meds at once and she like ripped off her clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and was like, "Blah I am a kraken from the sea!""

Thread revived....again.

[Domathoine]

Juno.

I really liked that movie. :-/

Inso is barred from this one.

1: Hey man, I thought you killed yourself.

2: What?

1: I thought you killed yourself. That wasn't you?

2: No... no that wasn't me.

[Insouciance]

Inso is barred from this one.

1: Hey man, I thought you killed yourself.

2: What?

1: I thought you killed yourself. That wasn't you?

2: No... no that wasn't me.

Since no one is answering, I'll go even though I'm "barred" from answering. It's Garden State.

Doma is barred from this one.

"You took me by surprise when you let me inside of you."

[Domathoine]

/lawl

This whole barring thing sucks. Someone get good at this so Inso and I don't have to get them all.

[Lonskils]

Isn't that song lyrics?

[Domathoine]

Song lyrics in a movie, yes!

[Lonskils]

Is it that stupid cameron diaz movie?

[Domathoine]

No

[Lonskils]

Then no clue, you two must look for the least played movies ever made and watch them repeatedly.

[Forty]

Since no one is answering, I'll go even though I'm "barred" from answering. It's Garden State.

Doma is barred from this one.

"You took me by surprise when you let me inside of you."

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

[Domathoine]

Forty wins, but loses points for not adding a quote for us. :-(

[Berae]

Yeah, seriously. He killed the game... Movie Quotes Part 3 coming soon? :)

[Domathoine]

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."

[Lonskils]

Sounds like what Buffalo Bill was saying in his mirror in Silence of the Lambs.

1: Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, okay? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, okay? You following?
2: Yeah.
1: Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fuck, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?
2: What is this supposed to prove?
1: No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?
2: The man-hating dyke.
1: Good. Why?
2: I don't know.
1: [shouting] Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination!

[Forty]

Chasing Amy

1: "I didn't kill my wife."
2: "I don't care."

[Angelie]

the fugitive?

If so:
"you're so money and you don't even know it!"

[Forty]

Swingers

1: "It's a surveillance nightmare. It's the busiest terminal in London!"

[Insouciance]

Swingers

1: "It's a surveillance nightmare. It's the busiest terminal in London!"

The Bourne Supremacy

"I look for the one guy who isn't getting off, and I MAKE him get off. Actually, THAT you can print."

[Dubb]

"I look for the one guy who isn't getting off, and I MAKE him get off. Actually, THAT you can print."
Jason Lee in Almost Famous

Someone add a quote for me, please. I got nothin'

[Domathoine]

"Our bodies are prisons for our souls. Our skin and blood, the iron bars of confinement. But fear not. All flesh decays. Death turns all to ash. And thus, death frees every soul."

[Forty]

The Fountain

1: The royal penis is clean, your Highness.

[Domathoine]

First, I'm shocked you got my quote. Figured that one would be TOO obscure.

Coming to America w/ Eddie Murphy?

1: My latest work: The Devil: History and Myth - a kind of biography. It will be published next year.
2: Why the devil?
1: [laughs] I saw him one day. I was fifteen years old, and I saw him as plain as I see you now: cutaway, top hat, cane. Very elegant, very handsome. It was love at first sight.

[Aniaa]

The Fountain

1: The royal penis is clean, your Highness.

Ludacris forgot what album

[Berae]

Ludacris forgot what album
MOVIE Quote Thread.
-_-

[Sabertootth]

you wish to win stanlley's cup dont you?

[Lonskils]

I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.

[Gheltire]

Groundhog Day!

It just so happens we be Texicans. Texican is nothin' but a human man way out on a limb, this year and next. Maybe for a hundred more. But I don't think it'll be forever. Some day, this country's gonna be a fine, good place to be. Maybe it needs our bones in the ground before that time can come

[Gheltire]

bah The Searchers!

and yes that's the Texican served at Texadelphia :P



ok hrm something easier:


You know what the difference is between you and me?

