Wresh
01-27-2010, 01:45 PM
Use this game with the Presidents Speech!!
<TABLE style="WIDTH: 742pt; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse" border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=988 x:str><COLGROUP><COL style="WIDTH: 383pt; mso-width-source: userset; mso-width-alt: 18651" width=510><COL style="WIDTH: 359pt; mso-width-source: userset; mso-width-alt: 17481" width=478><TBODY><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 383pt; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl25 height=21 width=510>Event</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl25 width=478>Instructions</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 383pt; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 height=21 width=510>Obama says "let me be clear"</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 width=478>Do one shot</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 383pt; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 height=21 width=510>Obama says "change isn't easy"</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 width=478>Do one shot</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 383pt; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 height=21 width=510 x:str='Obama says "make no mistake" '>Obama says "make no mistake" </TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 width=478>Do one shot</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 383pt; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 height=21 width=510>Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake."</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 width=478>He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 383pt; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 height=21 width=510>Joe Wilson yells something</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 width=478>Do two shots</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 383pt; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 height=21 width=510 x:str="Obama yells back ">Obama yells back </TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 width=478>Finish the bottle</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 383pt; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 height=21 width=510>Obama says "jobs"</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 width=478>Do one shot, two if you're unemployed</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 383pt; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 height=21 width=510>Obama says "health care"</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 width=478>Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8" height=21>Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 width=478>Do one shot</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 383pt; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 height=21 width=510>Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 width=478>STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 383pt; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 height=21 width=510 x:str="Obama mentions Bo ">Obama mentions Bo </TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 width=478>Put beer in your dog's water bowl</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 383pt; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 height=21 width=510>Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 width=478>Do three shots</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 383pt; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 height=21 width=510>Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership"</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 width=478>Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 383pt; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 height=21 width=510>Obama says he's "fighting for you"</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 width=478>Do one shot, two if you believe him</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
<TABLE style="WIDTH: 742pt; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse" border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=988 x:str><COLGROUP><COL style="WIDTH: 383pt; mso-width-source: userset; mso-width-alt: 18651" width=510><COL style="WIDTH: 359pt; mso-width-source: userset; mso-width-alt: 17481" width=478><TBODY><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 383pt; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl25 height=21 width=510>Event</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl25 width=478>Instructions</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 383pt; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 height=21 width=510>Obama says "let me be clear"</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 width=478>Do one shot</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 383pt; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 height=21 width=510>Obama says "change isn't easy"</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 width=478>Do one shot</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 383pt; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 height=21 width=510 x:str='Obama says "make no mistake" '>Obama says "make no mistake" </TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 width=478>Do one shot</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 383pt; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 height=21 width=510>Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake."</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 width=478>He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 383pt; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 height=21 width=510>Joe Wilson yells something</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 width=478>Do two shots</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 383pt; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 height=21 width=510 x:str="Obama yells back ">Obama yells back </TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 width=478>Finish the bottle</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 383pt; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 height=21 width=510>Obama says "jobs"</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 width=478>Do one shot, two if you're unemployed</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 383pt; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 height=21 width=510>Obama says "health care"</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 width=478>Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8" height=21>Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 width=478>Do one shot</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 383pt; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 height=21 width=510>Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 width=478>STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 383pt; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 height=21 width=510 x:str="Obama mentions Bo ">Obama mentions Bo </TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 width=478>Put beer in your dog's water bowl</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 383pt; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 height=21 width=510>Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 width=478>Do three shots</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 383pt; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 height=21 width=510>Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership"</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 width=478>Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 15.75pt" height=21><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray 0.5pt dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 383pt; HEIGHT: 15.75pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 height=21 width=510>Obama says he's "fighting for you"</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 0.5pt dotted; BORDER-LEFT: gray; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; WIDTH: 359pt; BORDER-TOP: gray; BORDER-RIGHT: gray 0.5pt dotted" class=xl24 width=478>Do one shot, two if you believe him</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>