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Lonskils
10-04-2008, 05:48 PM
If Corn oil comes form corn, what does baby oil come from.
Berae
10-04-2008, 05:56 PM
Where's the picture? O.o
Beelzebubs
10-04-2008, 06:00 PM
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

What's the youngest you can die of old age?

If shampoo comes in so many colors, why is the lather on your head always white?
Lonskils
10-04-2008, 06:21 PM
IF a vegetable goes into a coma, do they call it a human?
Phaera
10-04-2008, 06:59 PM
Why do you drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?
Aniaa
10-04-2008, 07:34 PM
Lawl... this is why I love Hoss!! :rolleyes:
Phaera
10-04-2008, 08:09 PM
Another one!

Why is it called taking a crap, when you're actually leaving one? :rolleyes:
Lonskils
10-04-2008, 09:19 PM
How does the guy that drives a snow plow get to work when it snows.
Berae
10-05-2008, 05:58 AM
How does the guy that drives a snow plow get to work when it snows.
The only one so far that I don't know the answer for and wouldn't know where to look it up :)
Lonskils
10-05-2008, 09:06 AM
When you choke a Smurf, what color do they turn?
Octavus
10-05-2008, 09:38 AM
If black is the absence of color and White is the presence of ALL colors, then why is it when I mix all the crayons together I get a poo color.

*Color = Colour - Don't want to confuse beezle.
Nexten
10-05-2008, 10:42 AM
When you choke a Smurf, what color do they turn?

rofl good one
Beelzebubs
10-05-2008, 10:51 AM
If black is the absence of color and White is the presence of ALL colors, then why is it when I mix all the crayons together I get a poo color.

*Color = Colour - Don't want to confuse beezle.

The only thing you confuse me with is your gender.
Octavus
10-05-2008, 05:03 PM
The only thing you confuse me with is your gender.

I'm a lesbian trapped inside a male body.
Sabertootth
10-05-2008, 08:07 PM
when people say thats the greatest thing since sliced bread what did they say b4 sliced bread?
Lonskils
10-05-2008, 09:58 PM
when people say thats the greatest thing since sliced bread what did they say b4 sliced bread?

omg you fucking stole that from me you little bastard.
Zeyla
10-05-2008, 10:12 PM
Rapeseed oil = Canola Oil?

I guess its better than Rape Oil
Beelzebubs
10-06-2008, 03:09 AM
How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?

If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
Rennys
10-06-2008, 10:50 AM
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?


Lingerie is popular since lust is NOT blind.
Octavus
10-06-2008, 11:26 AM
Wierd sayings:

1. "Do I make you Randy?" -- Who the fuck is Randy and why is he such a pimp?
2. "I just need a little hair of the dog" --- Why would dog hair cure my hangover?
3. "Lets be Frank" --- Again who the fuck is Frank, is he the most honest and upfront person ever to grace the planet?
4. "Take it with a grain of salt" -- Is that to make it easier to swallow, I'd prefer some fresh crushed pepper. (That ones for you Krip)
5. "Stop the Tom foolery" --- Right up there with Randy and Frank.
Aniaa
10-06-2008, 11:29 AM
Lmfao!
Sabertootth
10-06-2008, 04:04 PM
b4 lightbulbs what did people put over there heads when they got an idea?