Official Power Level Thread

[Sabertootth]

PL extrordinaire

[Sabertootth]

where is my PL buddy?

[Sabertootth]

i dont like talking to myself.....

[Sabertootth]

i know what imn goign to say b4 i say it

[Sabertootth]

its almost like being a precog!

[Sabertootth]

except i dont get to swim all day

[Sabertootth]

someone post please....

[Stosh]

I like farting in crowded elevators.

[Sabertootth]

i dont like seeming like im talking to my self

[Sabertootth]

i like farting in crowded elevators.
me to!

[Sabertootth]

someone else post please....

[Angelie]

OMG ST - get a damn phone with 3G capability!

[Angelie]

I think I'm inlove with ST's PLing power! :love:

[Lonskils]

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[Stosh]

I like vagina.

[Sabertootth]

i second that

[Stosh]

I like titties.

[Sabertootth]

i second that also

[Sabertootth]

i like the brunettes

[Sabertootth]

blondes are nice too but too ditsy for me

[Sabertootth]

noone want to post with me :(

[Sabertootth]

i feel sad..... :(

[Stosh]

Draenei women use all three inputs.

[Octavus]

I drank too much last night. 10 beers + 3 hours sleep = Octasludge. I only have 10 more hours of work to go... I should have called in dead.

[Stosh]

Euphemisms for vagina:

Pussy

[Stosh]

Twat

[Stosh]

Snatch

[Octavus]

Cunt Ya I said it.

[Octavus]

Camel toe.

[Octavus]

box

[Octavus]

gash

[Stosh]

snapper

[Stosh]

cootch

[Stosh]

poontang

[Octavus]

VaJayJay

[Octavus]

Meat curtains

[Octavus]

Sperm recepticle

[Lonskils]

cum dumpster

[Aindayen]

WTF~

Ain

[Aindayen]

So coming back from GA I hit a deer. Was moving my grandmother up so we can take care of her. FUCK DEER.

Hitting something at 70 mph is lots of fun...

Ain

[Lonskils]

So coming back from GA I hit a deer. Was moving my grandmother up so we can take care of her. FUCK DEER.

Hitting something at 70 mph is lots of fun...

Ain


Ain is this you?

YouTube - Race Car Hits Deer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGJ0fJN10YY)

[Angelie]

Meat Curtains is an awesome term!

[Domathoine]

Ang loves to part the meat curtains with his meat on a stick.

[Angelie]

Ang loves to part the meat curtains with his meat on a stick.

It's a short stick sir but a stick nonetheless!! :love:

[Domathoine]

I'd think the quality of the meat was more important than the size of the stick. After all, thats what is getting eaten.

[Angelie]

Yeah - just call me Cut Restaurant here in Beverly Hills. Wagyu Kobe beef is the most expensive, smallest, but yummiest piece of lumpia you can order!

[Octavus]

mmm kobi beef. That may cure this aweful debilitating hangover that has been hexed onto me by the gods of overindulgence.

[Octavus]

What did the Sadist say to the Masochist?

[Octavus]

No!

[Angelie]

Nothing - he just moaned?

[Octavus]

The answer is he said NO. Get it? Think about it...

[Octavus]

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The joke made me laugh my ass off last night, but then again I have a warped sense of humor.

[Angelie]

That and you're not sharing your massive orgies :( /sad panda

[Angelie]

Orgies...It's what's for dinner?

[Angelie]

Or breakfast?? :wink:

[Angelie]

Lunch maybe instead?

[Angelie]

BRUNCH!! 2 birds with one stone!

[Angelie]

Well - it's also the meal of poor blokes like me!! :cry:

[Angelie]

Power Leveling is what's for BRUNCH!

[Angelie]

Well I do have thai food left over!! :smile:

[Angelie]

Looks like the Doctor Oct is working!

[Angelie]

Hmmm frozen pad thai noodles that wasn't suppose to be frozen is not so the best!

[Angelie]

I wonder if I'm more of a sadist or a masochist or both...

