IG VS HoSS

[HoSS Cheerleader]

Would luv to see guild war between you 2. Hail pkerz!!!!!!!!
NPC's are getting too easy, why not be server's first 2 guilds having guildwars?

sincerely yours,

effin azzhoe

[Arcius]

Wow we have a cheerleader!

[Sourcelery]

HoSS Cheerleader
Virgin

Pfffffttt!!! As IF there's a such thing as a VIRGIN cheerleader... :o

[Buazag Bonesteel]

Related to the IG cheerleader on their boards maybe?

[Hadd]

looks like a have someone trying to start something.......*cough* Buaz is fat *cough* lets not give him what he wants and succumb to our petty differences *cough* Buaz is a wanna-be Valgar *cough* :D

[Tularis Darkeblade]

Wouldnt be a first guildwar lol. But probably the first large scale one.

[Aneeluv]

Your sig hurts my eyes

/guildwar co

[Zappo]

i own them k

[Elidroth]

You know.. a guildwar would certainly liven things up. It would be FUN IMO.

Thumbs up from me.

[Tilea]

Rangers kick ass in pvp

[Thanatoz]

Im currently mass guilding tons of ppl from SoS. Then we will be double rogue and wiz heavy. Fear our mad dps yo bitch foo! Soon I shall have enough wizards to mass AE the enitre mob known as Guild_Hoss. muhahahaha

You think i bluff?! How else can you explain Sirensas untimely death from a certain Rhag, perfectly executed if I say so myself! And even yesterday you fools fell victim to my diabolical plot of project ToVBlackout. With one small flick of the switch i was able to wipe out your entire guild! Soon your shitty guild will be known as Thansbitch guild.

Ride or die foo bitch ass fuckers!

p.s. Buazag your marked for termination #1 on our list...ya fat fuckin traitor!

[Tilea]

LOL

[Elidroth]

Trolls so smelly. Bring it on Thanafat.

[Eomer]

That was quality :)

[aed]

With one small flick of the switch i was able to wipe out your entire guild! Soon your shitty guild will be known as Thansbitch guild.

LIES, I lived )=%¤#%#

/Aedail

[Sirensa]

Yes, Thanatoz you are my bitch, bring it on pussy-boy... if you dare!

One wave of Buazag's deathly cloud and your wizards will be stunned to death with the noxious fumes!

[BurnemWizfyre]

Buazag dont scare me, we have remove greater curse for his noxious gas~! On a side note, daisiee and phaera i cant nuke :mad:, dont want them to get mad at me and not want to cyber:(

[Tarissa]

Well I'd flame you, but I'd never get past eval in IG ;((

[Phaera]

I can keep Burnem distracted! :o

[Zarxen]

Rofl Than =D

[Trazz]

Monk > All.... I lived in ToV and ran out.. Your switch is broken!

Then our personal GM (40) bucks worth, summonsed us all and ressed us. Oh wait.. were not on Legends!

[Thanatoz]

Tarissa if you dont show up to raids more..were gonna have to discontinue your eval.

Buazag i need more details on hoss strats..send me an email promptly! Also the pw you gave me for the hoss secret uber boards isnt working...ill need that too.

Sirensa that home video you made for me..the one where u are masterbating in your sheena costume. I loaned it to Drakky so he could see where exactly a womans clit is...could you send me a new one?

Thanks!

[Buazag Bonesteel]

Your power is but an illusion. I lived through the horror of the ToV blackout. Surrounded by the bodies of my fallen comrades I had ample time to plot revenge.

Of course you realize...this means war ;)

[Maegwin]

*begins to paint Hosslings names on his arrows*

:D :D

[Eomer]

You almost fooled me with your last post Than, but we all know Drakky has no use with that knowledge.

[Kallaill]

rofl :D
Thanatoz is goofy! therefore he must die that bish!

[Arcius]

Buazag sucks.

[Phaera]

I will take my mighty Blade of Acute Angles and uproot a mighty sequoyah on IG! :D

[Daisiee]

liek woah~ fahqeyez pwns you all he will root / dot the entire IG guild. FEAR HIM I DO

Daisiee

I WANT MY LEGS BACK OR I WILL LOOT THEM FROM UR BODY THAN!

