Sabertootth
01-01-2010, 01:08 AM
I have never started a thread worth any significance, and I was in bed thinking, "What can I do to start my new year off with a BANG!?" . I thought, "Why not make a thread on the site of the most Epic guild i know and celebrate the new years with them?"
So, my Epic journey began.
I threw the cat off my lap and ran to the computer. Jut as I turned it on, I realized that my door was open. So, I rushed to close my bedroom door when all of a sudden my computer beeped. I rushed to close the door and stuff a blanket in the crack.
I ran to my computer and set the settings on low.
By now I am completely paranoid i think that my mother is breathing down my back. I begin to panic. So, i turn off the monitor and look around. It's dark and I can see nothing. I begin to see flashes of "1408" pop into my head.
So, I quickly turn on my 23" LCD monitor and sigh a sigh of relief. There are no phantoms in my room. I click on the Mozilla Icon on my Desktop. The sound of my mouse begins to terrify me. As, Mozilla opens up I begin to hear footsteps. So, I panic and turn off my monitor. I look around and the light from my printer turns on. It makes that loud noise as it turns on readying the ink.
I draw in my breath to steady me. I turn it off and reluctantly turn on my monitor. It is 2:54 CST and I begin to wonder if I am crazy. "I must carry on." , I tell myself.
I click on my drop-down menu for my quick-links.
Facebook
Myspace
Pandora
Tankspot
World of Warcraft.com
Hoss-Pretending to be an acronym since 1999
I click on it and go to post a new thread.
My cat meows and I jump and hit my knee on the desk. I begin to panic and scramble. knocking over my bottle of lotion and make even more noise. I begin to type my epic post when I realize, I have never posted a grammatically correct post in my life. I go back and double check everything putting it in word and re-pasting back to my thread starter.
So, I am going to bed but i would like to say, HAPPY NEW YEARS HOSS AND I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU GUYS KILL THE LICH KING.
HAPPY NEW YEARS!
-Swordteeth
So, my Epic journey began.
I threw the cat off my lap and ran to the computer. Jut as I turned it on, I realized that my door was open. So, I rushed to close my bedroom door when all of a sudden my computer beeped. I rushed to close the door and stuff a blanket in the crack.
I ran to my computer and set the settings on low.
By now I am completely paranoid i think that my mother is breathing down my back. I begin to panic. So, i turn off the monitor and look around. It's dark and I can see nothing. I begin to see flashes of "1408" pop into my head.
So, I quickly turn on my 23" LCD monitor and sigh a sigh of relief. There are no phantoms in my room. I click on the Mozilla Icon on my Desktop. The sound of my mouse begins to terrify me. As, Mozilla opens up I begin to hear footsteps. So, I panic and turn off my monitor. I look around and the light from my printer turns on. It makes that loud noise as it turns on readying the ink.
I draw in my breath to steady me. I turn it off and reluctantly turn on my monitor. It is 2:54 CST and I begin to wonder if I am crazy. "I must carry on." , I tell myself.
I click on my drop-down menu for my quick-links.
Myspace
Pandora
Tankspot
World of Warcraft.com
Hoss-Pretending to be an acronym since 1999
I click on it and go to post a new thread.
My cat meows and I jump and hit my knee on the desk. I begin to panic and scramble. knocking over my bottle of lotion and make even more noise. I begin to type my epic post when I realize, I have never posted a grammatically correct post in my life. I go back and double check everything putting it in word and re-pasting back to my thread starter.
So, I am going to bed but i would like to say, HAPPY NEW YEARS HOSS AND I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU GUYS KILL THE LICH KING.
HAPPY NEW YEARS!
-Swordteeth