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Eomer
05-14-2002, 09:53 PM
I fell outta my chair when I saw this... fuck I love Running With Scissors.

http://www.gopostal.com/gary

http://www.voodooextreme.com/articles/colemaninpostal2.html

Lilcix
05-21-2002, 07:51 AM
They must be out of the U.S.

Its illegal to own an automatic right? Theres got to be some law about gary colemen and a gun also...

Loniel Bonewalker
05-21-2002, 10:48 AM
Why in the hell would anyone give Garey Coleman a gun?

Eomer
05-21-2002, 02:10 PM
Because hilarity will ensue.

Dharrk
05-21-2002, 03:26 PM
eomer :)

Bram
05-21-2002, 04:02 PM
Perfectly legal to own an automatic in the US, Lilcix. You have to have a class 3 license which requires that the FBI crawl up your nether orifice and jab you with long pointy sticks to see if any thing indiscreet falls out. You have several other hoops to jump through and a bunch of money to pay. As much as I enjoy firearms, a class 3 just isn't in the cards for me. Too much trouble, money, etc.

Now 15 foot tall rockets with several pounds of thrust behind them...that I am into. My pocketbook will tell you ;>

Bram

P.S. If it weren't against our safety code, I suspect we could launch Gary Coleman to a few thousand feet but the code says no vertebrates. So the only way we could launch him is if he were to become a lawyer. Then he would be spineless and we could launch him legally. Hey Gary! Pass the Bar! ;>

Lilcix
05-21-2002, 06:53 PM
My pic > dharrk's pic =((

Dharrk
05-21-2002, 08:20 PM
you wasted time making that though, i just took it from fazed.net

Lilcix
05-21-2002, 11:37 PM
*tries to think of a whitty comeback*


...damn. You're right =(

BurnemWizfyre
05-22-2002, 04:05 AM
so for originality lilcix loses?

Aneeluv
05-22-2002, 06:49 AM
haha, anything gary coleman is funny :D

Dharrk
05-22-2002, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by BurnemWizfyre
so for originality lilcix loses?

that is correct