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Bullhonkie
07-26-2002, 08:22 PM
This has probably been circulating the internet quite a bit lately, so if you've seen it 2384782397 times before, I don't care. :p

If you had bought $1,000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5 left.

If you had bought $1,000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit - you would have $214.

Tilea
07-29-2002, 07:44 AM
Hahaha, GO BEER

Forty
07-29-2002, 10:17 AM
Well, maybe $107 outside of Michigan. That's the only state, that I know of that pays a dime to get the cans back. And in California you'd just get your money back for paying the CR redemption at the cashier...so you break even..../shrug

Ktul
07-29-2002, 03:14 PM
It's what's for dinner.

Kaneis
07-29-2002, 03:34 PM
L'malla who?

Ktul
07-29-2002, 06:36 PM
Ok fixed it for the ranger in tights