Nmok Soulblighter
09-27-2002, 06:28 AM
CNN has reported this morning that the U.N. has followed the French in banning "dwarf-tossing." This means that under the new laws, the tossing of Grimthorn, Rhedd and other dorfs will be met with swift and immediate jail time, fines and other nasty penalties. Fortunately nothing was said of gnome tossing or halfling tossing.
The two groups unmentioned in the recent ban has begun to picket stating that their rights have been overlooked and they plan to take it to the highest levels in order to get equal treatment. "I don't understand how dwarves got special treatment, what with Grimthorn and Rhedd in the race, I mean come on...Gnomes and Halflings are lighter, smaller and make better projectiles, so why no ban on us?, stated Talas. "I no like dis law, dis law meanz me kant trow dem small guyz" Beakmaster proclaimed.
With this going on, look for VI to initiate laws outlawing Gnome football and other sports used for the enjoyment of the larger races and for the repression of the smaller ones.
Nmok Soulblighter
P.S. I am serious about the U.N. and France banning dwarf tossing, its on CNN's website.
The two groups unmentioned in the recent ban has begun to picket stating that their rights have been overlooked and they plan to take it to the highest levels in order to get equal treatment. "I don't understand how dwarves got special treatment, what with Grimthorn and Rhedd in the race, I mean come on...Gnomes and Halflings are lighter, smaller and make better projectiles, so why no ban on us?, stated Talas. "I no like dis law, dis law meanz me kant trow dem small guyz" Beakmaster proclaimed.
With this going on, look for VI to initiate laws outlawing Gnome football and other sports used for the enjoyment of the larger races and for the repression of the smaller ones.
Nmok Soulblighter
P.S. I am serious about the U.N. and France banning dwarf tossing, its on CNN's website.