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Beelzebubs
06-12-2010, 04:04 AM
It's only myself and Lauranthalas that will care but yeah baby! Football. Good luck tonight vs England but I'm afraid to say you will lose :(

Lonskils
06-12-2010, 11:28 AM
yawn

Valdis
06-12-2010, 12:22 PM
I enjoyed playing soccer, not football, soccer. But it's up there with golf on the how boring can it get meter to actually watch.

KripDiggler
06-12-2010, 01:25 PM
Germany 2010 baby!!!!!!!!

Kakeku
06-12-2010, 02:31 PM
World Cup is always interesting to watch. I am afraid England may murder their goal keeper if they don't go out of the group stage.

Sabertootth
06-12-2010, 02:41 PM
GREEN F*CKED UP!!!!!!! HELL YEAH!!!!! now I know we will out score and win against the others!!! have fun with germany!!!!!!

Beelzebubs
06-12-2010, 02:55 PM
That was more dissapointing than a womans sexual experience with me. To quote a friend, "At least we can stop patronising the Americans about their lack of football knowledge. Yes, they suffered an early touchdown from Steven Gerrard, but they took advantage of Rob Green's fumble on the two yard line to turnover possession and send the tie into OT". Although Saber I wouldn't be too proud of the fact that you only drew because our keeper had lube on his gloves.

Sabertootth
06-12-2010, 03:04 PM
Im not proud. I am very amazed that England let him be their keeper only 1 intl game and as a back up and for only a half? I was suprised they would let him

Beelzebubs
06-12-2010, 03:11 PM
Im not proud. I am very amazed that England let him be their keeper only 1 intl game and as a back up and for only a half? I was suprised they would let him


Sadly James is injured and Hart has even less experience than Green. That should have been a win although the team in general played shitty. Our defense is weak, our midfield has no flair and our strikers couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo.

Too many low/short passes in the box, should have had Crouch on right off the bat, done some actual crosses and we could have used the height advantage.

Sabertootth
06-12-2010, 03:38 PM
yeah but we have tim howard.... he had like 85 bajillion saves!!!!

Kakeku
06-12-2010, 05:46 PM
Goal keepers were absolutely the difference of the game.

Sabertootth
06-13-2010, 05:26 AM
Men of the match for USA Tim How and Rob Green!

Lonskils
06-15-2010, 01:01 PM
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=WUnU3B6WsJ4)

Stosh
06-15-2010, 08:26 PM
I tried to watch the USA/England game, but I fell asleep on the couch at some point. Not even the droning of the vuvuzela's could keep me awake.

Lonskils
06-15-2010, 08:58 PM
Yeah when an entire game ends tied at 1 to 1 and they talk about how exciting it was I have to scratch my head!!

Stosh
06-15-2010, 09:15 PM
I spent the majority of the day talking about how boring soccer is to my one employee who enjoys the sport. At some point the discussion turned to that bull fighter in Mexico who was arrested for running away during a bullfight. http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/06/14/20100614mexico-bullfighter-flees-bull.html That's when it hit me. The way to make soccer watchable is to erect a 10 foot, chain link fence around the perimeter of the field, and along with the soccer players, have one bull roam the field during play. Both teams have to wear red.

Lonskils
06-15-2010, 09:57 PM
Or have them play on a mine field. YEAH!!

Berae
06-16-2010, 04:17 AM
Both teams have to wear red.
Its not red they chase, its motion, that's the best part of your idea, lol
Suppose they could all stand still and kick the ball and not run, need to work in an incentive to run all the time.

Lonskils
06-16-2010, 01:25 PM
Have bombs implanted in a locked on neck brace that if they go below 5 mph it blows up.

Valdis
06-16-2010, 01:48 PM
Well goal tending just got a lot tougher with that rule Lons.

Stosh
06-16-2010, 06:48 PM
Its not red they chase, its motion, that's the best part of your idea, lol
Suppose they could all stand still and kick the ball and not run, need to work in an incentive to run all the time.

That's good to know. Perhaps lions or something, and the people in the stands get super-soakers filled with blood to squirt on the players to attract the lions.

KripDiggler
06-18-2010, 07:53 AM
Knew it was coming. Germany looked too good to be true. The refs were pansies and turned the game into something really frustrating to watch.

Germany deserved to lose after missing that penalty kick. That shoulda bee the tie.