[Angelie]

Sleep and Sex deprived! or maybe just sleep deprived :wink:

[Angelie]

Super SAW!!

[Angelie]

Off to Lunch!

[Domathoine]

MM lunch. MM thai food.

Ang, I'll go with sleep deprived.

[Angelie]

Do you like just regular chicken or white meat chicken only?! :wink:

[Stosh]

The more you talk, the less you say.

[Angelie]

The more you talk, the less you say.

That's a good thing.

[Angelie]

Fortunately - this thread has no implications on my performance in our raids.

[Angelie]

PS
It's awesome this forum has a built in ignore system so you can ignore my bullshit, non substantial postings!! :beer:

[Angelie]

Octavus - stop hogging all the liquor!!

[Stosh]

I can tie my own shoes now.

[Angelie]

That's awesome!

[Angelie]

Oct - I'm wearing a pink tie and pink dress shirt!! Come sex me pls!

[Angelie]

Renshin - untie me baby!

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_GQUqCSPB9Pg/Si2C991qZ1I/AAAAAAAAABI/UiTxbvvyPr4/s512/Pink.jpg

[Angelie]

Just like how I like my steak...where is Renshin's pink lumpia!?! :kiss:

[Angelie]

Renshin - don't forget ... you will start to light up as you get closer to church! :wink:

[renshin]

I was a holy paladin once :)

[renshin]

Renshin - untie me baby!

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_GQUqCSPB9Pg/Si2C991qZ1I/AAAAAAAAABI/UiTxbvvyPr4/s512/Pink.jpg

Nice tie. Very impressive you can pull off a pink tie. I don't recommend it thought as it conveys the wrong message.

[Angelie]

Maybe!! But I get hit on more by the ladies when I wear the pink tie and shirt over my sexy Johnny Cash outfit (all black) :love:

[Angelie]

Renshin we need to do arenas today!!!

[Angelie]

Renshin - post the pink between your butt cracks! :kiss:

[Stosh]

Do twinkees ever go stale?

[Angelie]

Never! bwahahaha

[Angelie]

What's the best tasting cheap beer out there? I want to drink beer but don't want to spend $7 for a bottle like I do when I buy "Chimay"

[Angelie]

Damn Renshin - Don't spec Holy!! Stay Ret!!

[Angelie]

Has anyone tried Power Plate yet?

[Octavus]

Henry weinhards is the best cheap beer imo... I just whacked off to the picture of your tie. HAWT

[Stosh]

Lick the alphabet.

[renshin]

Damn Renshin - Don't spec Holy!! Stay Ret!!

I was pawning the meters last night. Ask Rennys!

[Angelie]

Does that mean Valdis is beating you in healing meters through his JoLight again?

[renshin]

Does that mean Valdis is beating you in healing meters through his JoLight again?

After the first two wipes. I realized that I didnt put my points into Holy :D.
So yes Valdis did beat me. However, I stay pretty consistent at 4th on the healing meter with my lack luster gear and utilizing my jolight.

I also killed the dispel chart during phase 2 ask Rennys. I might go back to ret until I can get all the enchants on my holy gear. We will see...

[Angelie]

Well - unless you're willing to destroy and cut off branches...you're not allowed to heal!! :love:

[Angelie]

We need to have like dispel meter gold rewards especially since Rennys can't dispel so it's like sure money for us Renshin!! :kiss:

[Angelie]

As long as we don't have meters on decurse and remove poison!

[Domathoine]

Ang, are you bringing up the rear again?

I mean that literally, of course.

[Angelie]

Rears are gewd! :smile:

[Angelie]

Who wants to touch Zeph's rear?!

[Angelie]

Mountain bikes

[Octavus]

skateboards

[Octavus]

Dolphins and humans are the only animals that have sex for fun. Peotr can have the sheep and goats, I'm getting me some flipper sex.

YouTube - Funny Dolphin LoL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rxCWpUqE_o&NR=1)

[Angelie]

I can't watch flipper sex! not working!

[Angelie]

sex on the beach :cocktail:

[Angelie]

Sleepy day again!