I make this look good

[Lonskils]

Will Smith said this to Tommy Lee Jones upon putting on the last suit he would ever wear in Men in Black in reference to how it looked on him as opposed to Tommy Lee Jones.

"Don't put it in your pocket, sir. Don't put it in your pocket. It's your lucky quarter. "

[Skaara]

No Country for Old Men?

"No, I like to rock and roll all night and part of every day. I usually have errands, I can only rock from like one til three."

[Domathoine]

Men in Black.

Why do we always expect home to stay the same? Nothing else does.

[Lonskils]

Men in Black.

Why do we always expect home to stay the same? Nothing else does.

I believe his quote was from Role Models not sure what yours is, but his was def not men in black.

[Skaara]

I believe his quote was from Role Models not sure what yours is, but his was def not men in black.

Lons is correct.

[Domathoine]

I hit Men in Black on a refresh to an earlier quote... how was I to know you people beat me there?

[Dubb]

It helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho.
It helped Daniel get out the lion's den.
It helped Gilligaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan get off the island!

[Lonskils]

Thought it was he? And wasn't that in coming to America?

[Dubb]

Yeah, Lons.

I thought it was "it" (in reference to God's hand rather than God himself) but I could be mistaken.

[sendain]

Find a truly original idea. It is the only way I will ever distinguish myself. It is the only way I will ever matter.

what movie..

[Skaara]

A Beautiful Mind?

[sendain]

Yes you WIN :cake:

[KripDiggler]

I don't beleive all you people really know or remeber some of these quotes. I think you are cheating and googling!!!!!!

"Suck me beautiful."

[Dubb]

^ American Pie


"Guns for show, knives for a pro."

[Skaara]

I've heard that recently, but I don't recall where...

[Dubb]

I've heard that recently, but I don't recall where...
It's only from, like, the greatest movie ever.
Someone has to know it.

"Guns for show, knives for a pro."

[Berae]

^ American Pie


"Guns for show, knives for a pro."
Its my forum sig.....and has been for like 5 months now, lol

"I don't think it's nice, you laughing. You see, my mule doesn't like people laughing, he gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it."

[Skaara]

Its my forum sig.....and has been for like 5 months now, lol



That would be where I saw it... /facepalm

[Loniel Bonewalker]

"I don't think it's nice, you laughing. You see, my mule doesn't like people laughing, he gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it."


Some clint eastwood movie, im pretty sure its him that said that.

[Berae]

"I don't think it's nice, you laughing. You see, my mule doesn't like people laughing, he gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it."


Dirty harry? or some clint eastwood movie, im pretty sure its him that said that.
Still gotta actually name the movie :) And why would Dirty Harry have a mule mentioned in it? O.o

[Loniel Bonewalker]

Still gotta actually name the movie :) And why would Dirty Harry have a mule mentioned in it? O.o

fine then, its fist full of dollars should at least get half credit :o.

[Lonskils]

"Men were real men, women were real women, and small, furry creatures
from Alpha Centauri were real small, furry creatures from Alpha
Centauri. Spirits were brave, men boldly split infinitives that no man
had split before. Thus was the Empire forged."
</pre>

[Berae]

Now Lons, its that other kid's turn, no cutting in line :)

[Loniel Bonewalker]

"Men were real men, women were real women, and small, furry creatures
from Alpha Centauri were real small, furry creatures from Alpha
Centauri. Spirits were brave, men boldly split infinitives that no man
had split before. Thus was the Empire forged."

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.


"So what I'm gonna do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk and bend over and take it way up the tailpipe!"

[Nexten]

"So what I'm gonna do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk and bend over and take it way up the tailpipe!"

Liar Liar

[Aerothas]

"Lets see... You were my.... Three-thousand-something..."

"Should'a worn a condom..."

[Sabertootth]

grandmas boy?

