View Full Version : Seahawks fan gos to far

09-26-2008, 11:31 PM

The following is the Seahawks post in full, there is a picture, but I'm not gonna put that here.

A Giants fan went home on 9/11 and told his wife that he almost died. "My buddy Stan and I were running toward one tower after the other one fell, he said, "But then Stan got hit by a jumper! Thirty seconds later, the north tower collapsed. If Stan didn't get hit, we both would have been goners!"
The Giants fan's wife turned to him and said, "Is this going to be a long story?"
Q: What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones' head when he was working on the World Trade Center's 90th floor?
A: The 91st floor.
Q: What's the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
A: Their ankles.
Did you hear the one about American Airlines new deal? They’ll fly you straight from the airport to the office.
Q: What is the New York City Fire Department's favorite song?
A: "It's Raining Men"
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"It's.... Oh shit, it IS a plane!"
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock knock!!
Knock knock who?
Knock knock knocked all your towers down!
Q: What's Al Qaida's favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets
Q: What does WTC stand for?
A: What Trade Centre?
Q: What's 9 divided by 11 divided by 01?
A: A good investment in real estate. (A temporary dip in the price of downtown real estate, followed by an almost 100% increase over the next five years.)
Q: What color were Mohammed Atta's eyes?
A: Blue. One blue this way, the other blue that way!
Q: What's the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?
A: Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it intersects a plane.
Have you heard about the decision about the memorial at the WTC site?
The city decided to go with an open park and the worlds largest franchise of the "International House of Pancakes!"
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Nobody knows since they keep jumping out the window when it gets too hot!
Q: How long does it take to reach the ground from 107 stories up?
A: The rest of your life!
Well, 9/11 sure proves one thing... New Yorkers can really come together in a crunch!
Last edited by Mason on Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:10 pm; edited 1 time in total
Q: How many Giants fans died in 9/11?
A: Who the F cares?

Some responses to post from other fans:

"wow! those are great!"
"Dont get your panties in a knot, they are just jokes...obviously there is more than one person in the united states who has written/read these jokes, so dont point fingers that we are the insesitive ones."
"I kind of like it, because now New Yorkers dont think they are so invincible anymore.

09-27-2008, 04:24 AM
Id say that goes above and beyond...

Absolutely sickening.

09-27-2008, 04:40 PM
Wow...I'm glad people think that's something to fucking joke about.

Maybe it'd be funny if i grabbed my rifle and walked around blasting people. I could make a nice little game of it like only shoot little kids in the head and adults in the stomach so they bleed out slowly..