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Beelzebubs
01-28-2009, 01:24 AM
Toothy raccoon bit off manhood
Published: 26 Jan 2009


Source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece


<roottag> A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.
“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.
“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."



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Octavus
01-28-2009, 04:47 AM
Who has sex with raccoons. Seriously.

Nexten
01-28-2009, 08:40 AM
When raccoons try to get on our back porch, Momma just chase 'em off with a broom.

Berae
01-28-2009, 01:07 PM
When raccoons try to get on our back porch, Momma just chase 'em off with a broom.
I was thinking that when I read the thread title, lol

sendain
01-31-2009, 01:20 PM
Rofl

Aindayen
02-01-2009, 06:35 PM
I guess fun is different in other countries...

Ain