[Sabertootth]

"Contact - Joy stick back - Sailing through the blue Gallant sons of the 99th - Brown men tried and true We are the Heroes of the night - To hell with the Axis might FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Fighting 99th. Rat-tat, Rat-tat-tat - Down in flames they go The withering fire of the 99th - sends them down below We are the Heroes of the night - To hell with the Axis might FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Fighting 99th. Drink-k up-p, Drain your cup-p - To those daring men (To those daring men) Flying torch of flame, Oh GOD-D - Red White and Blue - Amen. For-r We-e Ar-re - Heroes of the ninth To Hell with the Axis might FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Fighting 99th

WINGS!!"

yes this is a movie quote and a song at the same time u get 2 for one MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Nexten]

tuskegee airmen


This should be easy but it's funny as hell in the movie

"Thuglife (racks a shotgun)"

[Sabertootth]

Super bad

"When your down and low"
"Lower than the floor"
"And you feel like you aint got a chance"

[Sabertootth]

im retarded superbad= pineaple express i hate it when i know somethign btu say the wrong thing

[Sabertootth]

ok its been almost a month since someone as responded
it was the pacifier
"This here is my sanctuary all the turmoil in the world is stopped here here all there is is football"

[Lonskils]

Remember the Titans

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why God? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off".

[Sabertootth]

Im Pretty sure this is a Trick Question

Its a Quote from Stephen King that has no movie

SO i say MY TURN AGAIN

"(insert name here) you cant expect to live each day and a lawyer and a judge and jury by night"

[Lonskils]

Seeing as you just googled it and have never seen the movie "Needful Things" I'd have to say you are banned from this thread.

[Gheltire]

ooh thats from the movie "Z-Snap: Nu uh she di'int"

[Sabertootth]

i win you loose?

[Kurbi]

Sho’Nuff: Am I the meanest?
Gang: Sho’Nuff!
Sho’Nuff: Am I the prettiest?
Gang: Sho’Nuff!
Sho’Nuff: Am I the baddest mo-fo, low-down, around this town?
Gang: Sho’Nuff!
Sho’Nuff: Well, who am I?
Gang: Sho’Nuff!
Sho’Nuff: Who am I?
Gang: Sho’Nuff!
Sho’Nuff: I can’t hear you!
Gang: Sho’Nuff!
Sho’Nuff: The Shogun of Harlem!

[Lonskils]

The Last Dragon. I loved that movie!!! Didn't his parents have a placed called Nacho Mammas? HAHAHAA!!

[Kurbi]

DING! it was on the other day. but i forgot what the place is called. it was something funny like that.

[Berae]

"I'm building a man flying kite, and I'm writing a book on contract bridge."

[Sabertootth]

Now Lons, its that other kid's turn, no cutting in line :)


its lons turn this time berae NO CUTTING!!!!!!!!

IRONY FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!

[Berae]

The line dispersed!

[Sabertootth]

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have more responsibility here than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. I know deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you don't want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then question the manner in which I provide it. I prefer you said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand to post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

[Berae]

Thought you were banned from this thread :)

[Lonskils]

he is

[Sabertootth]

WHAT? get over it. i am still posting here! it is my turn! ANSWER OR LOSE!

[Lonskils]

banned again

[Sabertootth]

still here

[Lonskils]

That's what you think, the only people that can see your posts are myself and berea.

[Forty]

That's what you think, the only people that can see your posts are myself and berea.

No...it's that he posted a wall of text from "A Few Good Men" that any newb knows....one or two lines yes, not an entire scene.

[Lonskils]

Dang it Forty I was about to have fun making him think he was only making posts no one could see!!

[Aerothas]

No...it's that he posted a wall of text from "A Few Good Men" that any newb knows....one or two lines yes, not an entire scene.
I know this one... It's "Sabertootth Can't Write A Grammatically Correct Sentence: A True Story of a Botard"?

[Sabertootth]

Sticks and stones.....sticks and stones

[Lonskils]

Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!

[Aerothas]

seriously? No one? ORGASMO! Trey Parker & Matt Stone rock.

"I'm gonna rock out with my cock out and you're gonna jam out with your clam out it's gonna be magical".

[Domathoine]

Harold and Kumar 2.

"I'm not feeling! He is the one who's feeling!"

[Domathoine]

Bump.

