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Zobb
04-22-2003, 08:55 AM
Dear Abby

I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City.

I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel. Her time there is limited as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would get them off the street, and hopefully, their heroin habits.

All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my distant cousin who is French?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

Forty
04-22-2003, 09:56 AM
Wow, haven't seen this one since ooohh 1996 or so...

Is this really Lonskils using a new handle?

Zobb
04-22-2003, 11:02 AM
bah!

Funny is funny, and if its about the French its even funnier.

Llain
04-22-2003, 12:34 PM
lol forty

Buazag Bonesteel
04-22-2003, 02:27 PM
I haven't seen a good Lonskils time warp in a while now :confused:

Lonskils
04-23-2003, 10:50 AM
WTF I hadnt seen this before!

Tarissa
04-23-2003, 11:08 AM
Thank him for saving you time and effort!

Poppa
05-22-2003, 10:15 PM
ThaTS RIGHT mR. bUM cAKES!