[Angelie]

ZZZzzzzzZzZzz - 1.5 hour naps are great! But I'm still sleepy :(

[Octavus]

I can't watch flipper sex! not working!

Your work must block beastiality videos.

[Angelie]

Renshin cuddle with me

[Angelie]

I just saw it right now - it wasn't working earlier. But I did get horny!

[Angelie]

Someone safe me...

[Angelie]

work work work WoRk Wrk Werk Whork Werrrrrkkkk!!

[Angelie]

Edi 832

[Aindayen]

JFC ang...

Ain

[Octavus]

Jesus has nothing to do with it.

Ange lie with me.

[Octavus]

I need to stop drinking on school nights.

[Octavus]

I need to start going to school again so I can stop drinking on school nights.

[Octavus]

I need to stop drinking at watering holes with hot sexually confused girls enticing me with their never gonna happen blow jobs and make believe love. Sex is da devil. This has been brought to you by the association of Men who don't know no better. "AMWDKNB"

[Octavus]

Wake up Power levelers!

[Angelie]

Im Awake!! I was waiting for the morning sex and pretending to still be asleep just so u can sex me!

[renshin]

read our private message sloot.

[Angelie]

Today is a slow sleepy day

[Angelie]

And my internet on the other PC is broken and I can't run my reports...

[Angelie]

Apparently I caught a virus...qbotqawqv.exe

And the only website I was looking at before I got locked out by networking was Hossguild.org/forums :(

[Octavus]

I secksd you and you got a virus? Damn I need to watch that.

[Sabertootth]

I finaly found someone with a iPhone I can now communicate with the true nerds of the world I is a lifegaurd now I can saves you and I can swim 100 yards in under 20 seconds to save you I b pro

[Octavus]

I can now sleep well at night knowing that Captain Saberteef is patrolling the waters in a speedo.

[Angelie]

haha saberteef

[Angelie]

Clump-A virus as well... :cry:

[Angelie]

Saberteef = M Phelps?

[Lonskils]

Saber's at boyscout camp for the next 5 weeks.

[Octavus]

Ill say it again....You don't need teef to enjoi my beef....

[Sabertootth]

Ill say it again....You don't need teef to enjoi my beef....

My "teef" are not for your "beef" they Are teeth meant for my girlfriend


And angelie I will save you anyday

[Octavus]

My "teef" are not for your "beef" they Are teeth meant for my girlfriend


And angelie I will save you anyday

What does your Girlfriend do with your teeth? I feel like I'm missing out on some real kinky stuff...

[Sabertootth]

U r missing out oct

[Sabertootth]

Saberteef = M Phelps?

Yes this is true

[Andriana Duskrose]

OH HAY GUYS! /Hugz

[Octavus]

OH HAY GUYS! /Hugz

Welcome to the orgy. We are waiting on the hot chicks to arrive. They should be here any minute....

[Octavus]

RAWR! Wake up you lazy ass slackers. The day isn't getting any younger. A bunch of slap jaw skallywaggs! YARRRRR!!

[Angelie]

I'm at ihops treating my nephew

[Sabertootth]

Anglie.
I want Ihop

i will safe you

[Sabertootth]

ang where is u?

[Sabertootth]

i need someone to talk to

[Sabertootth]

must facilitate my talking needs i only get access to a iphone about ice a day.
I need someone to talk to

[Sabertootth]

you guys suck at spamming.

[Aindayen]

Seriously Ang, where have you been?

Ain

[Domathoine]

^

See: Renshin's lumpia

[Sleepie]

^

See: Renshin's lumpia

wut j00 doin in here?

[Domathoine]

Commentin on the absurd and unusual, what else?

[Sleepie]

what have you been up to?

[Domathoine]

Lots of tennis and sweating for money. The usual.

Believe it or not, I have both a car and a license now!

[Lonskils]

The roadways and just that little bit less safe now. Stay out of Kentucky!!!

[Octavus]

Why should he stay out of Kentucky? They let 12 year olds behind the wheel don't they?