[BurnemWizfyre]

Seems NI=the win, They not only killed Hoss but IG all in one night, but were pricks for being upset~! Must Guildwar, this would be funny as hell to do, just no camping bind spots plz!~

[APARATUS]

All you little people out there mus FEAR Aparatus Guild. Be warned, AG owns you all!!!!!!!&$(*!|

[Zerixia]

Why Jes AQ ownz, its the way of the future, dont resist it~!

[Vanuiil]

wut rixi? AQ? Aparatus Queers? :p

[Stitz]

I'll show you was iksar power is all about...

[Zappo]

we should set a date when no mobs are up and meet in the arena for a rumble! (the bazaar one)

[Vanuiil]

well...that would be fun if there was ever a day where no mobs are up...theres *always* mobs up now b/c of SoL

[Aneeluv]

Well you could always stretch your imagination and PRETEND there isn't any mobs up. or is loot that important? more important that blasting some goofy goofball's head CLEAN OFF DAMNIT!

:D

Anee:rolleyes:

[Arcius]

It's all about the mages.

Tarkum doesn't stand a chance vs. Zarxen, Daisiee and I :o

[Vestax]

Awww! Can i play?? pleeb!

[HoSS Cheerleader]

/grabs Popcorn

/smiles

/creams in his pantiez

[Gryfalia]

Leeeeettle do you know that we have been honing our most
important class, the legendary IG-cleric brigade, for just such
warfare…

Judgement does 925 ladies. Oh yes.

20/22 weapons that proc…STUN

40/38 1HB BITCHSLAPPIN' POWAH!

We keel you before we NEED to heal.

Joooo will die like the weak, lazy, pansy-assed BOOBS THAT
YOU ARE…

Oh, did I say boobs? I meant NOOBS. Eadricka has boobs. I like
boobies. Aneeluv has them too, but hers kinda saggy.

Any Hossies with good Boobies? No keel them. Sirensa a Dark
Elf, so hers are A-O-Tay.

Gryfalia

[Elidroth]

So much talk.. so little action eh IG?

Step up to the plate swinging or ride the pine.. choice is yours. Bring on the guildwar baby!



Oh.. and Thanatoz is still fat and smelly.

[Belle]

HEY! :mad:

Why wasn't I named on your "good boobies" list??? You no longer like paladin boobies? Perhaps I just leave you and Eadricka alone and ask my barbarian lover if he likes my boobies. :p

Belleforte Verité
54 Free Agent Pally

[Kallaill]

Rhedds boobies > all

[Dharrk]

/hide from IG they have Kronagar Champion of Magic

[Kattoo Tacit]

Almost as legendary as Lola Champion of War. /shiver

[Kattoo Tacit]

Those Half-elf Pally Boobs are the win too.

[Sourcelery]

OMGZ!!!! KATTOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Missed ya man, how've you been?

[Aneeluv]

Saggy?! wtf?! SAGGY! if their saggy its because i have damn dwarfs trying to hang from them all day long. Gryf, if we have guild war, i'll loan my saggy boobies to a hoss member to smack you around with! bazooka's damnit!

:D :D :D :D :D :D

[Gryfalia]

Erm, uh, yes, of course half-elf boobies are primo, but ya know
sometimes ya just gotta go for the other choices in life…right?

And I meant saggy in a good way…yeah, that's the ticket.

Good Saggy Boobies.

Gryfalia

[Belle]

Aneeluv - how about you and I get together some evening this week to play Whack-a-Dorf?

:D :D

[Aneeluv]

sweet, count me in. any specific dorf in mind? i think i know which one! muahaha

[Lola]

Were you peeping on me while I was skinnydipping in OOT again Kattoo? =/

[Buazag Bonesteel]

well this thread got wierd in a hurry

[Aneeluv]

taxi driver... i'm the eggman

[Dharrk]

you mean Lola the Strategist~ or the Hussy

[Arcius]

Veteren Lola the Strategist, Crusader of the War?

