Peotr
04-22-2002, 12:26 PM
Monday, and I hate work on Mondays. I decided I was going to find out why I hadn't seen Sirensa or Barlo online for weeks and months (this, because I hate work on Mondays, and anything to distract me from work on Mondays has great purpose).
Instead, I spent two hours lurking the Hoss message boards, reading an incredible amount of nothing. Utter shit. Blather. Things so pointless they wouldn't be funny if they weren't so pointless.
God, I loved it. So help me, I loved it.
Lord forgive me, my new guild is full of the kindest, sweetest people, but none of them understand me, understand l33t s@il0r talk, singing in guildchat... I say "yesh" and "pwnd" in guildchat, and no one understood what I said. I may start to cry.
It was sad, in a way, because it reminded me of the good old days (Sirensa, you biotch, whereever you are, you better still have that stupid red bathrobe because after two years I *STILL* can't go into Solusek Ro.)
Someone please remember me... LRon, you never gave me an address so I could send you those fishcakes. They are still in my freezer.
D'Umber / Wheet Wonderful
P.S.
(GM) "I'm sorry, we can't change your name from Umber to D'Umber, because symbols are not allowed in first names."
(Umber) "Oh. Darn. I really like the name D'Umber."
(GM) "I see on my log here that you have requested a name change 5 times in the last year."
(Umber) "Really?"
(GM) "Yes. I consider that excessive."
(Umber) "Huh. 5 times?"
(GM) "Yes. I want to explain to you that Verant considers it a minor game violation to waste a server GM's time."
(Umber) "It's the alzheimers. Somedays it is really bad. Somedays I can't remember my own name. Somedays I think I'm still in elementary school, and I go and sit in the swings until I realize that I want sex."
(GM) "Alzheimers?"
(Umber) "And worms. Both from my fiance's cat. Very rare. Fortunately, she's a lawyer, so I am set for life."
(GM) "Huh?"
(Umber) "Who are you?"
Instead, I spent two hours lurking the Hoss message boards, reading an incredible amount of nothing. Utter shit. Blather. Things so pointless they wouldn't be funny if they weren't so pointless.
God, I loved it. So help me, I loved it.
Lord forgive me, my new guild is full of the kindest, sweetest people, but none of them understand me, understand l33t s@il0r talk, singing in guildchat... I say "yesh" and "pwnd" in guildchat, and no one understood what I said. I may start to cry.
It was sad, in a way, because it reminded me of the good old days (Sirensa, you biotch, whereever you are, you better still have that stupid red bathrobe because after two years I *STILL* can't go into Solusek Ro.)
Someone please remember me... LRon, you never gave me an address so I could send you those fishcakes. They are still in my freezer.
D'Umber / Wheet Wonderful
P.S.
(GM) "I'm sorry, we can't change your name from Umber to D'Umber, because symbols are not allowed in first names."
(Umber) "Oh. Darn. I really like the name D'Umber."
(GM) "I see on my log here that you have requested a name change 5 times in the last year."
(Umber) "Really?"
(GM) "Yes. I consider that excessive."
(Umber) "Huh. 5 times?"
(GM) "Yes. I want to explain to you that Verant considers it a minor game violation to waste a server GM's time."
(Umber) "It's the alzheimers. Somedays it is really bad. Somedays I can't remember my own name. Somedays I think I'm still in elementary school, and I go and sit in the swings until I realize that I want sex."
(GM) "Alzheimers?"
(Umber) "And worms. Both from my fiance's cat. Very rare. Fortunately, she's a lawyer, so I am set for life."
(GM) "Huh?"
(Umber) "Who are you?"