Dorfs:the only way to play

[Rhedd]

Jealousy is a dangerous thing, unfortunatly dorfs have to deal with it all the time =\
Everyone is jealous of us.

PS.

The damn darkies will die

[Gwaar]

Teir'Dal foreva!

[Phaera]

Not ALL of your chars are dwarves!

[Rhedd]

Phaera SHHHHH

[Meier]

Dwarves 4 lyfe~

[Maelikki]

meiers ALL your chars arent dorf ~

[HipposPottamus]

I never made a dorf char, F DORFS!

[Urgas]

After i just lurked around for a little i just cant stay out of this anymore.

Dorfs own and you all know it!!!!
We are cute we are strong we are the best lover,fighter,drinker,driver,dancer and much much more.
We can do it all and better then anyone else.

Btw anyone ever seen any difference between barb male and female?? they both wear skirts and have boobs...... so whats wrong with them? Are all barbs shemales?

Urgy

[Vinilaa]

Dorfs drive? Where and how does this happen? I've been to Kaladim and I didn't see any little dorf cars...

[Rhedd]

Ya know the big kegs of beer you see around vini? Once we drink them all we clean them.. er no we just jump in them and you can roll around everywhere in them. They are Kars!

[Lronius de la Mancha]

Rhedd speaks true. Dwarven mechanics at work.