[Lonskils]

It is Christan Bale, but I cannot place the movie was it American Psycho?

[Domathoine]

No. It was actually Bale's adversary who said it while being hauled off with Bale watching in Equilibrium.

[Lonskils]

Well there you go!

[Domathoine]

Yup! So post a new quote already.

[Lonskils]

Film everything

[Sabertootth]

REC/Quarantine (hot chick that is the news reporter!

I WIN

I WIN

I WIN

ok here comes the quote.

P1: PUT THAT CAMERA AWAY!

P2 NO!

P1 If you dont i will break it!

P2 Film EVERYTHING!

[Domathoine]

Weren't you banned from playing in the movie quotes saber...?

[Sabertootth]

Yes, but I lifted that ban by posting a grammatically correct sentence 6 times in a row!

[Lonskils]

banned again

[Sabertootth]

YOU DELETED MY GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT SENTENCE!!! asdfasdf <--- caps prevention FTW!

[Lonskils]

oh it isn't deleted. I just made it so no one can see it.

[Sabertootth]

well anyways noone has guessed my movie. so HAH! I IS THE WIN!

[Lonskils]

You didn't put up a quote. You quoted the same movie I did.

[Sabertootth]

LOL! i know thats the funny !!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I am a GENIUS!!!!

[Berae]

Saber, you're the killer of this thread.

[Sabertootth]

lol

-that is all.

[Lonskils]

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face— forever

[Berae]

I know its George Orwell, so I'm guessing the movie 1984 :)
I heard it somewhere recently, just not sure where. Maybe it was something on PBS >.>

[Berae]

"Well, in all honesty, I don't feel that what I've done is a crime, and I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to prison. Because, when you think about it, what did I really do? I crossed an imaginary line with a bunch of plants. I mean, you say I'm an outlaw, you say I'm a thief, but where's the Christmas dinner for the people on relief? Huh? You say you're looking for someone who's never weak but always strong, to gather flowers constantly whether you are right or wrong, someone to open each and every door, but it ain't me, babe, huh? No, no, no, it ain't me, babe. It ain't me you're looking for, babe. You follow?"

[darkestwrath]

"Well, in all honesty, I don't feel that what I've done is a crime, and I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to prison. Because, when you think about it, what did I really do? I crossed an imaginary line with a bunch of plants. I mean, you say I'm an outlaw, you say I'm a thief, but where's the Christmas dinner for the people on relief? Huh? You say you're looking for someone who's never weak but always strong, to gather flowers constantly whether you are right or wrong, someone to open each and every door, but it ain't me, babe, huh? No, no, no, it ain't me, babe. It ain't me you're looking for, babe. You follow?"

Great movie, that would be Blow

[darkestwrath]

Good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County, and State of New York, I order you to cease any, and all, supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.

[Domathoine]

Ghost Busters. Slackers.

Is blow really that good? I haven't seen it... I always figured Johnny Depp couldn't have been in a better drug movie than Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

"I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?"

[Phaera]

Evil Dead.. 2?

[Domathoine]

You got it, but you failed the secondary part of the game, which is to provide another quote...!

[Phaera]

Oh fuck that. :)


Would you like a Cadillac car?
Or a guest shot on Jack Paar?
How about a date with Hedy Lamarr?
You can get it.

[Domathoine]

Little Shop of Horrors!!

My college put on a production of that not long ago, was excellent.

"You wanna hit me? I would love it if you hit me! I'm married to a Jew, I've got nothing to lose!"

[Phaera]

Little Shop of Horrors is like one of my all time favorite movies, up there with Goonies and Spaceballs. :D

[Lonskils]

Hamlet 2 (May there never be a Hamlet 3)

"A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark."

[Domathoine]

I'll admit I had to cheat on this one, so I won't answer.

:-/

[Sabertootth]

oooooooo i know this!
ann something.

I think Annie Hallway or somethig like that.

[Lonskils]

You know that movie quote about as much as I know what life is like on a planet 100 light years away. You googling smoocher.

[Berae]

Well, would you believe me if I said it was Annie Hall? :)