Peotr
07-16-2009, 09:46 AM
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-- Peotr
P.S. The nice lady who 'set me up' told me that I was the new record holder for largest cranium. "By a whole inch!"
P.P.S. Huge head have I. Huge feet too. Huge hands. Long, long torso. Small penis.
P.P.P.S. Two of the other techs had to get their cameras to take pictures of me. "OMG, you do Santa Claus? Can you come do Santa Claus for my kids this year?"
P.P.P.P.S. Very nice facility. In the morning Shaun, one of my techs (an Iraqi vet with an earring, long sideburns and a Hello Kitty artificial leg) brought me coffee, bran muffins and these beautiful, fresh towels so I could take a shower.
"Wow," I said. "The hospital usually gives me these little three-foot towels that smell like bleach burned in a locker room."
"We only use these once," he said. "It's cheaper."
"Really?"
"Yeah, after we dry them out we package them and ship them to Japan. They sell them in the red light districts as towels used by female gymnasts. Make sure you really rub on them."
Shaun is a Japanophile. I think he was joking about the towels.
-- Peotr
P.S. The nice lady who 'set me up' told me that I was the new record holder for largest cranium. "By a whole inch!"
P.P.S. Huge head have I. Huge feet too. Huge hands. Long, long torso. Small penis.
P.P.P.S. Two of the other techs had to get their cameras to take pictures of me. "OMG, you do Santa Claus? Can you come do Santa Claus for my kids this year?"
P.P.P.P.S. Very nice facility. In the morning Shaun, one of my techs (an Iraqi vet with an earring, long sideburns and a Hello Kitty artificial leg) brought me coffee, bran muffins and these beautiful, fresh towels so I could take a shower.
"Wow," I said. "The hospital usually gives me these little three-foot towels that smell like bleach burned in a locker room."
"We only use these once," he said. "It's cheaper."
"Really?"
"Yeah, after we dry them out we package them and ship them to Japan. They sell them in the red light districts as towels used by female gymnasts. Make sure you really rub on them."
Shaun is a Japanophile. I think he was joking about the towels.