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Lilcix
11-22-2002, 07:52 PM
Figured i'd post this one before Lonskils does.

<a href="http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/" > Which Dictator are you?!?! </a>

Zappo
11-23-2002, 12:08 AM
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Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!
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Tarissa
11-23-2002, 12:15 AM
Man, I was Tony Blair

Qaediin
11-23-2002, 03:59 AM
I was Saddam Hussein:p

Lonskils
11-23-2002, 04:48 AM
DAMN YOU LIL DAMN YOU TO HELL



that was my post *sniffle*

Vinilaa
11-23-2002, 08:15 AM
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You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!
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Eomer should love this result. :rolleyes: :cool:

Finkk
11-24-2002, 09:27 AM
woot?

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Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!
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Stitz
11-24-2002, 11:19 AM
hmm I got Tony too wtfak.

Tilea
11-25-2002, 07:41 AM
I got Tony Blair too. Oh well at least I didn't get Cretien.

Zobb
11-25-2002, 09:21 AM
Stalin

Thuggo
11-27-2002, 03:33 PM
huhuhu

I"m George Bush :(

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"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!
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Exitilus
11-27-2002, 08:10 PM
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As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!
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Illegal
11-29-2002, 08:06 AM
gah

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You answer the question: "what if Hitler was black?" A power-mad little shit that will do anything to keep your backside in the presidential seat, that's what! Sadly, no matter how much you persecute your populace, they are getting sick of you! When given the option of starving to death because of the piss poor economy you created or stringing you up by the nearest lamppost, more and more find the later more attractive! Also shave that stupid, little moustache off! It makes you look like an even bigger tit then you are already!
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