Eomer
04-04-2002, 05:06 PM
Well, a Lola does anyway! Sorry bout the formatting, it's from an email from someone who obviously uses a piece of shit email client.
Bob, a middle-aged Canadian tourist on his first visit to Orlando, locates the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain the client.They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit,and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the
gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit,
and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams,"No!" and
walks quickly away!
The madam is surprised that this ordinary-looking man has asked for
something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with it.
She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. Lola looks a bit tired, but she has never said no and it doesn't seem likely that
anything would surprise her. So the madam sends her over to Bob. They sit
and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his
lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" then smacks
him as hard as she can, and literally runs away!
Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all
her years of operating a brothel. The challenge is irresistible. She just
has to find out what this man wants that is making her girls so angry.
So she goes over to Bob and says that she's the best in the house and is
available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic a bit, giggle a bit,
drink a little, and she sits in his lap. And Bob leans forward and whispers
in her ear: "Can I pay in Canadian dollars?"
Bob, a middle-aged Canadian tourist on his first visit to Orlando, locates the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain the client.They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit,and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the
gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit,
and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams,"No!" and
walks quickly away!
The madam is surprised that this ordinary-looking man has asked for
something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with it.
She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. Lola looks a bit tired, but she has never said no and it doesn't seem likely that
anything would surprise her. So the madam sends her over to Bob. They sit
and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his
lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" then smacks
him as hard as she can, and literally runs away!
Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all
her years of operating a brothel. The challenge is irresistible. She just
has to find out what this man wants that is making her girls so angry.
So she goes over to Bob and says that she's the best in the house and is
available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic a bit, giggle a bit,
drink a little, and she sits in his lap. And Bob leans forward and whispers
in her ear: "Can I pay in Canadian dollars?"