World Cup

[Beelzebubs]

It's only myself and Lauranthalas that will care but yeah baby! Football. Good luck tonight vs England but I'm afraid to say you will lose :(

[Lonskils]

yawn

[Valdis]

I enjoyed playing soccer, not football, soccer. But it's up there with golf on the how boring can it get meter to actually watch.

[KripDiggler]

Germany 2010 baby!!!!!!!!

[Kakeku]

World Cup is always interesting to watch. I am afraid England may murder their goal keeper if they don't go out of the group stage.

[Sabertootth]

GREEN F*CKED UP!!!!!!! HELL YEAH!!!!! now I know we will out score and win against the others!!! have fun with germany!!!!!!

[Beelzebubs]

That was more dissapointing than a womans sexual experience with me. To quote a friend, "At least we can stop patronising the Americans about their lack of football knowledge. Yes, they suffered an early touchdown from Steven Gerrard, but they took advantage of Rob Green's fumble on the two yard line to turnover possession and send the tie into OT". Although Saber I wouldn't be too proud of the fact that you only drew because our keeper had lube on his gloves.

[Sabertootth]

Im not proud. I am very amazed that England let him be their keeper only 1 intl game and as a back up and for only a half? I was suprised they would let him

[Beelzebubs]

Im not proud. I am very amazed that England let him be their keeper only 1 intl game and as a back up and for only a half? I was suprised they would let him


Sadly James is injured and Hart has even less experience than Green. That should have been a win although the team in general played shitty. Our defense is weak, our midfield has no flair and our strikers couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo.

Too many low/short passes in the box, should have had Crouch on right off the bat, done some actual crosses and we could have used the height advantage.

[Sabertootth]

yeah but we have tim howard.... he had like 85 bajillion saves!!!!

[Kakeku]

Goal keepers were absolutely the difference of the game.

[Sabertootth]

Men of the match for USA Tim How and Rob Green!

[Lonskils]

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=WUnU3B6WsJ4)

[Stosh]

I tried to watch the USA/England game, but I fell asleep on the couch at some point. Not even the droning of the vuvuzela's could keep me awake.

[Lonskils]

Yeah when an entire game ends tied at 1 to 1 and they talk about how exciting it was I have to scratch my head!!

[Stosh]

I spent the majority of the day talking about how boring soccer is to my one employee who enjoys the sport. At some point the discussion turned to that bull fighter in Mexico who was arrested for running away during a bullfight. http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/06/14/20100614mexico-bullfighter-flees-bull.html That's when it hit me. The way to make soccer watchable is to erect a 10 foot, chain link fence around the perimeter of the field, and along with the soccer players, have one bull roam the field during play. Both teams have to wear red.

[Lonskils]

Or have them play on a mine field. YEAH!!

[Berae]

Both teams have to wear red.
Its not red they chase, its motion, that's the best part of your idea, lol
Suppose they could all stand still and kick the ball and not run, need to work in an incentive to run all the time.

[Lonskils]

Have bombs implanted in a locked on neck brace that if they go below 5 mph it blows up.

[Valdis]

Well goal tending just got a lot tougher with that rule Lons.

[Stosh]

Its not red they chase, its motion, that's the best part of your idea, lol
Suppose they could all stand still and kick the ball and not run, need to work in an incentive to run all the time.

That's good to know. Perhaps lions or something, and the people in the stands get super-soakers filled with blood to squirt on the players to attract the lions.

[KripDiggler]

Knew it was coming. Germany looked too good to be true. The refs were pansies and turned the game into something really frustrating to watch.

Germany deserved to lose after missing that penalty kick. That shoulda bee the tie.

[Beelzebubs]

Knew it was coming. Germany looked too good to be true. The refs were pansies and turned the game into something really frustrating to watch.

Germany deserved to lose after missing that penalty kick. That shoulda bee the tie.


Speaking of bad ref's. USA got fucked over, you should have won that. Slovenia were dirtier than Lindsay Lohan.

[Domathoine]

I have just one thing to say about the world cup.


BBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Lonskils]

my God that buzzing is annoying!

[Domathoine]

I think its awesome lol.

[Lonskils]

Ok, now I see why I should watch Soccer...

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=Qh9G6XaqJnQ)

[Lonskils]

Hey the US won one!

[Forty]

Hey the US won one!

And we won the Group!!

[Rennys]

I don't know about anyone else, but reading Bub's synopsis of the England/US game made absolutely no sense to me. Like he was talking a foreign language... wanker, use bloody American English.

[Sabertootth]

Usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa!!!!! What now bubbz!!!!! Who is going to get butt owned by germany?????!!!! Ooooooooooooo!!!!!!

[Beelzebubs]

Usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa!!!!! What now bubbz!!!!! Who is going to get butt owned by germany?????!!!! Ooooooooooooo!!!!!!

I wasn't counting on our goalkeeper scoring a goal for you.

[Sabertootth]

Lol. I know our entire world cup appearances from here on out are because of Rob Green. I think he deserves a hug he will never be able to show his face in public again

[Stosh]

I wasn't counting on our goalkeeper scoring a goal for you.

Sorry Bubs, this is a largely bullshit comment. I've watched 80% of the games so far, and pretty much half the goals scored are because somebody screwed up, not because somebody made a great play.

The only difference here is that the England goalie's error was so blatant that even a novice soccer could tell he fucked up whereas most of the fuck ups are no so obvious to the once every 4 year soccer fan. England's goal versus the US was just as much the result of a fuckup.

Good thing there are mistakes too, because otherwise there'd be far more 0-0 games.

[Sabertootth]

I am sorry for both of us BB I was pulling for England in that game. I was chanting, screaming and rooting. But alas, no prevail. Now both of our teams are out. Who are you going for now?

[Beelzebubs]

I'm rooting for Ghana at the moment, thy are the most "underdog"ish team left at the moment against all the big boys. I always said we'd be knocked out by Germany :(

[Sabertootth]

im going for Argentina.

[Lonskils]

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[Andaas]

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7761/1277652527693.jpg

That ball is clearly not behind the line.

[Berae]

Wasn't lons the one who used to take down over-sized pictures? :)

[Lonskils]

It isn't oversized though...oversized is when it actually causes you to have to scroll the bottom of the browser.

[Berae]

So, you don't care about width? :)
Also, guess it just seemed oversized on this craptastic monitor I'm currently using.

[Lonskils]

Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still alive. He said that the England Team performance on Saturday was complete shit. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.

[Berae]

lol lons

[Sabertootth]

Lawls

[Sabertootth]

raggle fraggle GERMANY JUST GOT BEATEN!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spain-Netherlands in the final!!!!!!!

[Beelzebubs]

My money is on Netherlands.

[Sabertootth]

my money is on netherlands as well because if the US can beat them then netherlands certainly can.

[Lonskils]

My money is on this...

YouTube- Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xLn-X8YJRg)

[Sabertootth]

I want this removed for Slander!!!! 1:28 FTW