[HoSS Cheerleader]

Are you motha fukkaz panzies? Stop babbling like a buncha babboonz on message boards and get to war..You fukkaz talk mo shit than tha radio. You talk tha talk but you cant walk da walk. All deez braggin about server first this server first that just do us all a favor and shut tha fuk up pleez ya fukkin impetent online 4 eyed geekz that playz EQ 24/7 wit rootz comin outta yo azzhoe and growin on yo chairz aint even funny. Be the server first and turn your whole guild red namez ya fukkin sissies..

[Arcius]

Uh Mr. Cheerleader, sir. *poke*

We're sorta busy talking about breasts and hussies...

[HoSS Cheerleader]

yeah daz about the closest thing you'll be gettin near a woman's partz is talkin about it ya fuggin geek.. I bet the last time you saw a piece of pussy was cummin outta yo mom'z..

[Lilcix]

:eek:

[Hadd]

ahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah. finally check up on the thread and the loser who started it and is trolling the boards is calling all of us 4 eyed geeks with roots growing out of our asses hahahaha....*ahem* yea...

[Aneeluv]

who are you? will you duel me? i'd duel you :cool: i'm just a lowly rogue. You see, I have these things, its my secret weapon, but i'll let you in on it, so you can have a slight edge when we finally meet *oh boy* and duel, they are called BAzOOkAS.

You see, when i sneak behind to back stab you, i fake to the left, then dash right quick like a bunny and smack you first with the right boob, then with the left, so your double stunned, then i pants you, sick buazag on your rooty love hole, and while your begging for mercy, Tarissa will come up to you, and poke you with sharp pointy objects... or is that small pointy sharp OBJECT... anyway, i'll end your misery by shoving sakekak, RIGHT up your peehole. ok? sound good? those are my strats, now sploit them if you choose.

:D

[Tarissa]

............

[BurnemWizfyre]

Hoss needs help, youre cheerleader is shit talking yall. IG's Cheerleader is in check and dont talk shit for fear of being bitch slapped. Can own any mob in the game but cant keep youre own cheerleader in check~!:p

[Tarissa]

Hmm I think we know who the cheerleader is now!

[Phaera]

Duchess Lola D'Pillsbury the Strategist of Hussiness, thank you very much

[Fizbain]

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Are you motha fukkaz panzies? Stop babbling like a buncha babboonz on message boards and get to war..You fukkaz talk mo shit than tha radio. You talk tha talk but you cant walk da walk. All deez braggin about server first this server first that just do us all a favor and shut tha fuk up pleez ya fukkin impetent online 4 eyed geekz that playz EQ 24/7 wit rootz comin outta yo azzhoe and growin on yo chairz aint even funny. Be the server first and turn your whole guild red namez ya fukkin sissies..
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Wow.....I'm *almost* shocked.

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yeah daz about the closest thing you'll be gettin near a woman's partz is talkin about it ya fuggin geek.. I bet the last time you saw a piece of pussy was cummin outta yo mom'z..
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Speaking from personal experience are we? No your dad's porno mags don't count. By the way, could you do me a favor and take your head out of your ass? Nevermind, the smegma that would ooze from it would leave a foul odor and well, we try to keep these boards "clean". Have a nice day!!!

-Fiz: Owning your mom since you went to daycare bitch ass trick.

p.s. I'm an Erud, he's an Erud, she's an Erud, we's an Erud, wouldn't you like to be an Erud too?

[Kallaill]

As I wake up in the morning, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, I get ready for another day of a guild war by eating my cereal that gives me energy and strength to start my day....

http://www.funnypop.com/images/earios.jpg

MMMm Mmm Good :D

[Kallaill]

And for lunch, aint nuthin better than a hearty meal of....

http://www.funnypostcard.com/dog/hotdog.jpg


HOTDOGS! :p

[HoSS Cheerleader]

Originally posted by Fizbain
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Speaking from personal experience are we? No your dad's porno mags don't count. By the way, could you do me a favor and take your head out of your ass? Nevermind, the smegma that would ooze from it would leave a foul odor and well, we try to keep these boards "clean". Have a nice day!!!

-Fiz: Owning your mom since you went to daycare bitch ass trick.

p.s. I'm an Erud, he's an Erud, she's an Erud, we's an Erud, wouldn't you like to be an Erud too?


