Vidmer
03-11-2003, 09:46 AM
I feel that I have been overly harsh to our neighbors to the north as of late, so I have written a little song to show my appreciation.
I like big Canucks and I can not lie
You other Yanks can't deny
That when a girl walks in with a really pasty face
And waves the mapple leaf in your face
You get sprung
Want to pull up tough
Cuzz you noticed that Parka was stuffed
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
At the hat with earflaps shes wearing
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
and take ya picture
My guildmates tried to warn me
But that beer you got
Make me so horney
I've seen them /dancin'
The hell with /romancin'
She's Sweattl,Wettle, got it goin like a turbo Nettle
I'm tired of messege boards
Saying open ice is the thing
Take the average Newfie and ask him that
The rink gotta be tight packed!
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Is your Girlfriend a Canuck? (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that maple leaf
Baby got back to Canada
(Vancouver face with Ottawa booty)
I like'em round and big
10 layers of flannel wrapped around a twig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you to cshome
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playwiz
Cuz silicone parts were made for elid
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Vidalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that double
So I'm lookin' at CBC videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like Zaphoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Myztlee
A word to the thick sausaged sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna hump
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of rangers won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to equip it and PA' it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the insulting on
So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna ride on my unholy stead? (hell yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even ranger boys got to shout
Baby got fruity looking money
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
geography ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's level 65
So your girlfriend throws a raid
P'levelen some gimp named Qaed
My hockey stick don't want none unless you've got the queen mum on your cash hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that citizenship
Some guildies wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the dps ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Andy says your app aint fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your /played is small and your AA are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To pickup groups in PoV
You aint it miss thing
Give me a Canadian sista I can't resist her
Warm weather and sunshine did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to autoattack 'em
And ported in quick to get with 'em
So ladies if your system is metric
And you wanna triple X clinic
Dial 1-900-VIDALOT and embrace them nasty thoughts
Baby got fruity looking money
I like big Canucks and I can not lie
You other Yanks can't deny
That when a girl walks in with a really pasty face
And waves the mapple leaf in your face
You get sprung
Want to pull up tough
Cuzz you noticed that Parka was stuffed
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
At the hat with earflaps shes wearing
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
and take ya picture
My guildmates tried to warn me
But that beer you got
Make me so horney
I've seen them /dancin'
The hell with /romancin'
She's Sweattl,Wettle, got it goin like a turbo Nettle
I'm tired of messege boards
Saying open ice is the thing
Take the average Newfie and ask him that
The rink gotta be tight packed!
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Is your Girlfriend a Canuck? (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that maple leaf
Baby got back to Canada
(Vancouver face with Ottawa booty)
I like'em round and big
10 layers of flannel wrapped around a twig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you to cshome
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playwiz
Cuz silicone parts were made for elid
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Vidalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that double
So I'm lookin' at CBC videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like Zaphoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Myztlee
A word to the thick sausaged sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna hump
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of rangers won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to equip it and PA' it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the insulting on
So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna ride on my unholy stead? (hell yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even ranger boys got to shout
Baby got fruity looking money
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
geography ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's level 65
So your girlfriend throws a raid
P'levelen some gimp named Qaed
My hockey stick don't want none unless you've got the queen mum on your cash hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that citizenship
Some guildies wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the dps ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Andy says your app aint fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your /played is small and your AA are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To pickup groups in PoV
You aint it miss thing
Give me a Canadian sista I can't resist her
Warm weather and sunshine did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to autoattack 'em
And ported in quick to get with 'em
So ladies if your system is metric
And you wanna triple X clinic
Dial 1-900-VIDALOT and embrace them nasty thoughts
Baby got fruity looking money