[Sleepie]

Believe it or not, I have both a car and a license now!

haha me tooooooooooo!

[Sabertootth]

i am not good at politics.

[Sabertootth]

who wants to play PL our post count im your host saber!!

[Octavus]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f394/Eidolon31/threadofdoom.gif

Fuck Epic I'm Legendary!

[Sabertootth]

this is 10 % luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain and 100% reason to not make fun of my spelling and grammatical mistakes

[Octavus]

this is 10 % luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain and 100% reason to not make fun of my spelling and grammatical mistakes

You need to capitalize the first letter of the first word in your sentence and also add a period at the end. Commas are also commonly used in english writing. The following is a slight critique of your statement. I won't get into how little it makes sense.

This is 10 % luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain and 100% reason to not make fun of my spelling and grammatical mistakes.

[Octavus]

Don't worry Swordincisor, it is not your fault that you don't know how to spell or use proper grammer. It is the fault of modern education, reliance on technology (spell check) and the slow de-evolution of the human race.

:D

[Allara]

Swordincisor

Ahaha...

[Octavus]

Saber you know I only give you hell cause I care. :kiss:

[Sabertootth]

Saber you know I only give you hell cause I care. :kiss:


If your going through hell, keep on moving, don't slow down. Face that fire. Keep on moving, you might get out before ocatvus knows your there!!!!!!!

[Angelie]

PS - Im bored and sleepy and xxxxx!!

[Sabertootth]

HELLOO ANGIE!

this post was dead and you revived it YAY!!!!!!!

[Angelie]

I am a priest after all!! (well PIB!! Priest in Break!)

[Kallaill]

Wut the duece?!

[Sabertootth]

Stewie is much better then me at arts and crafts and the guitar. i have no friends

[Angelie]

Kallmoo - sex pls

[KripDiggler]

Angmooooooooooo

I miss joooooooooooooo

[Angelie]

Then we need to plan a trip to NY or your brother's place up in NorCal!!

[KripDiggler]

Oct just did a week stint here so I gotta go out west to return the favor!

I want to aim for just after christmas I should be ina good finacial state around then and off from classes.

If not then DEF spring break!!!!

So ang do you have the cure for my asian fever????!

[Zeyla]

I can neither confirm or deny if there was a recent angmoo siting at Disneyland

[Angelie]

Where was my invite when Oct went to visit you?! I want to knock 2 bro's with one cock if possible!!! And Oct is an easier trip for me as it hits Zeyla as well ;)

PS
Z - that was just a Angmoo look alike! I mean comon - Someone said that Angmoo was with some girl and everyone knows I only like schlongs!

[Octavus]

I'm back in Cali. I need a damn vacation from my vacation.

[Domathoine]

Free bump?

Also, I joined mIRC this evening (not that I expected anyone to be on this late...), and the chanserv message says #hoss is back to its original owner...

Did we lose this channel?

[Aindayen]

Yep

Ain

[Andaas]

Yeah, I got tired of idling there alone, hehe.

[Domathoine]

Lame. :-(

[Aerothas]

Test post from my new android phone. This is freaking awesome!

[Domathoine]

I really want one of those. :-/

[Maegwin]

Me too - I wonder if I can get it cheaper than 199 with my upgrade credit.

[Domathoine]

I'm on the wrong carrier, so I'll have to sell my soul and wait for someone to unlock it in order to get one.

[Angelie]

Android > iPhone ?

[Domathoine]

From everything I've seen and my own personal opinion, yes.

Then again, I don't really prefer the iphone... so maybe I'm too biased.

[Aerothas]

Me too - I wonder if I can get it cheaper than 199 with my upgrade credit.

It's $300 before the $100 rebate.

$200 for new 2 year contract and $150 if you're upgrading (after rebate of course). So far this phone is fucking AWESOME. I'm still playing around with it. When I went to buy it this morning the guy at the Verizon Wireless store said they got it last week and he's been playing with it ever since. Oh yeah, and this salesman had an iPhone before this went live and absolutely loves it.