Aha I almost laffed at something I've already heard from preskool Jizbain but nice try tryin to clown. Guess the only clownin u can really do iz in tha circus where u belong with them chimpz they trained outta the zoo. Talking about foul odor, if you could keep your mouf shut maybe your cock breath wouldn't stank up this thread. Yes please try to keep these boards clean and shutcho bitch azzupz. Nobody here threw you a peanut and thanks I think I'll have my nice day. The day u grow sum ballz and step up to a red server then come talk to me until then HoSS keep your sorry azz dog barkin Drakky's cock breath lacky on a leesh.

Oh no you own my mom..what will you come up with next? your mama so fat jokes? Get a fukkin joke book...

[BurnemWizfyre]

So young, So angry, Damn that rap music~!

[Phaera]

Omg that's cute Kall :D

[Sirensa]

Everyone knows Dont is our real cheerleader.

I don't like HoSS Cheerleader, he is wanna-be Jimmy too.

[Elidroth]

OK.. so all you people just shut the hell up already..

We gonna do this or what?

Hoss > IG

Guildwar will provide da proof!!

Thanatoz is fat..

That is all..

[Lilcix]

Elidroth said hell huhuhuhhuhuh

[Drakky]

This guy must be from Vindication or something!

[Lilcix]

Honestly, I think its zappo/hoe....both are fukked in the head;)

[Sourcelery]

Hmm... saying other people don't have balls, and then posting it anonymously... **cough** pot... kettle... black **cough** :eek:

[Grimthorn]

I like skittles.

[Aneeluv]

skittles are the best

[HoSS Cheerleader]

Originally posted by Sourcelery
Hmm... saying other people don't have balls, and then posting it anonymously... **cough** pot... kettle... black **cough** :eek:


Hmmm a member of Boned on a HoSS website sticking up for them how cute. Better wipe that yellow shitstain off your mouth Sourcelery I think your mouth was up in somebody's azzhoe from HoSS. Better run along now and get back to your guild website before I make you look like a fukkin gump. It's well known that Honed kisses up to bigger guilds maybe this is their eval getting out of Honed. Fukkin brown nosing shit eatin mothafukz

[Arcius]

Can we give this anon poster a title too?

[Sourcelery]

Omigosh Anon_poster_01, plz don't make me look like a gump... not in front of the children. :rolleyes:

[Sourcelery]

PS. I call dibs on yellow skittles

[Grimthorn]

I like Orange Skittles.

[Xabulaz]

Sour Skittles.... thoughts?

[Kallaill]

Mmmm sour skittles /dr0ol :eek:

[Aneeluv]

:D :p

[Grimthorn]

Not bad.. how bout those new Mint Skittles?

[Xabulaz]

Mint Skittles?!?!

eeeewwwwwww

Although...dont knock it till you try it, i guess...it just seems like that would be Skittle Sacrilege....

How can you Taste the Rainbow (TM) when there's only one flavor???

[Grimthorn]

Nonsense!

Peppermint
Spearmint
Wintergreen
Chocolate mint

There is a veritable cornucopia of minty fresh flavors!

[Lola]

Mint flavored skittles sound almost as foul as Hoss Cheerleader's mouth.

[Eomer]

I can't remember the exact name, but the tropical fruit skittles taste like soap....

[Amberel]

mmmMmmMmm sour skittles - YUM!

[Amberel]

and btw dibs on the yellow and green skittles~

[Ellymae Clampit]

If there's goin' tah be a feudin' can I hep out get them IG boys?

Now I might be mistakin' but, as I recollect it, that there Jimmy is one of the Fuke's boys. They's got a shack down yonder in the other holler. There's like eighteen of 'em hold up in that scruffy rat infested wallow.

My Paw, he's been wettin' his thumb and cleaning the sight on his shotgun. He's upset with them Fuke's 'cause of the ungodly sounds echoin' from the Fuke's Hogs during all hours of the day and night.

Wonder what the distance is on them skittles?

[Aneeluv]

.

/yawn

yes, those tropical skittles that tasted like soap... were nasty. tho the rest of them just owned.

[Sirensa]

I like Red Skittles =D

Red #5 Candy owns!

