Want to troll more? Try this out.

[Skaara]

Omegle.com


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Troll?

Stranger: hey what u want

Stranger: no im noty

Stranger: not

You: good

You: who are you?

Stranger: im doug

Stranger: and u

You: where you from Doug?

Stranger: utah and it blows

You: What do you eat Doug from Utah where it blows?

Stranger: food dumbass

Stranger: what u eat people

You: I eat middle aged midgets

You: are you a middle aged midget Doug from Utah where it blows?

Stranger: not yet but id be glad to grind people up for u

Stranger: blood guts fingers and toes

Stranger: whos going chicken huntin

You: You're not a midget yet? I am curious as to how one might become a midget? Perhaps you have some sort of magic?

You: I have a wizard hat

You: Lets do magic Doug from Utah where it blows.

You: Will you make magic with me?

Stranger: yes i will

You: Joyous day!

You: Let this day be forever remembered as the day Doug from Utah where it blows made middle aged midget magic with me!

Stranger: do u like the insane clown posse

You: I'm not insane, I'm mildly delusional

Stranger: remember if anyone says whos going chicken huntin u say wes going chicken hutin

You: I shall remember that. Oh great and powerful Doug from Utah who blows midgets for magic white powder.

Stranger: seriously how dumb do u think i am dipshit

You: You don't want me to answer that

You: Doug.

Stranger: man i think ur just another bitch

You: You want to make magical midget porn in the mountains of Utah!

Stranger: im a juggalo fuck u haters

You: There is nothing wrong with being a midget jiggalo Doug from Utah.

Stranger: r u retarted

You: I hear they are quite successful

Stranger: ur girl loves my cock

You: Doug, I hate to tell you this, but I don't believe that you actually have a cock.

You: I really don't Doug

You: I think Doug likes the cock

Stranger: ask ur mom bitchy richy

You: in the dark

You: from behind

You: You like getting cock from your mom Doug from Utah who blows random strangers?

You: that is rather disturbing

You: I think I'm done talking to you now Doug.

You: You disgust me.

Stranger: nice man u dont know me hoe

Stranger: id bust u up with my fist

You: I would rather you didn't try to fist my ass Doug. I don't swing that way.

You: I like midgets Doug

You: I don't believe you really are a midget

Stranger: thats nice turn my shit agaisnt me

Stranger: u get props for that

You have disconnected.

[Lonskils]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl

You: Hey

You: ummm I have dsl

Stranger: ok

Stranger: r u a m/f

You: I do not like to curse, my dad says that is wrong.

Stranger: wat

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Beelzebubs]

Chatroulette is so much better for trolling, you can see their faces.

[Stosh]

Chatroulette is so much better for trolling, you can see them jerking off.

Fixed.

[Thlayli]

OK Skaara... That was really good!

[Aerothas]

every conversation I tried started with "hey asl?". Yeah, I guess that's fun. I responded 18/F/CA/247 pounds and they immediately left the chat. I guess I overloaded their query with too many parameters.

[Skaara]

every conversation I tried started with "hey asl?". Yeah, I guess that's fun. I responded 18/F/CA/247 pounds and they immediately left the chat. I guess I overloaded their query with too many parameters.


You're just not trying hard enough. :p

[Lonskils]

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/570714/wat.jpg