Ding!

[Rallos Zek]

Woot, level 71!

Thanks for coming Hoss, hope you enjoyed your stay. If you need anything don't be afraid to call the front desk and I'm sure Tallon or Vallon will be more than happy to charge right over there with their handy crew of "assistants" and beat...er assist you.





Oh yeah, thanks to FE for checking in at JUST the right time! My script is teh win!~

You tell Tallon Zek "Dude, I found a sweet xp spot! I call it, Ledge!"

[Rallos Zek]

Fuck you Hoss!

[Zappo]

rofl
whats up jimmy

[Fizbain]

Sorry, Rallos doesn't own a PC. Thanks for your time.

-Fiz

[Torrid]

Hmm, is this a flame? I can't really tell, its so poorly written.

Hoss has progressed in this script as fast as most guilds who have beaten it, with less. Don't let the fact that other guilds don't have the balls to post their failures fool you

[Dharrk]

Also highly doubt username Rallos Zek's guild has beaten the script either.

[Lola]

He doesn't need to beat the script, he IS the script!

Jimmy we love you!

(Jimmy, from now on, shall be the name of any anon Hoss-flamer. So let it be written, so let it be done!)

[Zappo]

at 1st i thought this was a flame
but then i was didnt get how any one could really make fun of us when we are still #1 on our server by like 6 months
and i love the fight, hoe tanked RZ!

[Karendra]

for excact 1second...
even karebear tanked longer!

[Rallos Zek]

C'mon I need some more Hoss PL'age, I told my guild I'd be 72 by Monday!

Jimmy is my bitch, just like Hoss...c'mon lets see yer best shot Hoss!

[Stitz]

Cazic Thule > Rallos Zek, totally...

[Arcius]

Warlord of War?

Haha - that title owns.

[Nexten]

can i be the warlord of peace?

[Daeryn]

/mourn jimmy :(

[Vestax]

let the flaming begin! :D

[Thuggo]

I used to worship Rallos Zek but now I realize my god is a dumbass so I'm converting to Scientology.

[Torrid]

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Anyone familiar with the script will realize the significance of this image.

[Lonskils]

I was there and I don't get it Tor =\

[Nexten]

he's in the arena, so it's the real RZ not the first one

[Arcius]

I think you'll need to re-register as Fennin Ro or something, soon =\

[Rallos Zek]

Talkin a lot of smack for a bunch of people who STILL haven't beaten me...I smacked you around last night in the arena like a bunch of red headed step children.

Lets see what ya got!

[Tilea]

Heh, this thread is cute :) But we've power levelled him FAR higher than 71 by now.

[Rallos Zek]

Nobody calls Rallos Zek the Warlord "Cute".

I hate rangers and I'm coming after you first next time.

[Lola]

Rallos is my kinda guy.

[Rallos Zek]

I hate paladins too, and you're pussy god Mithaniel Marr...man he's such a gimp.

Actually, I hate all Hoss...you're nothing but a bunch lowlife newbs with nothing better to do than grief the server...why don't you go back to Speepers Tomb and farm some Prismatic.

Now, I can't wait to face a REAL guild like Novus or Mythic.

[Lola]

One on one, Mith could take you down and you know it!

[Stitz]

.. by an good looking iksar!

[Luucas Maximus]

I don't believe you Stitz...

... you're not good looking! :p

[Lola]

*bows to Stitz's Photoshop skills*

[Inizen]

whats up with that huge white line going from your foot to your sword hilt?

[Arcius]

The blood of Rallos.

[Eomer]

The spooge of rallos?

[Inizen]

ah, thanks eomer.

[Zappo]

RZ is an old wind bag imo
one on one bristlebane or even mith marr would own him

[Tilea]

"why don't you go back to Speepers Tomb and farm some Prismatic"

We do, actually!!

And that white line is the thread Stitz uses to tie his sword to his boot, so he doesn't lose it. He is a lizard, after all.

[Stitz]

Tilea how did you know :confused:

[Daeryn]

Bristlebane would own rallos so hard. Big feet > big axe!

[Rolist]

In a straight fight, the Avater of War would probably beat Rallos easily...Emperor Ssra would own his ass hard :|

[Stitz]

Rallos and his 353 friends would own the snoot out of emp and aow at same time though :{

[Rolist]

Yeah, Rallos is a chicken! He needs his cronies to do his fighting for him!

[Zobb]

Typical warrior, inst good for anything without a bunch of others around him to help out :eek:

[Vidmer]

Hrmm much ranger hatred, perhaps I could jointly worship Bertoxxulous and Rallos.

[Rallos Zek]

Ding 73! Ding 74!

Thanks Hoss!

/em brandishes his axe.

[Thuggo]

Actually I think if anyone is dinging it's the hordes of war wraithes that are zerging us.

[Elidroth]

Originally posted by Rallos Zek
Ding 73! Ding 74!

Thanks Hoss!

/em brandishes his axe.

For being level 74 now.. you sure hit like a pussy. Mithaniel Marr hits harder than you do..

[Rallos Zek]

Verant forgot to scale my main hand damage past level 70 :mad:

ain't that a bitch!

[Mithaniel Marr]

Rallos, how many times does the Pantheon have to tell you to knock it off? You're making us all look bad.

So do yourself a favor, take your imminent beatdown like a man, give up your little Norrath Destruction plan, and go play with your boars.

[Rallos Zek]

Your're just mad you got the shit kicked out of you...by Hoss!

What a wuss!

Of course, you ARE a paladin.

Besides, I'm just trying to save your little panzy ass from a beat down by these mortals by wiping them out...wouldn't want Lola replacing you in the Pantheon do you?

Didn't think so...

[Terris Thule]

.

(Damn, I had something really good to say.. but forgot I don't have a mouth and can't talk.) :(

[Elkay]

That is all...

[Zappo]

need i remind some one
http://www.hossguild.com/forums/showthread.php3?s=&threadid=2500&highlight=snuggly

[Elkay]

Yeah, but your momma voted three times
(only twice for you)

[Zeldapika]

Hah what Rallos? Your too dead to speak? oh i'm sorry ;)

[Daeryn]

Grats :D

[Tilea]

Yeah sorry Rallos. Despite our rather uninspiring paladin update.... as you can see... you dead!

[Rallos Zek]

Fuck Verant! My damage mitigation is broken!

wait...

no no, it's my lack of unique warrior only skills!

wait....

ooh, I got it....it's because I don't have an EB weapon from Emp ( he PROMISED he'd send one last week! Lazy ass! )

no, ok I got it...it's because I'm not a Paladin! Mith Marr owns my ass...and Hoss!

hoho~ :p

[Lola]

Uninspiring? What, killing him wasn't enough for you? =p

[Loniel Bonewalker]

~

[Tilea]

See Lola, Torrin thought your update sucked too ;)

[Lola]

Well Torrid and I have never quite seen eye to eye on news post styles =p

Anyway, I wasn't planning on doing news today, just noticed there wasn't any this morning, and slapped Lons' screenshot up.

[Elidroth]

Yeah.. I wouldn't really call Lola's update a full update.. was more of a "We just killed RZ and god damn we need SOMETHING up there"

[Torrid]

Thats because I hadn't gone to bed yet, because we kept doing planes stuff. I always do news before I sleep, usually at the expense of sleep!