[Tilea]

Sour Skittles kick ass. You can eat those until your tongue hurts, but you still just can't stop.

[Grimthorn]

I think we're all agreed here.

Skittles are the WIN

[Sourcelery]

Originally posted by Amberel
and btw dibs on the yellow and green skittles~

Woah woah WOAH!!!! I already called dibs on the yellow ones. You can have all the green ones you want, but those are MY yellows. :mad:

[Sourcelery]

:D

[Arcius]

I'm just waiting for the Hoss / IG obsessed male cheerleader to come back and flame you for talking about Skittles :p

[Sows McBuff]

sorry, reese's pieces>skittles.

chocolate covered peanut butter...
/drooooooooooooolllllllllllllllll

[Sourcelery]

Originally posted by Sows McBuff
sorry, reese's pieces>skittles.

chocolate covered peanut butter...
/drooooooooooooolllllllllllllllll

Tsk tsk tsk... Somebody here is out of the whole candy loop. Reese's pieces are candy coated peanut butter... there's no chocolate. In some countries you'd be flogged for such an offense. But now that you mention it, reese's peanut butter cups are the pwn. Especially the ones they make for holidays like the egg shaped one for easter and the pumpkin shaped one for halloween... twice the peanut butter, and half the chocolate. Ok, that's it.. I'm heading to the corner store.
I think this thread is like pot... it's giving me the munchies.

[Sows McBuff]

lol...was eating peanut butter cups whilst thinking of pieces~

[BurnemWizfyre]

good thing this post got derailed, or hoss would have to face the cold hard facts...IG>Hoss

[Elidroth]

Hijacked with lies perhaps.

EVERYONE knows Hoss > IG. IG just too low INT to know it.

[Grimthorn]

I'm still waiting for those facts... they'll keep my skittles chilled.

[Amberel]

Sour Skittles kick ass. You can eat those until your tongue hurts, but you still just can't stop.

lol Tilea, I know how that is!!


and wtf do you mean I can't have the yellow skittles!?!?!?!

[Grimthorn]

All you Skittles are belong to me.

(There, I said it.. now this thread has ALL of the net cliches)

[Sourcelery]

Sorry Amb, but only the first person to call dibs counts... rules are rules. I am, however, accepting bribes...

[HoSS Cheerleader]

Only person here I give propz to is Elidroth. The rest just keepz on talkin and squalkin like a buncha bed butt bufu buddies. Hadd if you started the topic of raging war then follow thru. If you are just all talk then I suggest you shut tha fuk up next time like the disco dancin, carrot bitin, pillow nibblin, salad sniffin, cock teasin, crisco oil usin queer that you are.

Oh and all yall skittlez rainbow callin color flamin fagz can eat a phat hairy gorilla nut.

[Arcius]

Btw - Skittles kick ass.

[Grimthorn]

I dunno what's more pathetic, his attempts to trash talk or his guild affiliation... (Lame "warez" group from about 10 years ago?)

[Hadd]

but but, i just wanted to double penetrate Buaz...why all the hate? :D

[Daisiee]

I heard if you stick a green skittle in your nose it looks like a giant boogie.

[Buazag Bonesteel]

wtf??

[Grimthorn]

I hear that if you sneeze with a green skittle up your nose, you can put someone's eye out.

[HoSS Cheerleader]

Originally posted by Daisiee
I heard if you stick a green skittle in your nose it looks like a giant boogie.


jeah just like how I stuck my cock up yo azzhoe and it came outta yo mouf makin u look like a shitskabob eh?

[Kallaill]

STFU hoss chearleeder you getting fuckin annoying now, dont make me /gigislap your ass. Your a bitch who has nothing better to do than flame on boards and shit. Only person that will be flaming around here is Jimmy. So stfu or ill shove my cock down your throat till you choke. :D

that is all....

[Fizbain]

Tell me something...