Beelzebubs
06-18-2010, 09:09 AM
Knew it was coming. Germany looked too good to be true. The refs were pansies and turned the game into something really frustrating to watch.

Germany deserved to lose after missing that penalty kick. That shoulda bee the tie.


Speaking of bad ref's. USA got fucked over, you should have won that. Slovenia were dirtier than Lindsay Lohan.

Domathoine
06-18-2010, 09:27 AM
I have just one thing to say about the world cup.


BBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZ

Lonskils
06-18-2010, 11:52 AM
my God that buzzing is annoying!

Domathoine
06-18-2010, 10:14 PM
I think its awesome lol.

Lonskils
06-19-2010, 04:43 PM
Ok, now I see why I should watch Soccer...

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=Qh9G6XaqJnQ)

Lonskils
06-23-2010, 11:28 AM
Hey the US won one!

Forty
06-23-2010, 02:12 PM
Hey the US won one!

And we won the Group!!

Rennys
06-23-2010, 03:44 PM
I don't know about anyone else, but reading Bub's synopsis of the England/US game made absolutely no sense to me. Like he was talking a foreign language... wanker, use bloody American English.

Sabertootth
06-24-2010, 01:27 PM
Usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa!!!!! What now bubbz!!!!! Who is going to get butt owned by germany?????!!!! Ooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Beelzebubs
06-25-2010, 01:10 AM
Usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa!!!!! What now bubbz!!!!! Who is going to get butt owned by germany?????!!!! Ooooooooooooo!!!!!!

I wasn't counting on our goalkeeper scoring a goal for you.

Sabertootth
06-25-2010, 09:45 AM
Lol. I know our entire world cup appearances from here on out are because of Rob Green. I think he deserves a hug he will never be able to show his face in public again

Stosh
06-25-2010, 11:01 AM
I wasn't counting on our goalkeeper scoring a goal for you.

Sorry Bubs, this is a largely bullshit comment. I've watched 80% of the games so far, and pretty much half the goals scored are because somebody screwed up, not because somebody made a great play.

The only difference here is that the England goalie's error was so blatant that even a novice soccer could tell he fucked up whereas most of the fuck ups are no so obvious to the once every 4 year soccer fan. England's goal versus the US was just as much the result of a fuckup.

Good thing there are mistakes too, because otherwise there'd be far more 0-0 games.

Sabertootth
06-27-2010, 10:17 AM
I am sorry for both of us BB I was pulling for England in that game. I was chanting, screaming and rooting. But alas, no prevail. Now both of our teams are out. Who are you going for now?

Beelzebubs
06-27-2010, 01:29 PM
I'm rooting for Ghana at the moment, thy are the most "underdog"ish team left at the moment against all the big boys. I always said we'd be knocked out by Germany :(

Sabertootth
06-27-2010, 03:19 PM
im going for Argentina.

Lonskils
06-29-2010, 05:37 PM
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7761/1277652527693.jpg

Andaas
06-29-2010, 05:39 PM
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7761/1277652527693.jpg

That ball is clearly not behind the line.

Berae
06-29-2010, 07:40 PM
Wasn't lons the one who used to take down over-sized pictures? :)

Lonskils
06-29-2010, 07:45 PM
It isn't oversized though...oversized is when it actually causes you to have to scroll the bottom of the browser.

Berae
06-30-2010, 05:18 PM
So, you don't care about width? :)
Also, guess it just seemed oversized on this craptastic monitor I'm currently using.

Lonskils
06-30-2010, 06:00 PM
Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still alive. He said that the England Team performance on Saturday was complete shit. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.

Berae
06-30-2010, 07:33 PM
lol lons

Sabertootth
07-01-2010, 01:02 AM
Lawls

Sabertootth
07-07-2010, 01:28 PM
raggle fraggle GERMANY JUST GOT BEATEN!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spain-Netherlands in the final!!!!!!!

Beelzebubs
07-07-2010, 03:18 PM
My money is on Netherlands.

Sabertootth
07-07-2010, 10:17 PM
my money is on netherlands as well because if the US can beat them then netherlands certainly can.

Lonskils
07-08-2010, 12:19 AM
My money is on this...

YouTube- Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xLn-X8YJRg)

Sabertootth
07-08-2010, 01:08 PM
I want this removed for Slander!!!! 1:28 FTW