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Torrid
07-08-2001, 07:47 AM
Hi. Following is why we own you, and your daddy too.

Saturday, July 7th Sleeper's Tomb ownage. Nanzata slain with no deaths. Any guild that brags they can kill Nanzata with no deaths might as well brag they can kill the fucking ghoul lord with no deaths. But I do it anyway.

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<I>Risk vs reward folks: no risk and shit reward!</I>
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Next, we encounter a dragon that takes an ounce of skill to slay. Luckily we mustered up enough to do the job. Only a few deaths.

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<I>Grats Zyklan on your hammer</I>
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And for the finalee, we kill this Lasomb-channeling dragon without exploiting like last time! Neat huh?

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<I>My favorite line in EQ. Right before "die like the fool you are"</I>
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<I>Sceptres: They arn't just for enchanters anymore</I>
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See this? This is the best weapon ever dropped on the Druzzil Ro server. This weapon, which is nothing more than a long series of binary code, saved on a magnetic patter, owns you and your entire family tree combined. We should charge you admission just for viewing the screenshot, because this weapon > you so much.

Have a nice day