Did you get gang raped one day and enjoy it too much or is the semen still clogging your brain? I know you. I know your type. You are the kind of kid (yes kid) who gets his kicks attacking people anonymously because there are no consequences right? You talk big because you finally found your dick and you are so proud of yourself. You are the type of kid who wouldn't be here had the hanger been longer. Had the condom not broken you'd be in the toilet. Your parents loathe you. You sit in your 10x10 room in front of the PC daddy bought you to shut the fuck up. mom buys you twinkies to keep your zit ratio up and the closest thing to a woman you have gotten to was a pocket pussy you found in your dad's sock drawer. I'm guessing you are a pudgy bastard with no friends. Well one friend, the guy that you give your lunch money to on a daily basis so you don't get throttled. You keep your barbies in a "special" place at night (i.e. up your cornhole) while you masturbate to music by Liberace. You are told by peers, family, teachers and passerbyers on the street that you are a fucktard. You could have ridden the short yellow bus to school, but even they have standards. Your biggest accomplishment yet is to have a level 60 (enter class here) on a red server. The only power you actually have is to make other players unhappy on your server because you can't fight back in real life. You are weak. You are pathetic and overall you suck a lot of dick. Your flames are elementary at best and your spelling is obviously a chore. You lack motivation to do anything positive in life. You dream of killing your parents but realize that 40/30 2h weapon is only in a game. If you had a gun in your hand you'd lack the fucking guts to pull the trigger at the one person you hate the most...yourself. You are a lonely, depraved little kid crying for attention. In game you are a super hero to your friends, a billy badass. In life you are insignificant to everyone and everything that isn't pixelated. You are a loser. Here's your flame little man. Read it, eat it up and choke on it....oh....and one last thing.....go fuck yourself.

-Fizbain

[Kallaill]

he cant choke on your flame fizzy cuz hes choking on my cock...


P.S. Fizbain is da bestest :D

[HoSS Cheerleader]

Originally posted by Fizbain
Tell me something...

Did you get gang raped one day and enjoy it too much or is the semen still clogging your brain? I know you. I know your type. You are the kind of kid (yes kid) who gets his kicks attacking people anonymously because there are no consequences right? You talk big because you finally found your dick and you are so proud of yourself. You are the type of kid who wouldn't be here had the hanger been longer. Had the condom not broken you'd be in the toilet. Your parents loathe you. You sit in your 10x10 room in front of the PC daddy bought you to shut the fuck up. mom buys you twinkies to keep your zit ratio up and the closest thing to a woman you have gotten to was a pocket pussy you found in your dad's sock drawer. I'm guessing you are a pudgy bastard with no friends. Well one friend, the guy that you give your lunch money to on a daily basis so you don't get throttled. You keep your barbies in a "special" place at night (i.e. up your cornhole) while you masturbate to music by Liberace. You are told by peers, family, teachers and passerbyers on the street that you are a fucktard. You could have ridden the short yellow bus to school, but even they have standards. Your biggest accomplishment yet is to have a level 60 (enter class here) on a red server. The only power you actually have is to make other players unhappy on your server because you can't fight back in real life. You are weak. You are pathetic and overall you suck a lot of dick. Your flames are elementary at best and your spelling is obviously a chore. You lack motivation to do anything positive in life. You dream of killing your parents but realize that 40/30 2h weapon is only in a game. If you had a gun in your hand you'd lack the fucking guts to pull the trigger at the one person you hate the most...yourself. You are a lonely, depraved little kid crying for attention. In game you are a super hero to your friends, a billy badass. In life you are insignificant to everyone and everything that isn't pixelated. You are a loser. Here's your flame little man. Read it, eat it up and choke on it....oh....and one last thing.....go fuck yourself.

-Fizbain

Blocky style writing guess preskool have not taught you how to write. Now I know my tax dollaz aint goin to your skool. Wuz wondering how much longer it wuz gonna take u to reply to me after 3 dayz? Did your single celled brain hurt after it took you 3 dayz to come up with this comeback son? Don't be tellin yo life story and be puttin mah name in it son. Ur comebackz are about as weak as the guild ur in. U must be very proud to be in a team of lozers and lowlifez to be braggin about every single fukkin orc u've slained. Here's an advice, get a fukkin job or in ur case get a working permit so u can pay for the EQ fee hike.

[Fizbain]

I'm disappointed in you. Your lack of imagination and come back has made you the weakest link. Goodbye.