[Aerothas]

OH YEAH... the Turn by Turn directions (GPS/Google Maps and Satellite view) almost made me poop myself... It's just amazing.. Free app that comes with the phone and its in "BETA".... I know other phones can do this but I guarantee you it's not as good as this.

You press a button for voice recognition search:

I say: "Walgreens" It finds the nearest Walgreens to my location via Google.
I click on Find directions and it automatically starts guiding me by audio.

That alone just blew my mind. And I'm just getting started with this thing

[Angelie]

So what are the top 3 things that makes this better than the iPhone? (excluding providers - just the gadget itself)

[Andaas]

I believe the Android mobile platform will beat the iPhone given the proper hardware. The previously released Android handsets (on T-Mobile) were trash made by HTC; now that Motorola has released this new hardware, perhaps the platform can finally come into its own.

[Octavus]

Please keep any and all serious discussion out of my powerlevel thread. This was created by the betterness to curb our ranting about anything and everything that is irrelevant.

I like boobs.

Octavusprime

[Domathoine]

Isn't your request a relevant statement and thus you've broken your own code of ethics.

You've failed your own thread, Octavusprime. Time for your demise.

[Octavus]

Isn't your request a relevant statement and thus you've broken your own code of ethics.

You've failed your own thread, Octavusprime. Time for your demise.

I hate you and all that you stand for! Damn you and your logic! I still like boobs.

[Domathoine]

Oh me too, definitely.

You'll have to do better than that, Doc. Oct.

[Angelie]

:love:

[Octavus]

Oh me too, definitely.

You'll have to do better than that, Doc. Oct.

Just the thought of you makes me want to kick kittens into woodchippers.

[Phaera]

Just the thought of you makes me want to kick kittens into woodchippers.

Head first.

[Domathoine]

Glad I inspire such strong emotional responses, even if they are negative. :-)

[Phaera]

*pats* :D

[Octavus]

:unlove: I miss your tight ass doma!

[Octavus]

Better misses your small penis.

[Domathoine]

Are you sure it isn't the other way around?

[Angelie]

Dum dee Dum!

[Angelie]

Doma

[Domathoine]

Ang!

[Octavus]

Rawr!

[Thlayli]

mmm hmmm

[Angelie]

Krip!

Thl!!

[Angelie]

Hlep!

[Octavus]

krip!

Thl!!
i'm not krip!!!!!! Stupid renshin.

[Angelie]

Oct - We need to get wasted up north!

[Thlayli]

Oct - We need to get wasted up north!

How far north... I'm in Seattle :)

[KripDiggler]

Krip!

Thl!!

how did i get dragged into this??!?

[Octavus]

We need to get your post count up.

[Octavus]

Oct - We need to get wasted up north!

Indeed. Come play in SAC! Hell SF if you want to dress up in your drag.

[Octavus]

How far north... I'm in Seattle :)

Seattle now THAT is North...

[Octavus]

I learned my power leveling from Renshin and Angelie. What a bunch of whores.

[Domathoine]

You've still got much work to do, apprentice Oct.

[Angelie]

Mmmm - someone called me a whore?! Thanks! :love:

[Angelie]

Whores! Wake up and PL now!

[Thlayli]

how did i get dragged into this??!?

Krip: You know how!

Ang: I can't Hlep you... you are beyond Hlep!

Oct: you peeps should come up to Seattle! We have a great phallic symbol called the "Space Needle", but that is more for Ang!!

[Angelie]

I tried to hump the Space Needle multiple times when I was there in 2005 :love:

[Domathoine]

And you failed?

Im shocked.

[Angelie]

Well the Space Needle failed. I orgasmed multiple times sir :kiss:

[Thlayli]

I tried to hump the Space Needle multiple times when I was there in 2005 :love:

All the lubbin you showed that Needle, and I bet it never called you in the morning.

[Angelie]

Safe me Doma...I'm horny!

