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Berae
06-01-2009, 08:43 PM
"Cocaine test prompts Red Bull removal in Germany"
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hItGF3n5rzcEdW6PnVTP-n8zY1agD98DCUQ01
Yes, its true, cocaine found in Red Bull, hilarity ensues.
Parak
06-02-2009, 12:38 AM
It's like crystal meth in a can
It's crystal meth in a can
Powerthirst is crystal meth.
Octavus
06-02-2009, 11:21 AM
Mmmm Redbull never sounded so good.
KripDiggler
06-02-2009, 11:27 AM
There is also an energy drink that is called "Cocaine"

tastes like tobasco soda IMO

Sadly I was gonna try the redbull soda but now I will not.

I am a Low Carb Monster XXL type of guy anyways.
Octavus
06-02-2009, 01:54 PM
Rockstar all the way. Its like a multi-vitamin in a can with added vitamin Caffeine. Only problem is the amount of Phosphoric acid melts teeth at alarming rates. It's funny that Phosphoric acid is treated as an extremely hazardous material while in its pure form. Then it is dumped into soft drinks and energy drinks. Here you go kids drink your radioactive energy drink, now doesn't that taste good?
Domathoine
06-02-2009, 01:56 PM
Personally, I'm a fan of Bawls energy drinks. Then AMPs, which are close but can't really compare.

After that, Calypso flavored lemonades! Who cares if they don't technically have the typical energy drink schtuffs in them, they're damned good.

On a side note, I've never done cocaine. Someone enlighten me on what thats like (looks at Oct and Krip).
Andriana Duskrose
06-02-2009, 02:05 PM
I'll stick with really strong coffee thanks.

Hmmmm, what's cocaine like? You ever downed a pot a of espresso then had someone give you an Epinephrine injection? It's something like that.

"It's a hell of a drug."
Octavus
06-02-2009, 02:06 PM
Ill let my boy Nick tell you all about it.

YouTube - A Day In The Life As Nick Swardson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUZn5vAaIT8)
Domathoine
06-02-2009, 04:10 PM
I might go for a run. You want to go for a run? Like FAST!

I lol'd
Aerothas
06-02-2009, 06:52 PM
Coca-Cola used to have cocaine in it back when it was invented. :\

As pure as the driven snow. DISCO SHIT!
Domathoine
06-02-2009, 07:24 PM
As did (and technically, does) paper currency in the USA... Although the amount is so minuscule that it doesn't even really matter if you lick bills all day.
Aerothas
06-02-2009, 07:39 PM
I got hepatitis from a $1 bill :(
Octavus
06-03-2009, 12:00 PM
Thats why you use the high denomination bills dummy...:shade: It's all about the Benjamins baby.