Now that Rhedd is retired again...

[Grimthorn]

Can we have all of the "Dorf Forums" renamed for me?

Make way for the "New Hotness"!

Rhedd--> Old and busted
Grim--> New Hotness


-Grim, the last Hoss Dorf

[Rhedd]

That board is MINE if anyone touches it I WILL COME AND FIND YOU AND HURT YOU

[Gryfalia]

Damn, da Sexah dorf retired again?

Sigh..

It's a hard row we sexy dorf hoe...

Gryfalia

[Tilea]

What's with all dorfs thinking they're sexy??

[Grimthorn]

Because we ARE...

We're so hot, even our beards are red...

-Grim

[Sirensa]

Entirely too much dorf luvin going on here...

Must...stop!

FU RHEDD!

[Grimthorn]

Sirensa, you shouldn't deny your true feelings...

You know you want me.

You know you want Rhedd.

You know you want ALL Dorfs.

-Grim

[Sirensa]

Grimmy you scare me... :/

Don't you know.. all DE's are naturally immune to Dorf.

[Gryfalia]

That would be because they are evil, which makes the hot-n-damn goodness of the dorfs roll off.

Tis sad..

Gryfalia

[Grimthorn]

Don't fear me because I'm so Hot, Sirensa...

You can look, I'll let you.

Just keep yer dirty Dark Elf mitts off the "merchandise".

I'm too hot for you.

-Grim

[Sirensa]

If by hot you mean fevered like a festering wound full of puss.. then yes.

:D

[Trazz]

Ewwwww... You said PUSS!....


/spanks!

[Grimthorn]

However you measure hotness is immaterial...

I am Hot..

You are Not..

Simple, eh?

-Grim

ps (Rhedd has possessed me, and is making me type this. While I really AM hot, I don't wish to flaunt my hotness. It's not fair to all you not-hot types...)