*edit*

I forgot to say something, since I know you are here on the boards...trolling. Cuddled up on your computer chair next to your sesame street night light. Did this hit a little too close to home for you or was the prozac dosage abnormally high today?

-Fizbain

p.s. I don't respond until I've actually read the message. So to put it simply, I didn't respond until I read it. Get a fucking clue retard.

[Fizbain]

I am proud of this guild and its accomplishments. Why not show some grit and post who you are and what guild you are on the red server you play on? That would undoubtedly take courage, the one thing you lack the most of. Go to bed H.C. We'll pick this up tomorrow.

-Fizbain

[Vestax]

If I Stuck my Fist in your mouth, Does that make you A Normal 12 Year old Wanker?? =o

Go Back too Eating your Oreo`s and playing with your Schlong, And i`ll go back too Drinking my Tea and eating my Toast in peace.. Anything more too say f00l and come see me¬ target me /duel me¬ Wanchor :D

[Aneeluv]

Are you from missouri or tennesee mr. hoss cheerleader? throwing around the word 'son' does not make you look big, or sound tough, OH NO, quite the contrary. You sound inbred and at least 350 pounds with a lambchop in your hand.

If your from a red server, /yawn, how'd you ever hear of hoss, or IG. And how would you know if we havn't already held our little guildwar?

"Blocky style writing guess preskool have not taught you how to write." Well said son.

[Hadd]

gud thang i payed 2 lurn how 2 right in skul

[Grimthorn]

I have deduced that our friend is NOT a member of the Algonquin Round Table.

I'd suspect that Mensa membership is also out of the question.

I'd be willing to bet that he had to wear a helmet as a child to prevent himself from slamming his head into walls and killing his last braincell.

[Valterra]

I'm from Missouri :(

[Sows McBuff]

know what it says at the top of a missourian's ladder?

[Lola]

Next on FOX: When cheerleaders attack!


disco dancin, carrot bitin, pillow nibblin, salad sniffin, cock teasin, crisco oil usin

carrot bitin? salad sniffin? Well... at least you're being original.

Although if you changed it a bit, you'd have quite the cooking theme going: carrot peelin', salad tossin', crisco oil usin' Iron Chef Hoss!

[Xuen]

i for one always enjoy a good salad tossin

[Kallaill]

Originally posted by Lola
Next on FOX: When cheerleaders attack!



carrot bitin? salad sniffin? Well... at least you're being original.

Although if you changed it a bit, you'd have quite the cooking theme going: carrot peelin', salad tossin', crisco oil usin' Iron Chef Hoss!


rofl :D

[Elidroth]

Originally posted by HoSS Cheerleader
Only person here I give propz to is Elidroth. The rest just keepz on talkin and squalkin like a buncha bed butt bufu buddies.

Um.. K

[Sows McBuff]

answer:top

[Grimthorn]

Once again, I get the last word in this thread...

[HoSS Cheerleader]

Originally posted by Fizbain
I am proud of this guild and its accomplishments. Why not show some grit and post who you are and what guild you are on the red server you play on? That would undoubtedly take courage, the one thing you lack the most of. Go to bed H.C. We'll pick this up tomorrow.

-Fizbain

Jizstain, hoo am I iz really nun of yo biznezz. If u knew, u wouldnt be able to do shit. U come on here talkin like u da shit but the only shit u iz, iz tha shitz that cumz outta my azzhoe. U tried so hard to busta mack and spit yo gamez on EQ hoez but the only thing u spittin iz mah cumz outta yo cumz clogged mouf. To ur guild u maybe the best of shit talkaz, to me ur just another wannabe Richard Simmonz in da joint on his buziest dayz parlayin football as a wide azz receiver.

If u came to red server u'd be slapped like a lil bitch u iz then when u goto bed u be listenen to Tupacz "wonda why dey call u bitch" reminizing yo life back in kindergarden last year.

Ur capz are comin out blankz like tha supa soaka yo dad bought u last xmas. Ur shit talkin skillz stankz like yo ebolaz infested crusty azzhoe. When people laff at ur attemptz to clown, u think they laffin wit u but really they laffin at u and ur silly hill billy remarkz they've haven't heard since they were in elementary. Jeah keep thinkin u da shit bro cuz that's what u are iz just shit.