[Angelie]

Well - it didn't have to - I came back for more in the morning!! However, I haven't heard from it since I left Seattle :( The ladies at Starbucks in Seattle, however, wont stop blowing up my cell though :wink:

[Angelie]

:love:

[Angelie]

:kiss:

[Octavus]

Well - it didn't have to - I came back for more in the morning!! However, I haven't heard from it since I left Seattle :( The ladies at Starbucks in Seattle, however, wont stop blowing up my cell though :wink:

There was this girl who worked at the starbucks down the street from the brewery who was quite hot. She would come into work with her friend and drink beers all night. Her friend had this amazing habit of showing her boobs to whoever would look at them, right in the middle of the bar. One night my friends went back to their apartment after the bar scene. This is the story. Told in the first person, approximately how my friend told it.

So we go to these sluts house, it's like 2am. I'm fuckin shit housed along with my boy and we aren't about to stop drinking anytime soon. The bowl is lit and being passed around, when Angie asks if we need a beer. Fuck ya we do and make em cold. Dumb bitches. They both dissappear for like 10 minutes.

When they return, both are wearing maids outfits and carrying mugs of ice cold beer. Well maids outfits minus a shirt. My deer and headlights look quickly turns to a shit eatting grin. They sit on our laps. We slurp down the most amazing tasting beers while their tits jiggle in our faces. Soon shots are made. All the while these hookers are running around with their tops off. It IS FUCKING FANTASTIC.

Out of the blue Darcy asks "have you ever seen a girl smoke a cigarette with her pussy?". Are you fucking kidding me....? Of course the answer is no. What follows was like a train wreck. You didn't want to watch but couldn't help but stare with wide eye'd amazement.

Darcy takes what little cloths are left off of her body. She lights up a cigarrette with a failed attempt at showing some sexiness. As my friend, myself and Angie sit on the sofa with wild amazement, she proceeds to spread eagle on the chair adjacent to us. The lit cig is placed so gently between the lips and the show begins.

Ill spare the details but using torso vacum pump action one can actually "smoke". Both inhaling and exhaling clouds of smoke. Shortly after my friend told this story, she got the nickname "smoking Darcy". She no longer works or lives in the area. Years from now when she is told by the doctor she has cervical cancer she will look back on her crazy lifestyle and ask herself "was worth it?"

Cheers.

[Angelie]

Mooo

[Angelie]

Wow! Definitely worth it!!! :love: the story!

[Domathoine]

Ang-moo, I'm horny too.

Did the space needle leave a scar?

[Angelie]

On my gapping hole yes! :cry:

[Angelie]

/Golum voice on

Wake up sleepies! :kiss:

[Angelie]

Wake up Doma!! Spankwire will still be there! :love:

[Domathoine]

Not tired... or Sleepey!!!

Shes hiding. :-(

[Angelie]

Is she going to be a Ninja Assassin?!

[Thlayli]

Ok.. that story gets 9 out of 10 stars.

:D

[Domathoine]

I think Oct wins for the day.

[Thlayli]

I think Oct wins for the day.

Only if he has pics to support his wild "Penthouse Forum" letter!!!

We need proof!

[Domathoine]

Is captivating our imaginations not good enough?

Look what we've devolved into, such visceral visual creatures...

[Thlayli]

Is captivating our imaginations not good enough?

Look what we've devolved into, such visceral visual creatures...

"The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. "

And yes.. we are Visceral, Visual Victims of Vivatious creatures!

[Angelie]

Pix or it didn't happen!! But it sure happened in my mind!!

[Octavus]

Your mind is a terrible thing, waste it.

[Angelie]

I'm wasted already Oct!! xoxo

[Octavus]

I try to time my drinking on raid days so that I am drunk towards the end of the night. I just made my first cocktail. The more we sit and wait the drunker I become, keeping a good pace is good for more than just the obvious reasons...

[Domathoine]

Good pace on the alcohol or the pulls...? ;-)

[Angelie]

moo

[Domathoine]

Just had to go complain to logitech customer support because my g9 is on the fritz :-/

Going to be very sad if I have to get this thing replaced or if they won't replace it.

[Angelie]

expensive mouse!