[HoSS Cheerleader]

Originally posted by Vestax Fattah
Anything more too say f00l and come see me¬ target me /duel me¬ Wanchor :D

I'm just bout to dual my nutz in yo mouf fo tryna act hard. Come to red server bitch and u wont hafta worry bout me duelin yo azz. I be droppin u like I drop diarhea in da toiletz after a harty meal.

[Grimthorn]

I'm trying to see if I can laugh any harder at someone. Hey Cheerleader, say something else!

[Elidroth]

Uh.. what?

*WHISTLE* Double Minor Penalty:

2 minutes for excessive ebonics
2 minutes for DEWD speak

That's going to give the home team a man advantage for the next 4 minutes. You hate to see this so late in the game.

[Fizbain]

I read your profile. "Bum off welfare". Answers a lot right there. I'll use one word, spelled correctly and in good form for you. It describes you to a "T". Not Mr. T, not herbal tea. Just "T". You are a:




LOSER

[Dharrk]

Originally posted by HoSS Cheerleader


I'm just bout to dual my nutz in yo mouf fo tryna act hard. Come to red server bitch and u wont hafta worry bout me duelin yo azz. I be droppin u like I drop diarhea in da toiletz after a harty meal.

dual means 2

[Grimthorn]

Any idea what "harty" means?
Or can he not spell "hearty"?

[Lonskils]

la~

[Ktul]

I miss old dro days.

You know I think Steve Irwin deserved one last update too, poor guy!

[Skaara]

la~

Lons, you are not a priest, and therefor are not allowed to ressurect ancient threads! :D

[Qaediin]

Ohhh the good old days/salute.

[Nexten]

Lets all make new toons and relive the time sink of vex thal

[Ktul]

Lol we just had the population do that in april for fabled VT. Fucking good times. Im keeping ktul active for fabled pop/time. Should be starting around end of feb!

[Ktul]

I still think 1/3 of us could come back, loot fabled pop and then progress past this server within 3mos~

[Qaediin]

I agree Toolio.

[Crimsonbanshee]

Mmm VT im weird

[Nexten]

They need to make a HOSS Progression server

[Aindayen]

They need to make a HOSS Progression server

Tis a good idea.

I also recommend a spell or spell affect called Aindayen's drunken fury~

Seriously elid :)

Ain

[Ktul]

Or Andaas's Form of Peter Pan

[Loniel Bonewalker]

Ktul and Qball =\

[Lonskils]

Lon!!

[Abyori]

VT, most fun I had as a chanter, with charm killing Migi second.

[BurnemWizfyre]

The good ole days of VT......Ktul spelling HOSS with mod rods....sneaking into the healers section to steal mod rods....The black screen and wondering how much longer it would last before you needed to restart.....

[Ktul]

Lol, Arcius and Daisiee used to steal my rods too, lazy fuckerz. That blind was fun shit though.
OPEN THE FDOOR!

Edit: Woah Loni! I finally started playing wow foo~

[Qaediin]

Mana feed please=p. HIYA LONIEL.

[Nexten]

Was looking through archived news posts..can't see all the leet VT pics /cry

[Loniel Bonewalker]

screw the mana feeds, and hi there :D

Hey there Lons!

[Qaediin]

Whats been up with you Loniel?

[Loniel Bonewalker]

nothing much really, how about you Qball? talking to ya is making me remember our duoing in so many dif. zones. :D

[Lonskils]

I used to power level Q in PoF haha

[Dubb]

Sweet Jeebus, piles of mod rods spelling stuff. Now there's something I can still dig in 2008.

Um, carry on.

[Qaediin]

Hi lonskils. Yes many days of PLing in that zone =). Not to much Loniel, just working and all the crap that goes along with it. Nothing really exciting.

[Lonskils]

Hey Q, still all buff looking like an action hero?

[Nexten]

Charm killing in Tactics FTW...me and Q used to own that place

[Zappo]

when I think of VT I think of... letting llain use Ho during a raid and him using a blinding item on the blob-- then the blob running away into the hallway.

[Nexten]

OMG anyone remember Menrub's fabled succor on incoming?